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Yossi Berktin: When the mechanic needs you
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Comedian Yossi Berktin on mechanics and rabbis. Frumprov is coming to Crown Heights November 7. Get your tickets now at frumprov.com
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But money is tough, you know
and especially when we're living in a non-Jewish world
and they're out to get us, we know they're out to get us
just a perfect example, it happened to me this week
or last week, literally
I went to my mechanic
for some simple tire work
1200 dollars
and I don't know. I can't do anything about it
he knows I don't know anything about cars
I mean look at me
I'm the guy walking into the store going
"ok Mr. Berktin, what's the problem today?"
well, my car, when I make a left turn, goes nip nip nip
and when I brake, it goes dadoom dadoom dadoom
do you know what that is?
he knows he's got a sucker
and of course he gives you that mechanic jargon
you need a Jastrow dictionary
to define all the terms that he's using
yeah your Johnson rod is rubbing up
against your diesel fuel injector
it's gonna cost you 12,000 dollars for that one
I have no clue what he's talking about at all
I want one day to get my revenge
I want him to come to me one day and say
you know Rabbi Berktin
my wife is Jewish
I didn't know that
yeah, and we just had a baby boy
we want to do a circumcision
well, you're gonna need a
chol hamoed sheva brachos for that one
I think a kisei Eliahu, I might have an old one in the back
I can probably get you it for 300 bucks
maybe
you know, I know a mohel, he's a good friend of mine
he'll help you out
he just doesn't do fluids, that's all!
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