Artos represents..

All right, class. Today we're going to look at the historical significance of Artois, or as we call it, bread. First invented by the Egyptians around 3000 BC, it has come to represent not just food, but communion, family, diabetes, heart disease, and early death. That's right. Refined carbs are one of the leading causes of size 56 pants, and we know now a major factor in the development of spear buttons for sure. But thankfully, new technology developed to fight dinosaur syndrome is now available on the market. For instance, Pass Zero, a variety of baked goods with zero net carbs, from bread, bagels, hot dog buns, to even pizza crust. Yeah, that pizza crust is something else. With zero net carbs and 11 g protein [music] and 18 g fiber, trust me, I need me some bread. If not for Pass Zero, I would have gone into Stephen Hawking mode every time I needed the bathroom. Pro tip, toast it a little to get the best experience. And best of all, it's a sharko. Pass Zero, say yes or no.