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Yossi Zweig and Mitzvah Blvd
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Popular host Yossi Zweig of the "Z Report" sat down with Ari and Shuey of Mitzvah blvd. to discuss their new Aleph Beis DVD. Yossi covers everything from how do Ari and Shuey take a bath and their favorite washing cycles, to their favorite Jewish celebrities, hilarity soon ensues in this very funny interview.
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[Music]
Hi and welcome to another very special
edition of the Zero Report. This past
Khan, a brand new children's DVD was
released in kind of the Sesame Street
type of way. The name of the DVD was the
Mitzvah Boulevard. And today we are
lucky enough to be here with some of the
ultra famous actors from this upcoming
DVD. Let me introduce to you our
listening and watching crowd. Shuy and
Ari.
Hey, how are you Yosi? How you doing
today?
Yeah, it's such a pleasure to be here
with you.
You see the DVD?
I actually watched the DVD. I had some
time. I watched it with my kids.
He watches DVDs about Olive Face. Why
are you mixing in? Let him do the
interview already. Sorry, my friend here
is is a little excited to see you. Go
ahead. So Shuer, I wanted to ask you
when you're not doing these DVDs, what
is it that you do in your free time?
Well, uh, I like to go to different
concerts. You know, I go to all the
Yeshiva Boys concerts and Miami Boys
Choir concerts and then and then
sometimes I like to go to Lipesa
concerts, but uh, it really depends on
my schedule. Most of the time I I'm in
I'm in yeshiva. I'm learning all the ALF
bays. And then at night, I go home with
my good friend here, Ari. And uh we do
homework together. And then uh you know,
it's fluffy time. Time to go to sleep.
And then we wake up in the morning and
then we do it all again.
Sounds very tiring. Ari, what is your
box like? I I heard you talking about it
on the DVD.
Yeah. Well, we used to live in a hat
box, but now we have a refrigerator.
Somebody threw out a refrigerator box
and we moved in. So, let me ask the two
of you, how has sales been over this big
and famous Kaneka season?
Well, you know, Kaneka is always a good
time to buy presents, but uh you know,
the season's really come to an end. So,
wait, what season's come to an end?
You know, the the Kaneka season and the
olive base season is all year round.
What base season is all year round?
Yeah. You guys didn't know that?
No.
Sure. elf bases all year round.
You mean we could sell more DVDs now?
You can sell, you can teach, you can do
whatever you want.
Oh, this is so exciting. Yay.
[Music]
Wow. Ari, so are people coming over to
you on the street asking for your
signature now that you're famous?
Yeah, I'm a celebrity. Um, I'm almost as
famous as you, but you know, I really
don't have that many celebrity people,
celebrity friends just yet, but I know a
lot of people come over to me. I I had a
kid who came over and he said, "Where's
Bitford Boulevard?" So I said, "Well,
you go three blocks down and then you go
up.
You go up." Yeah, you go up. What did he
say? Well, he just looked at me strange.
I I could imagine. Okay,
so Shu, how does one get it to rain
gumballs?
Well, you know, it's a tough thing
because in the olden days, they would
get 10 guys and they make a circle and
everybody would ding for rain. So, it's
kind of uh it's almost like the you know
the stories from way back when. You
know, I got a few friends of mine and we
ding for gumbles.
That's right. It's very interesting.
Now, where do you guys go from here? I
mean, ive bays is now said and done.
You've taught that to other kind. Where
do you go from here? Do you work to
accudis next or you work up directly to
words and letters?
Well, we're working on some big big
projects like um
what are we working on? We're going to
be doing a lot of exciting projects. You
know, when people say, "What's your next
project?" We say, "Oh, we have so many
projects. We don't know which one to do
next."
That's very It's very It's good to know.
Now, Shuy, you you said before you like
going to concerts and whatnot. I I know
the idea for Mitzer Boulevard was based
on the Sesame Street type story.
Who?
No.
Who?
Sesame Street.
Who's Sesame Street?
Shalom Sesame.
