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Uncle Moishy sings at Misameach!

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ladies and gentlemen boys and girls you will now like to welcome everyone's favorite uncle my uncle your uncle uncle Moishe [Music] a hello boys and girls it's me I'm Kamaishi hi every one of them boys and girls let's all clap our hands [Music] welcome welcome uncle Moishe there singing ring in me Shalom Shalom to you when you're with you and learning songs about opera songs about whom it's those songs about Shabbos songs about you Gino's songs about just about anything you think about anything you dream about singing songs it makes Hashem proud of you hi boys and girls welcome everyone let's all clap our hands [Music] well come well come on come on she's here singing bring me cello cello - you really do we're having fun and learning songs about Torah songs about principles songs about sharpies songs about who be knows someone's about just about anything you think about anything your dream about things I'm proud of you hi boys and girls welcome whatever you may be welcome to occupations world a world where we learned to open a world of the mythos of Hashem so boys and girls let's all sit back and let's enjoy the wonderful songs of [Music] oh well oh well come on let's enjoy the fun come along with me everyone looks like Ben tap and wave our hands of mine are voiceless far into the staff someone's about children songs about missiles songs about shoppers songs about he goes home where she has a son bring your voices singing the law live to show all the stand up strong sings it makes hashem boys and girls welcome everyone hi everyone hi welcome boys girls show join [Music] Hey [Music] [Laughter] [Music] together [Music] [Applause] [Music] are you poisonous are you happy are you happy back there well that's great no boys and girls let's all join along with a happy song [Music] clap your hands learning is so let's show [Music] okay [Music] nor the whispers of the day is a very very special if you can get you know a shower on it you know and you're happy and you know it and you should not to show me if you're really very happy shout hurrah boys and girls get yours have a picnic a happy song [Music] singing songs at Torah and mitzvot sure makes me hungry are you hungry are you hungry well and you know boys a girl don't eat just any time a food we all need a special type of food should we do it does he anything we special type of food sure boys and girls do you know what type of food we eat I can't hear you it's a special type of food this food is yummy in my tummy that's right sure it's delicious it's the best food it's the only food every today and it's yummy boys he knows what type of food to eat I can't hear you a little louder please that's right we all eat kosher food [Music] all the animals that ID must chew their cud and a split feet kosher meat just can't be so I want only kosher so every time you're in the market only food with the culture son is for me and it's good for you and why not [Music] throw away that and then think and I won't eat it you're mistaken I'd let you when I'm not thinking I want only the kosher psychologists have a chef well boys he girls let's find out if you know which animals are kosher and which are not let's find out boys and girls it's a cow a kosher animal it's a cow a kosher animal yes it is that's right sure what's the sound of cow makes I can't hear you that's right sure and what about a chicken is a chicken a kosher bird is it a kosher burning yes sure what's the sound like a chicken mace everybody that's right sure well here's another question what about a pig [Music] now no what about a horse no no no here's a very hard question what about an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot purple mooskaa boochi boochi boochi that sugar you don't know you don't know well before we ever eat anything has asked our parents our teachers or a rabbis to see that it's kosher before we eat that's what always he knows let's all clap our hands again now let's sing along with our coalition [Music] all the animals that party must chew their color and absolutely kosher meat Christian beep beep so I want only kosher so every time the kosher solid it's good for me but for you and what you know Hashem [Music] wrong way that I am meant baked and I won't eat it you were mistaken I got you well I'm not faking I only every time with the conscious of equality but are me it's for you and why you know Hashem was it too [Music] throw away that ham and bacon I won't eat it you're mistaken I let you and I'm not fake it I want only polish so every time your son I know have a ship [Music] boys and girls if you always have a big laugh [Music] boys and girls they know what time it is do you know what time is do you know what time it is that's like it's time to learn homeroom we learnt all right every day please say have to me Tara Siva la no motion Marcia can heal us yeah boys and girls this next song is called up to tell rough song even going well please sing along in clap when you're clapping boys you go let's all fly my hands hey what more Tatiana are we clapping our hands surely up first on one side and any other Sun you can do this let's get ready to learn [Music] ha ha by Russia because yato oh god see Valvano motion and with this song there are two huge things the furniture shape is motion please sing to me ocean motion and the second Jewish name is cold please sing after me Yakko Yakko ocean Yakko now this one when we sing the tongue result I'm gonna come to zoom Jewish names motion and yeah hold the shower the means very lovely and where's our one disco boys and girls did your arms [Music] by rubbish I can't hear us my Raja can't hear us Roxy below my Raja came here my lord Shama can heal us my Raja can see [Music] laughs yeah cold by Russia can he lock oh gosh Oh rock see together put your hand goodness of a big big toe flap learning time every day [Music] that's wonderful boys and girls wonderfully done learning Torah every day and doing the Miss OH Hashem well one of the mitzvahs of Hashem is cleaning up for Pisa Payson