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good to this muscle it will change your
life guaranteed okay there was once a
carpenter
a very famous Carpenter who used to do
very very professional work he worked in
a company he was very very good and for
years and years he aced every job he had
the boss loved him everybody loved him
he used to literally do like the bridges
and the huge buildings and all the
complex structures
Etc okay one day his wife comes over and
says honey he says that's not my name my
name is Joe sweetie she's like that's
not my name my name right anyways honey
you know I think it's time to retire and
um yeah maybe let's move somewhere and
you know start our retirement together
and like no more working no more the
hands coming back with the black and
whatnot right he's like retire onto them
the best guy in the crew you know what
I'm saying how could I retire and she
says no I think you should retire he's
like I don't know she's like I'll retire
he's a go okay whatever so he goes to
the boss and he says boss he says that's
not my name
whatever Joe right and he says I you
know I wanna I wanna retire my wife is
you know pressuring me and uh you know
it's time he's like whoa whoa whoa you
know about you know what I'm saying he's
like you cannot retire I need time to
think about this like what you might
you're the top guy like people only come
to me because you're a part of my you
know I'm saying no
he's like you have to think about like
when I'm retiring you don't have to
think about that I'm retiring he says
give me one day tell me tomorrow tell me
tomorrow tell me tomorrow anyway the
next thing comes back says okay so it's
tomorrow when I'm retiring
here's okay there's one more job I need
you to do before you retire and then and
then I won't give you any problems one
more job is gonna be the most
complicated job you've ever done the
most expensive the most beautiful
everything glamorous I need you to
accept this job
he's like uh my wife is not gonna go for
it I'll pay you double I'll pay you
triple you know what I'm saying no yes
no yes no yep
Duty right that didn't happen but anyway
the wife and he says the wife wife
should we do a wife It's Not My Name the
whole thing on the floor also and the
wife is bleeding picks it up Hospital
bandage get back fine it goes back okay
I'll take the job the wife says you can
take the job but if you take the job do
it fast
so you got that hammer and he started
doing the job like you've never seen
before all right he does the job now
this is a two-year job I wouldn't mean
retiring two years later yeah and that's
what it was a beautiful magnificent
magnificent structure and all that stuff
and he does it in
six months how'd you know he did it in
six months six months he's done the
entire thing goes to the boss
boss
I'm done
he's like you're done how could you be
done this is a two-year job he says I'm
finished what should I tell you you know
what I'm saying so the post goes to the
structure he looks at it
the whole thing is like it's like this
for those who are listening and not
viewing it it's just gonna like be weird
but anyways the whole thing's on the
side you go inside you can only walk on
the steps if you're on the left side of
the steps and you can like this and the
outlets don't work and the whole thing
is just about a gun nothing functions
he's like what's what this is the job
he says listen I really want the third
eye and I know he's like what happened
to your voice sorry sorry you know I
want to retire and there's what the
pressure was on and that's what I did
that's it I rushed it
so he says okay
I'm very sorry to tell you this but
here's the keys
this house is yours
when you told me you wanted to retire
I had so much I was so thankful for all
the work you've done for me for so many
years that I wanted to build you the
most magnificent house on the house
I wanted to pay for your entire job
and the guy's like
what
he's like yeah this is this is the house
for you this is your gift so he looks in
the house I'm like he can't find the
door you know what I'm saying there's no
like he made no door
he goes back to his wife and we're gonna
hold the story right there anyways
that's the muscle what's the nimshaw
the name shell is whether it's down the
Cuffs close whether it's any myth for
the midst of Snee is the midst of this
the midst of that
first say the second saver Knights inner
eating
snares whatever the Mitzvah may be
when we get up to the next world and it
was hard for us to do it it was hard to
beat it was a hard situation
is going to look at us and be like
um here is your key everything you did
in this world was for you
it was for your time it was for your
pleasure
