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Tucker Carlson Vs. Chabad
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Now, I want to turn your attention to
another group in this country, a Jewish
Hasidic group called Chabad,
Chabad-Lubavitch. They're headquartered
in Brooklyn, in Crown Heights, and
they've been doing things, a lot of
things, that should raise concerns for
all of us.
For Americans, at least, who care about
this country. For one thing, they're
spread out all over the world. It's
often a couple that gets sent out, and
and for some reason, the wives are
always beautiful, really beautiful,
actually. And the husbands look like
Muppets or wizards. I don't understand
that, how they're pulling that off. It's
impressive, actually, like very
impressive. The other day, I was
walking, and I was stopped by a few
gentlemen who seem to be Chabad. They
asked me a question. They said, "Are you
Jewish?
And have you put on tefillin today?"
And I didn't even know what that means.
I didn't know what they meant by that. I
Did they want to take a DNA test? I I
Maybe we should. I I don't know what a
Jew is. I don't know what they meant by
are you Jewish? Does that mean like
half-Jew-ish? I I I wasn't sure what
they meant. And they brought out these
leather straps, and I saw them tie
people up, and it looked very painful.
But I continued to watch them,
just tying up young men,
one after the other, wrapping their arms
in a very tight way. It looked really
painful. Oh, it was very painful to see,
actually. Often times, Chabad will throw
block parties around certain Jewish
holidays, and which is not unusual, by
the way. A lot of religious groups do
that, but
>> [snorts]
>> the local Chabad rabbi will get on a
megaphone, and he'll keep making
announcements, and he'll never know when
to stop. He'll never know when to stop.
He just keeps keeps going and going and
going, like he's the MC, and when the
program needs to keep moving along, he
just keeps making announcements. "Ladies
and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, and
now bringing up" and it just goes way
too long. It just goes way too long.
And, you know, there's people out there,
young families with small children, and
they're usually waiting to get home, but
the
head [snorts] Chabad rabbi
>> [laughter]
>> he he he refuses to get off the
megaphone. And that's a problem.
And it has to stop.
Often times, people report that when
they've traveled around the world and
stayed at local Chabad houses, they're
often sleeping
in a guest bedroom next to a fax machine
and a stack of bookshelves
and kids toys.
It's not only uncomfortable, it's
dangerous.
And when you find yourself in local
Chabad houses around the world who are
accommodating your travels, a lot of
Jewish people have said
it's hit or miss. You never know what
you're going to get. You could get a
beautiful guest room that's perfectly
made up with all the right amenities and
wonderful food, or you could be sleeping
under a desk next to a pile of tax
returns and crayons.
>> [snorts]
>> Something has to change. Now, it was
reported about a year ago
that members of Chabad at the Chabad
headquarters were digging tunnels
underground in Crown Heights.
Some say they were trying to get to
Al-Aqsa. They were trying to dig a
tunnel all the way to the Al-Aqsa mosque
to destroy it and build the third
temple.
I don't know if that's true, by the way.
But it could be.
Thankfully, they didn't make it.
Fortunately, they didn't make it. They
barely got 3 ft in. Might have just been
a space to hang out. But I like to
believe that they were trying to get
through the Atlantic Ocean underneath
the ocean digging tunnels all the way to
the Al-Aqsa mosque, which is a holy
site. And it should be very concerning
for Americans. It's concerning to me as
an American, as a white person, as a
Christian. Another thing members of
Chabad like to do is visit a place
called the oil. Supposedly, they say
this is the grave site of the Rebbe of
Chabad, but they call it the oil,
which tells you that clearly they're
motivated by oil.
And that's what's going on with Iran. I
mean,
that's clearly the motivation
behind [snorts] these interventions is
oil. And I certainly don't think it's a
coincidence at all
that Chabad would be obsessed with the
oil. You'll find lots of young members
constantly saying, "Are you going to the
oil tonight? Are you stopping by the
oil?"
And
they're clearly oil obsessed, which
further motivates them
to push for regime change in the Middle
East
to capture more oil.
It's always been that way.
It's always been that way. Now, you'll
find that a lot of establishments across
the Jewish community, you'll find old
footage clips of the Lubavitcher Rebbe,
the Chabad Rebbe, Menachem Mendel
Schneerson
and you'll see footage of him slapping
tables
violently. Slapping tables, clapping his
hands and it's very violent. It's very
disturbing.
And I feel horrible for the table. Well,
it must be very painful for the table.
It must like really hurt the table like
a lot like
it's horrible to watch. It's really
violent and shameful.
Perhaps one of the most disturbing
things about Chabad
is their music. If you listen to some of
these tunes that they sing and you
listen carefully and I would love to
know what the words mean exactly, but
unfortunately, they don't actually have
words like at all like at all.
And if you listen closely, listen to
this and you tell me what you hear.
>> [music]
>> So, enough of that. You can clearly hear
them saying
die die die die die die die die die die
die die die
die.
Who should die?
Americans?
No.
>> [music]
[singing]
[music]
>> I die die die die die die die die die
die die die die.
>> [laughter]
>> It's very It's very catchy. It's
certainly very catchy, but to say die
over and over again, I mean what does
that mean? Die die die die die die die
die die. I mean
it's disturbing. It's very disturbing
actually. It should bother all of us as
Americans, as Christians. The bottom
line is if you are part of a movement
that is apocalyptic in nature
calling for the end of times, that's
dangerous. It's violent and a movement
that's animated and motivated by such
ideas needs to be confronted and it
needs to be stopped.
Even forcefully. UH TUCKER? WHAT?
RIGHT.
WE CAN CUT IT.
TUCKER, we can cut it.