The Crakow Wedding

[Music] in the old city of kakau in the center of the town there is an area of about 6 feet surrounded by a brick wall it is told that in the year 5,123 that's almost 700 years ago in that very same spot the ground opened up and swallowed those who stood there before the eyes of a large crowd and here is the story The Prince of Poland had his property managed by a Jew whose name was schomo schlomo had changed his name to Sigmund rlan and he had left the path of tah and mitz he behaved just like all the other goam in town one day Sigman met a Jewish woman who had been married before and decided that he wanted to marry her to please her family he promised to get married according to Hala to Jewish law so Sigman went to see the r of the Town rebit Rabbi Yak I wish to get married according to Jewish law very nice very nice I'm very glad to hear that and event will the wedding take place who will you be marrying do you have a caterer yet what about the photographer after asking Sigman a few questions he soon discovered that Sigman was a Cain oh I'm sorry Sigman but according to Jewish law a Kain may not marry a woman who has been married before Rabbi I will gladly give up my privileges as a cohain in order to get married I'm sorry Sigman but the laws of the tah cannot be bargained with I cannot allow you to get married Sigman became outraged Rabbi I will marry this woman whether you will do it or not if I have to I will go to another town and get married there after Sigman left the RV's home the RV sent a message to the woman's family telling them that if she would marry him against the Tyra law it would bring nothing but Calamity to all those involved when Sigman heard that he decided to fix the problem his own way went to The Prince and told him all that had happened the prince promised to take care of the matter the next day the prince summoned the r to the castle when the RV arrived he found the prince Sigmund and the local galak all waiting for him R why do you refuse to perform the marriage ceremony for Sigmund and his wife to be dear Prince I have already explained to Sigman that he is a Kain and that he could not marry someone who has been married before the prince then turned to the galak and asked him is what the rabbi said true well yes it is however the rabbi has the power to change what the Torah says I'm sorry but the tah laws were given to us by Hashem and can never be changed Royal Prince listen to me he has the power to do so very well that's good enough for me I will rely on what the galak has said and I command you to perform the wedding your highness I would carry out your order with pleasure if it were not for the fact that I'm obligated to answer to a higher authority namely the Creator and King of the universe Hashem do you take me for a wimp we shall see a few days later a group of armed men appeared at the rabbi's door they had been sent by the prince to bring the RV to the marketplace to perform the wedding when the RV arrived at the center of the town there were many people gathered waiting to witness this unusual event the RV spoke up for all to hear I will not permit this AA to take place even if it means giving up my life I beg of you to give up your wicked ways and return to the ways of Hashem but the couple just ignored the RV's words and began to scream at him the RV then lifted his hands towards shamayim and cried out Hashem for the sake of your Holy Name Look Down from shamayim and you be the judge the RV barely finished when the ground began to tremble suddenly the ground opened up under Sigman and the woman and before anyone could react the ground swallowed them up and just as quickly the Earth closed up again as if nothing had happened everyone was trembling in fear just staring at the spot where the ground had opened the news quickly reached the castle oh no quickly send for the galak I must know how to ask the holy Rabbi for forgiveness when The Messengers arrived at the home of the galak they found him behaving like a mugan he was knocking his head against the wall and mumbling as soon as he had heard that the RV had davened and that the ground opened up he went absolutely crazy oh no oh no oh no what's going on this is crazy this is unbelievable this is outrageous who took my sussy who took my sussy where's my sussy ah spider oh no what am I going to do I want to just cry I want to just laugh this is come here come here come here come here get away get away get away get away get away come here come here come here come here come here come here get away get away get away get away Rabbi I'm so sorry I did not mean to disrespect you or your religion well your highness I myself forgive you how you treated the Torah I'm sure it was out of ignorance and you did not mean it but I do have one small request yes Rabbi anything just you name it well a Cain may not walk on top of a grave would you please order that a brick wall be placed around the spot where the ground has opened up to prevent anyone from walking there the prince readily agreed and the brick wall has remained there ever since a