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Shalom said that he had a
bul that uh came to him one time and
says
uh I'm going to convert to
Christianity. Of course thought he was
joking.
Yeshiva wants to convert to
Christianity. So no, I'm serious. You
want to convert to Christianity? Why? I
don't know how to convert. You have a
reason. I just want to do it. I have
this desire. I want to do it. They tried
talking to him. He would completely
reject everybody. He didn't want to talk
to anybody. It's like he didn't even
want to hear an argument. It wasn't like
today people want to h me here nothing.
He didn't want to hear anything. He's
like that's it within I'm
converting. There was a big
sadik named Lebi Mikovich.
They went to him. He said, "Rebby, what
do we
do?" Must have
been. He told him, "Ask this boy, what
kind of watch does he have?" He says,
"No, Rabbi, he has three watches." How
do you know he has three watches? So,
cuz he's always uh has a problem waking
up in the morning to get the shoe on
time. So, he has three watches. One
alarm, another alarm, another alarm.
So ask this boy where does
he fix his watch to to see make sure
that it's the right time because the
watch is you know after after depending
on who's the manufacturer the more cheap
the watch is the more likely it is to
start becoming a little with
the with the time it's slow or too fast
or so on so every so often you have to
fix
it. So where does he fix it based on
what? So they went to the guy the rebuk
is saying ask him about the watch out of
all the things in the world you figure
he has to get what book he's reading
who's his father who's his mother let's
check his bleed I don't know something
that's psycho it's obvious to us regular
people no no his watch I want to see his
watch where does he fix his
watch they asked the boy where do you
fix your
watch to fix to make sure it's on
time what are you talking about
Christianity again no no we just want we
just want to ask where where do you fix
the
watch? Not here. What do you mean? Well,
the caller here, the yeshiva here, the
clock on the wall is not
right. So, every week I go to the clock
that's on the
church. I go to the clock on the church
and I fix all three of my watches. All
three of my clocks, I fix them based on
that cuz that one's
right. They went to the mikovnich. They
said, "This is what he does." He says,
"Exactly. That's where the tuma is
coming from. He's looking at that clock
and he's receiving tuma without even
knowing it. Tell him we're buying a new
clock for the yeshiva. That's the best
clock in the world. And from now on,
just to look at that clock and if he
asks you when can I convert?" Tell him
next
week. They went, they bought the clock,
big beautiful clock. They brought Yeah,
great. We got you the best clock in
town. This is what we have. Invest a lot
of money. I like to have a lot of money.
But the same with you're not going to
buy a clock. They brought the clock into
the yeshiva. Hey, this is the best clock
in town. From now on, you don't have to
go to the church. Just fix your clock on
this one. But I'm converting. Okay,
convert next week. But just make sure to
use this clock though. A week
passed. He didn't want to convert
anymore. The desire to convert for no
reason left. Why? He wasn't receiving
the tuma from the clock.
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