Two Voices Unite: Fascinating Jewish Ventriloquist Dovid Sheler

You're still available for shows for the summer. >> I have some empty slots. >> Hey guys, we're going to have a great show here with I have very limited slots left on the mutabas. You know, you could squish me in between shows and the next day on Sunday speaking. Did you ever hear schnitle speaking? >> I did. >> Yell. >> Yeah. >> How are you doing? >> Doing what? >> Where you from? >> The suitcase. Who's this guy? Who's this? Yitell. Schnitle. How should I call you? Yitell. Schnitle. >> Don't call me. I don't have a phone. >> So, who are you? >> Schnitle. Mr. Schnitle. What's your last name? Why don't you tell him what's your last name? >> That is my last name. >> Last name is Schnitle. So, you have a middle name? >> Yeah. >> What's your middle name? >> It's from Haken. >> Haken? >> Yeah. >> You're >> Yeah. >> Since when? since the day I was born. >> But I never knew that. >> Well, my taught are Korean, >> right? >> My my Z is not >> really. >> Yeah. >> So, how's your Tati? >> How many Zadies do you have, Yel? >> 16. >> You have 16 Zis? >> No, I'm just joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. >> How many do you have? >> Two. >> Yell. Yel, who's your best friend? >> Dudy. >> Dudy, you're his friend. My name is Dvid Sheller. He calls me Diddy. >> You also look dirty. >> He gives you mus as well. >> Who? Who gives who? >> That's a good question. >> So, how about both? >> Who else? Do you have a third friend? >> Is he gala? His Hebrew name is Gdalia cheesecake. He's related to schnitle, but uh >> Well, yeah. You should have. What happened? Got to sneeze. Oh, take my glasses. I don't want them to get hurt. [Laughter] What are you talking about? Why is that? Why is that? I don't either. No. >> At least the three of us. >> Three. >> Unless you're going to die. >> Making fun of me. >> No. >> Yeah. >> You want to make me look like a fool? >> No, you're doing a good job by yourself. >> How many times do seven >> do you ever eat milk? >> Of course. >> When do you eat milk? How could you? >> I just loving grace. >> Loving grace? >> Yeah. >> What does that mean? >> I don't know. Let me ask you, how many hours do you sleep a night, David? Not David Dovid. Um, what's his name? Yel. Yitzel. >> I don't know. >> You don't know? >> Why don't you know? >> Cuz I'm sleeping. >> Oh, you usually sleep for about 4 hours until you wake up cranky in the middle of the night. >> What's cranky? >> You wake up all tired and you make a whole tantrum. >> Hey, let's listen. >> Just for the record, people want to know. >> Uhoh. What? >> You'll let us see how hard it yourself. >> You're not supposed to say le about yourself now. >> Well, I see lotion hold about you the whole day. >> Why? >> Cuz it's not about myself at least. >> Oh, okay. >> Get off my glasses. >> Sorry. You want to tell everybody what's my entire first name? >> What? [Music] Jay, open up right now. [Music] I'm going to take your voice and throw it in the trash bin. Uh >> oh. Let's fix your glasses over here. What's going on over here? [Music] >> What are you doing? >> My name is Vidar. [Music] >> Wow, you got your voice back. You ready for kidray? >> No, I'm ready for kid. Not [ __ ] Cuz you're going to n start nudging me. >> What are you saying? >> I don't know. >> So don't say it. >> All right. >> So >> yeah. >> You know the count? >> Yeah. >> You have 14 bucks in your pocket. >> I wish. And $16 in the other pocket. That's too little. All right. You got 700 bucks in your pocket. Yo. And 600 bucks in the other pocket. Wow, that's a lot of cash. >> What do you have? >> Somebody else's pants. Oh, banish them. >> Sorry about that. >> Say more cleaner jokes. >> What's clean? Like a room? >> Not a broom and shower. Clean as in >> as in clean. >> Yeah. If you have $5 in one pocket and $6 in the other pocket, what do you get? >> A headache. >> Anything else you want to say before we go? >> Yeah. >> What do you want to say? >> How much you going to pay me for this? Yeah. >> Really? What's the last message you want to share with everybody? >> What? >> You're the best. >> Thank you. >> You're even better when you're sleeping. >> Yeah. So, say goodbye. >> Have a good day. Thank you for watching. >> My number is 60975299 >> 82. Wow. >> Thank you very much. Thanks. >> That's amazing. So, you're available to do shows in the countries, in the cascots are flying in.