is coming very very soon boys and girls may see a show of hands do we clean up our rooms boys and girls hands up everyone I thank you you put down your hands boys and girls three put away our toys hands up everyone and hands up everyone put away our toys Thank You boys eels thank you we put down your hands boys and girls do we put the garbage in the garbage can hands up hands up everyone wow that's wonderful boys and girls recruit down your hands sure well this next on this very very special it's besides cleaning up our rooms we're cleaning up for pace up boys and girls this next on this call the cleanup song [Music] let's all clap our hands [Music] let's have fun and let's play it's fun to play with everyone come it's so miss you'll be here look at this it's so dirty where I am they said let's see where you are oh no that's example I have a broom here I have I think I'm gonna need some help only have one thing always a girls do you have a permit you don't have a broom closed spot yeah wherever you may be I'm gonna need some help to clean up boys and girls let's all help uncle Moishe to clean it up I have my phone do you have your room let's see it great let's help you to clean up [Music] books I get to [Music] boy [Music] a lot of not searching for my shoes my favorite books I can find quitting cleanup dear come take your pick now we're gonna sit be long let's all sleep with puffiness are up pretty quick come take your penis off the girls [Music] now take your fish the dump co-op my she's laying out sell boys and girls babies have a big clap now look I put away my roots please to put away our long [Music] thank you boys and girls thank you well this next song talked about a very special Mitzvah let me give you a clue what she's Mitzvah this next song talks about okay that's a very carefully you could find this Mitzvah on every door post in our home that's right it's on the doorpost and when we walk mine we give a big big kiss that's right do you know what Mitzvah this is called it's on the doorpost sure what's the midst of called what is it called that's right the Mitzvah of Liz's sure the very special needs this Nexon is also very very special you have an important job in this song too your job is it was a very carefully to what I see and to repeat exactly what I just said and we'll learn all about the mitzvah of listeners I have a missus on my door now that will tell you what it's for I protect you day and night as you enter I'm on your right I content jahmai we soon learned it by heart remember that well learn it by heart remember head well the boys and girls sometimes strange things happen to our mezuzahs sometimes you're painting a wall and you're taking the door and you're painting with the mezuzahs of boxes and you're painting the paint gets inside them is there's a box and onto the letters of the mezuzah or sometimes it gets so hot outside that it cracks the letters of the mezuzah into or or sometimes our mezuzahs just gets old and worn out well what should we do then well boys and girls let's blur this together if I'm worn out then I know God should I have your check yes sure should I have you checked yes sure well boy see girls now that we've learned all about our decisions and we can all do the following I have my dog now look much much more I have missiles on [Music] now I will kiss it much much [Music] much boys and girls all together much much [Music] boys and girls let's give ourselves a big big favor Howard misses such a very special miss well boys and girls is a very special holiday coming up very very soon that's right what's the name of this holiday I can hear you oh that's right the holiday of Rosh Hashana Rosh Hashanah no it's not Russia Shama you know what hon it's coming up very soon I can't hear you that's right that's right the holiday is coming up oh that's right the holiday house please stop what a wonderful time it's such a special special time boys and girls we put together a litany of some songs of pace of songs I'm sure you know them if you do well please sing along and clap with your clapping hands [Music] without this song do they see in this run you might see not know in this town [Music] Whitsitt of not very far down [Music] yeah [Music] most remains only at all hey no you're causing me so much problems I want you and in George people to leave right now in the middle of not post-survey the center prob no no we're not leaving at night we're gonna leave in the morning so that the whole world is neat that the Jewish people is finally leaving that's crying forever and ever in the meantime folks are things taken apart oh you go ahead into the streets wearing York I was in my pajamas in the poisonous it's a Miss to be happy holiday for some pasta but I guess it's a wonderful Mitzvah and I have something very special over here right behind me [Music] we're gonna kick the more they don't be very careful and here we go [Music] be patient boys and girls give me some fake bacon left they done some pizzas coming very very soon you I'm cowboy sheep and I'm here at the Miss America office and as you see waiting for you boys and girls to come back to come back and to play with us and have so much fun I come join me at the street hoops look at this are you ready let's have fun [Music] yeah [Music] have some more fun come [Music] whoa come on here we go [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome back thank you thank you boys and girls thank you thank you very very much for joining along and uncle why she's journey of learning Torah and doing the mitzvahs of Hashem I have a question I have a question do you know where Hashem is where where is Hashem Hashem where is Hashem Hashem where is Hashem with rivers Hashem boys and girls where is a champ all together [Music] there a ship is truly everywhere down [Music] they're everywhere [Music] truly everywhere question [Music] down here there everywhere thats where you can bow down right left and over here there every that's where boys and girls it's a very special part of the show it's time for Omaha why she exercises we love to do our exercises well let's learn I'll publish exercises the first thing we do