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I'm in my happy place.
>> Start cooking so I can continue
drinking.
>> Let's party. Beat them. Porm, whatever
you call it, it's a happy time.
>> Yes,
>> it's an exciting time. And there's a lot
of wine time. So with wine, like Moy
always puts out his videos before,
Petum, you have to eat, right? You have
to layer it. So not to get
>> It's not about the food. So I'm not
going to pair up which wine goes with
what food. You do whatever you want, but
you have to eat a lot and drink a lot of
water,
>> right? And bread is like a sponge. So
it's going to sponge up and it's going
to help you stay nice and tipsy
throughout the day. That is the only
time we say eat more bread. Right. So,
we're going to be making a
what is that? What was that? 2 ft 4t
long sub for your pedum table. Even
though it sounds simple, but at the end
of the day, when you put this out on
your table, you'll see. You'll see. So,
Moi, we're making now a topping for our
sandwich. You know, like there's
coleslaw, sauerkraut, a pickley thing. I
wanted to make something pumme, right?
Pum. We eat halypes, stuffed cabbage.
So, we're going to be making a version
of, for those who don't know, croil,
something like that. So, we're going to
be making a version of stuffed cabbage,
but as a topping without the meat, cuz
the meat's going to be in the sandwich.
Let's go.
We need a name for that.
>> For what? For this dish.
>> Cabbage. Uh
>> deconstructed
meatless stuff cabbage topping. It's
>> too complicated to have eaten. [snorts]
>> The cabbage that you eat cuz usually the
olive get cold or you're drunk by then
and nobody's eating it and it ends up on
the ceiling somehow by
>> this because it's in the sandwich
already. Let me get some more oil in
there. Because it's in the sandwich,
it's going to add delicious
halupchure vibes to our sandwich. Okay.
>> Halipture vibe.
>> Halchure vibe. I think that's the name
for it. Now, we're not looking to cook
the onions till they're caramelized. We
still want some bite on the onions and
the cabbage. So, in we go. One onion,
small dice.
We're going to let this go for 2, three
minutes till it's just translucent. Then
we're going to go in with cabbage and
we'll take it from there. In the
meantime, let's head back to the
workstation. Let's cut up some
baguettes.
A good bread knife always comes in
handy. Now, we're going to cut these
into small sandwich parts. Anyways, so
that's why you pick up two of these. And
at the end, you'll see we're going to
make one
long one. We're going to cut off the
edges.
This is uh we shouldn't forget what we
learned, right?
Yeah.
>> Watch your fingers.
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I'm ready to eat.
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Beautiful baguettes. All right. So, like
we said, Moi, we're going to do two
different shmears. we're going to do for
the top and for the bottom. So, one side
we're going to do is going to be an
olive oil and garlic chim churi
oil. By the way, if you can't find the
oil, message me there. You have my
email, phone number 3472280910.
You can walk into any of my stores, ask
anybody that knows me, can you reach out
to Moshim man? I want to get the oil and
we'll hook you up. And the same is with
the same as with the pinched spices. If
you can't find it, call Mushima.
[laughter] I'll help you.
>> All right,
we're doing a lot of bread. So, we're
going to do a lot of dressing,
but look at the color of that. Look at
that beautiful,
gorgeous colored olive oil.
That's the money shot.
All right.
We're going to go in that's I would say
about a/4 of a cup of olive oil.
Go in with some
a tablespoon and a half of garlic. You
know why this is called garlic?
>> No.
>> Cuz it's garlic in a jar. So they call
it garlic.
>> For real.
>> That's what the world that's what the
world calls it. Garlic.
>> Okay.
>> It's a lazy version, but sometimes some
fresh kosher check parsley.
going a nice bunch of that and some
pinched cherry chimmy blend to add all
that extra flavor that we're looking
for.
And this is going to be so nice with all
those meats. Let's give it a nice mix.
30 seconds done. Let's head back to the
onions. Let's check up on that.
>> How long do you want to fry the onions
until brown?
>> That's it. That's it. Oh, I wanted a
little color on them, but not much corn.
So,
>> because now we're going to start adding
in.
So, a little more olive oil.
>> My stomach already knows when Mackie
does this that he's in for something
great. And without mentioning names, I
found this brand in the store, a high
brand, but it's not shredded into tiny
pieces. I like it. So brands out there
that are making shredded cabbage in the
store, make it a little bigger. It's
just an adjustment.
>> Any brand, reach out to us because we
would love to work with you guys.
