ברדק - הטרמפ

Where to? To Ramot. Can I just bring a little something with me? Sure thing. The h...at. Oops No worries, it's all good. That's really dangerous Huh? It could go flying while we drive and you won't even realize Alright, I'm holding on tight It's fine And you really think you'll be able to hold it during the drive? No, but At least I'll know if it falls Seatbelt It fell off... Where are you going exactly? Ramot Daled Is that far from Ramot Alef? About a twenty minute walk. Oh wow, in this heat... Oh well, no matter you're probably hurrying somewhere there's really no reason to take us all the way there what's twenty minutes in this heat, what's the worst that could happen? Maximum I get dehydrated and spend a few days in the ER, no matter, it's no big deal that's really no reason to take us there Alright, alright I'll take you Really? That's great You really didn't have to offer Truly I could have walked, it's not a big deal well, if you insist Can I pay you back with a short Vort? The Rambam writes in Hilchot Deot, And me too, how much do I earn a month? After all, what is the grounds for Reasonableness? It's just an excuse Yeah, well at the beginning I was advised to invest in Bitcoin back when it cost next to nothing Waze is truly the Ananei HaKavod of the roads Just a small sum, let's say a hundred Shekels a month Three thousand Shekels for you with a car like this, that doesn't sound like too much Yes... Alright Alright, so I'll speak to his Rabbi, Okay. Goodbye. What? Oh no, I forgot to buy Wait a second Rebbe, any chance we could make a quick stop at the Ramot mall so I can buy something small? That's going too far Alright No problem, none at all So my wife gets upset with me and my Shalom Bayit gets ruined and my children grow up in a house full of arguments and all the neighbors will talk about it and their chances of marriage will be hurt but the driver is in a hurry well, that's fine Something small Tiny You've really gone too far! I've been waiting in the car for an hour and a half already! No one told you to wait in the car there are reseraunts here, 130 shops a Gymboree you could have walked around Any chance we could drive via Recanati street and pick up my children That's just too much Fine, no problem Stop it! Just stop it! You want Abba top take you to the petting zoo or should we just go home? Hello Yes Oh, this is about the Shidduch the truth is that it's not the best time to speak I'm with people You know what, wait a moment You have to take this match with two hands, just a second Yanki Yes? Can I? There's no need to come and ask every few minutes we'll call you when we're finished