is we pick up our point - your pointers place may I see your pointers all the way back there oh thank you over here - thank you okay boys ego let's all point haha down down right left now let's point all around here point yourself there point to your neighbor and everywhere well boys egos lift them on collision exercises by point through all the places where my ship is please pick up your pointers pointers please okay get ready [Music] oh yeah right everywhere that's where that was easy you're doing it do it a little faster do you think we could try we could try okay let me see a boy - please pointers everyone mommies and daddies you can follow along - and movies and CDs do it okay their mission is to me everything we're gonna share this year Russian my ship is totally everywhere everywhere [Music] everywhere that's where everywhere that's where he [Music] right left Oh everywhere that's where he [Music] boy the girls can go to a big big head chef is here clam learning where hush [Music] thank you thank you boys and girls I have a very special musician behind me my music conductor let's have a big clamp my good friend mr. not come sinus Thank You Yakko thank you for joining along thank you well boys and girls and this next song is a very special word and that word is comics please say after me kinase kinase now let's try this kinase kinase kinase kinase the boys and girls would receive this song and we come towards Thomas kinase well you started out very loudly and here we go let's [Music] your kisses oh here we go well if it's sustained of comics or if it's us a comment if it's the same new economy comments uh saying oh is it good let's have a lot of fun with this stuff now this time we won't shout out the word comics but will take their clapping hands clap our hands for your talk but this one two three that's what we do we take our clapping hands four hands one two three [Music] [Applause] [Music] please please [Music] what if we sustained over from difference us a new bonus si no way I can say this with sustained boom good would sustain you but if it's a single way I can say what boy skills that we said earlier it's called pizza now this time we won't clap our hands we won't shout how comics comics like this let's all wish our friends our friends this was the same nope happy Pesach one differences they look happy paints I'm gonna sing you happy Pesach Oh different sustain pace up roll it puts us a pain something [Music] new [Music] or if it's a new god [Applause] [Music] boy the milk is yours have a big big laugh [Applause] [Music] boys and girls may see a show of hands please help me what share with our friends hands up please sharing with our friends hands up everyone [Music] Thank You boys fool thank you we put down your hands do we play nice you with each other heads up please play nice here with each other all the way back there I don't see you there you a heads up please thank you play nicely everyone thank you and put out your hands how many of us talk nicely with each other sure using special words bye please thank you words like excuse me and words like Mayo these are special workers that we use whenever we talk to stone well Boise girls this next is about a very special missile the missile of a Hamas is smaller sharing play nicely talking like the one another these are all mitzvahs of a hammer sister maybe know this song of horse join along dog walk in front of [Music] behind I may not be just walk beside me and be my friend and you get get away I'm Tasha [Music] don't walk behind me just beside my friend and together [Music] no wearing [Music] [Applause] boys and girls it is sitting next to your Frank beside that's the way first anyone sign and any other side [Music] don't bother me I'm a father don't behind I'm a oddly justice I can be my friend and you dare I'll be fine Sunday just up beside me and be my friend thank you get there we will walk get the way I work this time boys girls let's all clap both hands first on one side and any other side could you do this sure you can [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] go through a little faster ha ha ha ha ha ha [Music] Oh boys and girls but Uncle why she loves the best it's what you you you and you sing songs and tora admits tiresome this song very very I want you to sing this song let's sing this together [Music] Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] for a doll know how to believe aah-ha-ha aah-ha-ha aah-ha-ha aah-ha-ha [Music] aah-ha-ha aah-ha-ha aah-ha-ha boy Sakura let's give our friends a big big clap play nicely I'm sharing with our friends about how is rolling the Mitzvah of office being all together with our friends and with our family [Music] Oh easy crew it's an honor and a privilege does it songs have Torah emphases for each and every one of them more zeroes each one of this was a very very special weather with our hands up like this let's swing our hands look pencil how it's all more but now it's time to say one Alaskan wine today that's a wagon see Charlotte will be back soon [Music] thanks for all i shall overcome [Music] you helped to make [Music] thanks for all [Music] [Applause] [Music] it won't feel up come on she will sing our song I'm useful we are so [Music] break and walk me long we can't go on without conscious singers she's nearby [Music] machine up here now's our chance [Music] very very much [Music] [Applause] silence of course to join lon my face my [Music] like to think our friends at America for the sponsorship we'd also like to thank Yakko scientist for coming out here and playing for us today dr. think I'm coming she once again for coming all the way from Brooklyn to come play for us today we like to think I'll be Hershkowitz and MS studios for helping with them filming today in addition we would like to think I let you know that you can find out the way she won't come when she's worldcom you can find on commissions videos you can buy you can purchase it you can watch a life without having to go to the store and I believe your house to see more of uncle Moishe thank you fo for watching looking back to see you again on Sunday with Missa mash live [Music] you