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What Jews do in a bomb shelter
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Happy Purim from Jerusalem! Jews have survived thousands of years because we don't just survive we live! And what's life without a few dad jokes in a bomb shelter? #israel #dadjokes #puns #purim
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We're here in the McLock in Rekavia.
There's no cell phone service, so I'll
record some bad puns. Hey, we all had a
stampede down here and it was utter
chaos. Did you hear who took out the 88
mullahs who were voting for the new
supreme leader of Iran?
>> No, who? It was the Moo-ssad.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow
says who? No, silly. Cow says moo. You
know why the Torah was wearing a
seatbelt?
No, why? It wanted to be a safer Torah.
You know which rabbi is the cow's
favorite? No, what is it? Moo-ssad. All
right, we just got the all clear and I
sincerely apologize for milking that for
all it's worth.