ברדק - בדרך למגילה עוצרים בבני ברק - פורים 2024

Excuse me, excuse me Where is the Megillah being read? Tell me, how long have you been drunk? Purim ended yesterday. Yesterday? Oh, R' Shemaya you're back. Welcome back. You're back? Have I been here before? Of course, you were here yesterday. You gave our organization a tremendous boost with your donation. Donation?! How nice. What...? What do mean, what organization is this? We're Achvas Torah An organization that supports tens of Torah congregations across the country. Learning groups, Kollels, kids programs. Big events, events for women. Everything. So that everyone will stay connected to the service of Hashem. In every congregation. How nice. How much did I donate? Remind me. Remind me? What an anav (humble person) you are. How is it possible to forget a donation of 2 million shekel? How much? Anyway, It's not everyday that someone mortgages their house for Tzedakah. Mortgages their house? Mortgages their house... But how did I get to you? Via the radio broadcast. You pledged to donate with tens of thousands of listeners. I was on the radio?! Yes. Come, I'll play the recording for you. Ok, we're here live with a special Purim program and we're on air... [Singing] I will finish Shas this year. I will finish Shas. Shemaya - Hold on - Shemaya, Shemaya, Shemaya Don't throw this table out the window I need it It's not a table, it's an altar. You brought me here, this is your problem... Ok, Shkoyach Hold on, we haven't got to the segment about the donation No, Shkoyach, thank you But how did I get to you on the radio? We brought you to the studio because of the viral video. Viral video? What does that have to do with me? What?! There's not one person in the country who hasn't seen it. I'm sending it to you, I'm sending it to you. What? You're crazy, you're cray, hello? Guys, look at this crazy person. Here in the safari, in the lion's cage He decided that he's jumping in. Because of some goat that fell inside. Hello? Be careful! What's going to be with you? Come here right now! Ooh la la, Shemaya I know you for 20 years And I didn't know you're such a Chazan. Me? Yesterday in the main Minyan in Zichron Moshe Zichron Moshe? Yes. You did such Chazanus for us. "HaMelech" Which...like they say in France... I don't remember anything, how did I get there? You and I, right after the Mikvah, we went to Zichron Moshe. What, I was by the Mikvah? What did I do there? 22 years I've been running the Mikvah here What happened yesterday, I never saw something like that in my life. Young man, don't jump head first! Why don't I remember anything? Wait - I remember. I was by my father-in-law for the Seudah, in the morning. What - you're mixing vodka and wine?! And whiskey. What can happen already? R' Shemaya?! R' Shemaya HaTzaddik Thank you, thank you, thank you. You saved my live with your donation. How much did I donate to you? Where do we know each other from? Exactly - We don't even know each other. I asked, and you agreed that same day, to donate a kidney to me. A kidney?