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I'm a genius
La la la la la la la
Modeh ani, Modeh ani, Modeh ani
Mo Mo Mo Mo Modeh ani
What an amazing melody
I must let someone hear this
Hello?
Bentzi listen, I have an amazing melody
What?
Listen, listen to it
Modeh ani, Modeh ani, Modeh ani
Mo Mo Mo Mo Modeh ani
Are you crazy? It's 4:00 AM
Hello
He hung up
I have to … Someone has to listen to this
Emergency Center, 24/6
Hello, how may I help you?
Yes okay
Let's say there was an accident
Okay
Okay, we'll send you everything right away
We'll take care of everything
But first thing. Are you okay?
No no no yes yes, everything is fine, Boruch Hashem
Let's say there was an accident
And at the same time, the following melody is playing in the car
Modeh ani Modeh ani
Modeh ani
Mo mo mo
Modeh ani
What do you say?
Okay, nice, but how is this related to the accident?
Nice? That's it?
This is going to be a huge hit
This will be at Binyanei HaUma, it's a hysteric hit
This is od yoter tov (even better) than Od Yoter Tov
Okay sir, I'll be happy to help you
But this isn't an emergency
And I have other calls on the line
Good evening, and good luck
Geffner Insurance. How may I help you?
Hello, if there was a rear-end collision
There was an accident? What's the policy number?
No no listen, I have a question
The question is as follows
Do you think the damage in the accident
Is mishum chitzav
Or mishum mamono?
Because if you tell me the damage is mishum chitzav
You have set up my entire shiur for tomorrow morning
I'm going to sleep
The thing is, you're the only one awake right now
You are also knowledgeable about accidents
Mishum chitzav or mishum mamono?
Sorry sir, this
This isn't an emergency but
Someone will get back to you tomorrow
Hello
Hello. I got into an accident
What do we do now?
First of all, how are you, is everything okay?
Fine
But what do we do?
Tell me please the location of the accident
20 Tamar Street
20 HaTamar
I'm taking care of everything. Sending you now
Thank you
Are you still there?
You left us on the line
Did you feel it was mishum chitzav or mishum mamono
Listen to this
Modeh ani Modeh ani Modeh ani Modeh ani
Okay wait Modeh Ani... wait okay...
The question is if it was mishum chitzav or mishum mamono
Did you like it?
I have a shiur tomorrow morning, answer me please...
