Trial 4

Okay, so my mom gave me mitzvah um before I got on the plane. For those of you who don't know what mitzvah is, basically like some people think the reason planes don't crash is cuz like the pilots know what they're doing or the FAA regulations or whatever. It's not. It's just because there's uh every plane has like a kid with a paranoid Jewish mother that folded up a $1 uh bill in his pocket before he left and they give it to charity on the other end and then God makes sure that the plane doesn't crash. That's how it works. Um so my mom's like really on top of all the time. Like even if I would just like drive up to camp like she would she would give me if I was just driving to camp and I didn't know what to do cuz I would be like driving to Morisha I'm like listen it's not the hotel there's no poor people in Morisha you know like if I go there and wish they're going to mail it to Dor Golding I don't know but she always gave me and she used to give me like a dollar and then like I started noticing she would give me more money like $2 then she would give me like a five and say like half is for the way there half the way back like this time she gave me a $20 bill and she said get change there like cuz they just want the plane to crash on either way why she gave me a $20 bill for mitzvah. My siblings still get $1. Like what is going on? She's like I don't give anybody $20 bills but Hashem charges me a lot to keep you safe if you know what I'm saying. It's valid. [Music]