>> Yeah, I think we make good food. That's
what the people say.
>> I know you do.
>> So, we're going to fill this up with
cabbage. The thing is cabbage is so much
water that it's going to shrink down.
Love, you're not afraid and you're just
like, "No, because this is still cold."
We're going to add some three seasons
blend from pinch, which is the salt,
pepper, and garlic.
And the salt in here is going to help
pull out the water from the cabbage,
which is going to help it be faster.
Leave it for a few minutes, and then
we'll come and we'll toss it. Now, let's
go make another dressing, shall we?
All right,
let's get this out of the way. Almost
done, Moishi. This is [laughter]
amazing. This is great. Ready for the
second dressing? Let's do this. So, this
dressing is like a Russian dressing, but
we made a lot of Russian dressings here.
So, this is called a deli dressing. We
got a lot of baguette to cover. So,
we're going to go a little big. All
right. That's about
eh two cups of mayo. Ketchup.
1/4 of a cup of ketchup. Always shake
your mustard. You know what happens when
you don't shake a mustard? You got
mustard juice. We're going to go lighter
on the mustard. We're going to go about
two tablespoons.
We can always add. You can never take it
off. Some honey. We'll go the same
amount. 2 tablespoons honey mustard
Sriracha.
This is something you don't want to
leave out from the recipe because this
gives it that.
Before we taste, before we do anything
else, we're multitasking today. Let's go
back and check on our cabbage. Move it
around a little bit. Let the top start
sweating.
Now, once you're comfortable enough,
we can start doing like that.
See how all the onions from the bottom
came to the top?
Spread it out.
We got on coat
back and dressing.
Simple. Everything we made here is stuff
that you have in the house and it's
going to be so good with the wine while
drinking on Peter while the music is
blaring. Petum is one of my favorite
times of the year. It's one of those
times that I allow myself to
just let loose and just drink and eat
and dance and laugh
and I love it. Take a dip, moi.
It's simple.
>> Thinking what it reminds me of. A um
It's really good.
>> It reminds you of a good dressing.
>> Yeah.
>> This you can put this over lettuce. You
could put this over
>> with lettuce and crackers.
>> Yep. Boydic had that
>> that lunchbox.
>> Exactly.
>> That's the lunch box. That But why did
Boydic always put a little bit
more?
>> That's exactly the recipe. Little did I
know they used soda olive oil.
>> Now you know. Now we're going to wait
for the cabbage to
sauté a little bit. And while we wait,
we hydrate.
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So what me does a whole year, he cooks.
That's why when you watch him in the
kitchen and he's here and he talks to
the food. What I do a whole year
is drink. So now it's PEM. There are a
lot of people that don't drink a whole
year. come on into the store, any of my
stores, the people are there to help you
and guide you to pair your wines, to
tell you which ones to drink, when to
open it, how to put it in the fridge, so
you can forget about everything. I'm
here to teach people how to forget. It's
like showing up to pum like a mitten.
Everything's taken care of. Now you're
just the mitten here to take masle tubs.
Pet, it's all about dancing to forget.
It's not about dancing to remember.
>> Cheers. We also have advant.
[laughter] So this is exactly what I
want. I want still crunch, color, nutty
flavor of sauteed cabbage. Now we're
going to make it into
kypsus. So all we need,
we got this beautiful tuscanini
tomato sauce.
And why would you want to have something
in a can that once you open it, it's
done. Here you have it in a bottle.
Close it. Put it back in your fridge.
We're going to go in with some tomato
sauce. Not too much. We're not looking
for this to be very wet.
That was about a half a cup. 2
tablebspoon of brown sugar. Woo. This is
going to be good. This is one of
every 5 minutes the smell changes just
like in a wine when you let it breathe
and you air it out. And also with food
and recipes we're building layers,
right? We caramelized it. We softened
it. Now we're adding the salt and
pepper. Then we're adding the tomato and
the sugar. And then it everything the
layers at the end is what you taste.
Same thing with the sandwich that we're
just going to make right now. You keep
layering it. It's all about layers,
dimensions, layers. All right. So, we're
going to let this go for another 3
minutes just to get to know each other,
everybody. The brown sugar and tomato
sauce, and then we're done. So, we can
go make a sandwich.
Next up, nephew
is penos. But why penal papum? What do
you think? By now, I think you already
know a thing or two cuz this bottle is
my favorite. That's why.
>> And it also drinks. [laughter]
It drinks like a juice. That's what it
is.
