Evil Talk In The Bus - R. Dovid Kaplan - TorahAnytime.com

Two girls are sitting on a bus. And one of the girls says, "I heard that I heard that the I heard that Chani became a kallah. Chani got engaged." The other girl says, "Oh, you're poor chassan." She says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, I was her roommate last year. She's a slob and she thinks don't thinks about herself and she's selfish and and the other one says, "Yeah, she wears too much makeup." They go on for about about 10 minutes talking about Chani. And after about 10 minutes they're talking, the lady in front of them in the bus sitting in front of them, she turns around and says, "Girls, I just want to tell you I've been listening to your conversation for the last 10 minutes. The chassan of your friend I happen to be his aunt. And I'm going to be sure to pass the information on to the family." And the girls are like, "Oh, you know, we we meant we meant sloppy in an artistic way. We meant it in a you know, we you know, they're starting to end there. They're just chollushing over there. You know, and at a certain point the lady rings the bell around the bus and she gets off. She's getting ready to get off the bus. The doors open. She's about to step out. She says, "Girls, I just want to tell you something. I'm not really his aunt. But I could have been."