You Can’t Cash In a Daf

You can go to their bottom line and say to their bottom line, "I do the daf every day. I do the daf every day. So, do me a favor. Take one daf. I'm cashing in one daf. Can I please cash in one daf and give me $2 million? Like this I could like learn I could live easy. Give me some breathing room for the rest of my life. Just one of my dafim. I'm cashing in now and all of them are there." Says the Hafetz Chaim, "Okay, it's it's a very nice casher, but at the end of the day it's similar to a kid going to a candy store with a million-dollar check and telling the guy, 'Hey, I want a lolly. Give me a lolly and give me change.' So, I can't give you change for a million. I don't have change for a million dollars. He says, "That doesn't make sense." The daf, the mitzvah is so it it's not even $2 million. You're joking. There's no Okay, that's just carrots. The casher is good. I like the casher better than the carrots. This is a good marer."