you'll need a restraining order

Hi y'all. We know America is number one. We do everything bigger, bolder, and better than other countries. Not only are we better than other countries, we do it more efficient. While France and Italy are busy having grandmothers rolling pastry while the family sits there waiting for salvation, we in America, we got you. Absolutely assuredly. I just made that word up. Like an F-16 on a Middle Eastern military. Take for instance past mini muffins, compact bowls of heaven that explode with a grenade of flavor bombs in your mouth. The chocolate chip muffins that will make you see stars and stripes until the chocolate lava which will have you singing the national anthem backwards. Chocolate lava comes individually packaged and is completely allergyfree. Not only will you be able to attack your taste buds with proficiency, but you'll make your kids be young little patriots as well. Mini muffin. Y'all need a restraining