Oh yeah. My good friends from Shalom
Sesame. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Now on that on those kind of shows
though in recent years they have the a
lot of music artists and comedians and
famous people on their on their shows.
Is that something we might be seeing in
the next DVD? Uh yes, we're going to try
a little more. Um we tried getting some
celebrities like uh Nah Seagull. I kept
sending him emails, but uh I realized
later I don't really have internet.
Yeah. And and and we had Leapa, but um
when he came on the set, there were too
many cameras, you know, so he got camera
shy, so he he wouldn't do it.
That's terrible. And and then and then
Schweki invited us to a concert, but um
I couldn't find my legs.
How? Wow. It's really sad.
Yeah, they were in the washing machine.
Do you misplace your legs a lot?
Sometimes, you know, sometimes I send
them to the dry cleaners. You know, it
gets lost. I just wanted to butt in and
say that, you know, all those other
celebrities don't even come close to you
because you're like,
"Wow, thank you. Where did he go?"
I don't know. Where are you,
Ari?
Yeah.
You okay?
Yeah. I just got a little overwhelmed.
I'm sorry. You know, continue.
I was actually going to ask you guys,
can you guys take a bath or do you have
to worry about your uh fur? Well, I take
baths, but you know, I go in a special
bag and then uh you know, take a shower
after.
Cold wash or hot wash?
Well, you know, I prefer cold wash and
and tied with the extra bleach and uh
you know, so different puppets like
different types of washes,
right? Ari, how about you? Cold or hot?
Me? I I'm like hot and and and um I'm
more of a drift guy.
Got it. So, you're like a hanging out
the dry type of guy. Yeah,
I'm up there with you.
Anyways, I know you guys are busy
because you have to get back to
practicing the olive bass. I want to
thank you very much for giving
Let me ask you.
Yeah.
Which olive bass song do you know?
Which olive based song do I know from
your DVD or
No, from my DVD. You know, you know any
ALF B? We need a new olive bass song. So
maybe you can talk to some of your
celebrity friends and we can make a new
ALF base song. Maybe like uh MK and
David can write a new ALF song for us.
I can ask him. I know Country Elsie had
one.
Really?
Yeah, he had one on TV, too.
I don't remember. Could be. I'm going to
go back and listen.
I'll get you the CD if you want.
But but wait, we don't have any more
tape recorders. How are we going to
listen to it? Don't worry. I'm going to
go find an old tape recorder and then
we'll we'll pull out all the old Kian
Tukis. Maybe we'll find it. All right.
Well, I want to thank you two for your
time.
Well, thank you. Thank you.
It was a pleasure meeting the two of
you.
Same here, right?
Yeah, of course. What do you mean?
I hope you invite me over to your box
for Shabas sometime in the near future.
Well, we're looking to expand to um
putting two refrigerator boxes together
and then maybe we can have guests for
Shabas. But for now, you know, it's very
tight.
Mhm. I wish you guys much with the DVD.
Well, thank you. Thank you.
And it's a very good thing. A very good
thing that you guys are doing teaching
the kind olive bay. It's very important.
Yeah. You know, we we spent like two
years on this DVD.
Two years.
Two years. Yeah.
That's a lot of hours.
Yeah. My hair is turning white. I don't
know if you notice.
No, actually I don't. Let me see. Oh,
there's one. Got it.
Okay.
Now, actually, I was told that a lot of
adults are watching this too late at
night when their kids are sleeping.
Yeah, this is true. you know, because
it's very funny and and uh it's a lot of
humor besides for the kinder, you know,
the parents like to watch it, but it's
not really uh you know, soak. So, they
go at night and then they uh make some
popcorn, they sit down, they watch
Mitzvah Boulevards.
Well, I guess it it goes without saying
that it's never too late to learn the
olive base.
That is true.
That's right. Anyways, guys, thanks a
lot. Have a great day.
Thank you for coming. Thank you. I
appreciate it. GoPro.
Mitzvah
Mitzvah Boulevard. Mitzvah Boulevard.
Mitzvah
Mitzvah.
Mitzvah Boulevard.