>> That's what I like. Flavorful, easy,
light, fresh, fun, and a beautiful
finish. That's what it is.
And that's the artist pino. Look.
>> Oh, that's nice.
>> Okay. You can smell it.
It's an adult grape juice.
>> Yeah, that's what it is. [laughter] Like
berries, strawberries, cherries. Thank
you, Moi. This delicious wine.
>> Just come on in and ask for the oddest
pino. That's it. We don't even have a
lot left. And uh we make it every few
years in a different uh
>> I could be crazy, but I'm tasting like
vanilla even at the end.
>> Yeah, there it comes from the barrel.
>> That's so nice.
>> Beautiful.
>> So nice. This is my favorite video so
far. Both wines are delicious.
>> Amazing.
>> It's good. It's good. Always always
bring a corkcrew. The wine will appear
itself. [laughter] That's the rule
because we had that. Okay.
>> All right.
>> Flip. Wow. It's crispy. It's yummy. It
smells good. We want a heavy layer
because there's going to be a nice
amount of meats and this is going to be
like a
It's going to help us
slide it down if you know what I mean.
Now we're going to do this delicious
garlic and olive oil and chim churi.
This is going to be a sandwich. That is
a sandwich. [sighs]
These Italian sandwiches are very
popular right now. Now let's start with
the rose beef which you start from this
side. I'm going to start from this side
and we'll work our way to the middle.
>> So we just put it
>> we're going to take piece by piece.
>> I love how you cut it so thin.
>> Yeah. Ask them. Ask them in the deli.
>> The thin I always ask them. I I want it
so thin. Sorry. I I don't want to see
it. If you need help doing this before
pour also call that number he gave
before.
>> Sure.
>> Cuz I'm there.
>> I'm there. I'm going to double down a
little bit.
>> Yay. Go heavy. Then we're going to come
in with our Tiki. Also thin.
>> The Tiki.
>> Look how thin it is. This is two.
Get it thin. You don't have to fold it
much. Look. Look. Put it down. Just
crumble it like that.
>> Okay. It gives you layers and layers of
goodness. I think that we need a wine
break.
>> Yeah. Yours look much more sophisticated
for some reason.
>> Yours is looking amazing.
You just crumple it down.
Just like ah
beautiful. Could go one more over there.
And the last thing we're gonna do
>> is the pastram.
>> Pastram also.
>> I love how thick.
>> Look at that. You don't want big chewy
pieces. You're tipsy. You want to be
able to just just go right through it.
Oh my goodness. Look at that.
That's art.
All right.
Look at this.
This is this is PEM. This is Super Bowl.
This is Tuesday dinner fun with the
whole family together. Get around and
make this with your kids. This will be
the best activity. They'll remember you
as the father that made the mother, the
father that made with them that
sandwich. So now
we're going to add some roasted peppers.
So these are fire roasted peppers. Just
going to add a little bit of that to
give it a nice It's not spicy. It's
sweet and roasted from the fire.
>> How did you do that?
>> I bought it.
>> Oh,
>> they sell this in.
>> You could make it yourself. We have one
more thing to do.
That is our koba mix.
>> Okay. That I'm going to let you do this.
>> All right. So, let me put this down
right here.
>> I'm done with my gloves. Uh yeah,
besides if you want to leave it on for
eating, but we can put on new ones.
>> Gloves for eating.
>> And this is going to be a little fun to
eat. And just layer
on your stuffed cabbage mix, your
deconstructed halupra
right on top.
Oh my gosh. If you walk into anybody's
house giving this, they'll remember you
forever.
>> Yeah. Shop is closed.
>> Well, shop is just about to open.
And that's one.
And that's two.
I [music] recommend
not too big
so people can handle it while still
drinking. and dancing and [snorts] doing
all the other great things that we do in
pur
like give me more of that.
>> Okay,
so we made a sandwich. We poured the
wine. Now we Let's check the
cross-section here.
>> Okay,
look at that.
Look at [music] that bite.
The crot and the peppers.
I do this all day. All day.
[music] Off camera. I'm doing it all
day.
[clears throat]
Put a little little more sauce on it.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to
take the rest of the afternoon to finish
the sandwich.
>> We'll see you in the next episode
>> and have a lovely,
beautiful pumm. Enjoy your family. Buy
some wine. Buy some spices. A beautiful
gift box that you can give for your
family.
>> Send pictures how you did yours.
>> Absolutely. From our family to yours.
>> Some caspum.
>> Father
travel purposes. This is good. Also
go to like after the challenge.
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