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Love and shalom. What I was telling you
this, if you know
when to be quiet,
that is the best thing you could
possibly have.
Best thing out of all character traits,
it's the best thing. Why? Because then
you already are considered khokham.
When you have a room full of people,
everybody's talking da da, you know,
once in a while you always have like
this one guy that likes to make a show.
Likes to talk, likes to be like
interactive. He's like an action figure.
Like you say six words, he's like, "OH,
I" MOVES HIS BODY and he's like all
crazy. You usually you have this.
Usually that guy is the idiot.
Who is usually the smart one or at least
everyone thinks he's smart? The guy that
doesn't say anything.
So there's a funny story, funny joke.
One time,
guy goes into a bird store.
He sees one tuki, one the parrot.
And he sees parrot, $500. Beautiful
parrot from I don't know, from some
jungle.
But the one right next to it
is
$5,000.
Looks exactly the same.
And the one next to them
is $15,000.
Also looks exactly the same.
And then the one all the way to the
right
looks exactly like everybody else.
$500,000.
Guy is like, "What's going on? There's
four birds here.
Each one's more expensive than the
other. This little miserable one is 500
bucks. Everybody else is a millionaire.
What's going on here?"
So he's like, "No, come on, explain this
to me. Why is this one $500?" He goes,
"It's a simple parrot. Got it from some
jungle."
"Okay, so what makes this other one
that's $5,000 so much better?"
He goes, "Oh, that one? That one knows
the entire Chumash by heart."
Wow, knows the Chumash? Yeah, Bereshit.
The the tuki starts talking. The parrot
starts talking.
Wow. No, it's worth $5,000.
Little bird knows the entire by heart.
Okay, so what's this one?
$15,000.
Oh, that one, that one knows the entire
by heart.
Wow, $15,000. It's worth even more.
Okay, fine.
So, this one knows
this one knows
this one knows written the other one
knows oral law.
Okay, fine. Again, what's this one?
$500,000. What does he know? What else
does he know?
And the shop says shop owner says, "I
don't know what he knows, but all I know
is that the three birds called for
[music] the love."
So, sometimes the guy that's quiet
that's the one everybody thinks is smart
and usually is.
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