she just places this plate in front of me

Reb Boruch, what's up? I want to ask you a shaila. My wife tells me that lately I became a shtikel grob. I became a chutz um a fulaishit. Boruch, that's what she said? Nah, not explicitly, but marumiz geven. She's giving me farm food and she puts on my plate a gantz a goddish. I finish eating, I feel like I need to take Tums for my stomach. I can't deal with it anymore. And you, you look ganz good. What's p'shat? Oh, I started eating Pazeero. Oh, it's a whole new za'ach. Different breads with zero carbs. [music] Yes, that's 18 grams protein, 11 grams fiber, and zero net carbs. I give it a toast and it becomes a boss who's for whatever I want. Tuna on the bread, cheese on the pizza, kasha with a kadoora, falafel in the pita. You got [music] thanks, pita, you shmo. And best of all, it's a shako. It's zero. Say yes to no.