Tucker Carlson & Shawn Ryan have a Dark Force Inside Them!

And so, what I'd like to know, like, what I'd really like to know is what's been going on with you lately. What have you been experiencing? >> I just feel like recently I've been battling some dark forces internally. >> Well, cuz those things are real. Those things are real and I've experienced them personally. I have. I have experienced them. >> I've just been feeling it inside that something's not right. I don't know if there's anything we can do to stop it. But >> What kind of dark forces are you holding inside? What do you mean by that? >> It's just There it is. >> Oh, wow. >> They keep coming. See, Tucker, it just it keeps happening and See that? >> That's bad. >> [laughter] >> That's like really bad. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Do you think that that's Bibi or or Israel? >> I know it is. >> Right. >> Yeah, it's not faith anymore. It's fact. >> Yes. >> I mean, I've experienced the same thing, by the way. >> Really? >> It was from a demon. From sitting around eating hummus. >> [laughter] >> It's like Oof. Holy [ __ ] I mean, mine sound like me. I mean >> [laughter] >> There it is. >> Yeah. >> I mean, when I was there in Israel, very briefly, by the way, cuz they detained me and I interviewed Mike Huckabee, who is disgusting. And but ever since I came back, it was nothing but >> [laughter] >> There it is. And it's been happening ever since. >> It's constant, Tucker. I'm not out of it yet. >> And when demons attack you, which they do, by the way, they do, they leave an odor. >> Are you serious? >> And even in my pants, there were claw marks. >> And I've contacted three different exorcists and my priest, and they all said the same thing to me. You don't need an exorcism. You need a gastro. >> Right. >> first person I looked up, you know what his name was? Dr. Marty Rosenfeld. Go figure. >> Of course. >> You mean to tell me that this Dr. Marty Rosenfeld who's going to be responsible for getting out the demonic forces inside me is likely working for Israel? >> Disgusting. >> And then I just realized everything is a lie. >> Yeah. >> Everything is a lie. >> I'm so sorry. >> even know if my name is Shawn. And I spoke to all these former patients who go to this doctor. They all said the same thing. He's working for Israel, not us. >> I totally agree. >> So I mean I'm still dealing with it, but Can anyone on Earth find me a Christian doctor? >> It's sad. It's really It's painful, actually. It's really painful and I hate it. I really do. I do hate it. >> Yeah, smells like holy [ __ ] I need to poop. >> Me, too. Too late.