THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST THE NEWS!!!

[Music] hello there and welcome for win hey guys we're your new hosts for today we just hijacked the entire new system it's right here but we're here to warn you guys that a lot of the news you guys are watching is a lie that's right not even true okay hurry up we could get caught soon we got a hold of some of the original footage that's going to be used for today's episode I want you to take a look [Music] how are you hey this place that's amazing what exactly is it that you do here this is some orphanage we take children who have no place to live and we give them a house and a family and love and care so what are you're working on here in this orphanage oh this is actually a new building project the dormitory we've been working on it for four months out personally I've been a great away oh we just just just kill myself for these kids and every day I go to sleep thinking you know what with every second again and what's your take on working out five times I feel like I'm working in subhuman conditions I feel like every day I find a new species of blood sucking mosquitoes that can bite me up but you know what I love every moment of it and are you doing anything for the gorge holiday fun you should ask we actually plan this spring to provide mantras for the children here for Passover we want to make sure that they have everything they need for the Jewish holiday wow that's wonderful that's amazing I really appreciate you hey-ho new series of them this right here this is where the children take the showers every day wow that's intense seriously yeah I'm kidding it's just a broken-down gutter we got to fix it up but we do actually have a lot of fun um can you show us how you build sure perfect I see the trick good building is you always got a had routine right you never know where you're going to meet watch out oh this is going to be a doozy hey morning hey Sammy old skipper how you doing buddy let's go semi he's one of our orphan boys there's us for years now we interview him are you happy here yeah I'm happy it's great so you're never sad as the foot oh is good no the food's always delicious especially than me closer together can you show us like like a sad face no no not really you were never sat like show us maybe like something I need acting the oldies and I wasn't in your foreskin could you show us that can you show us a success like that you want to see the sad faces yes yes it's kind of like this corner like it so could you show us how you sat down yeah we've had my foot on like I think chose we're coming out guys really appreciate this there's no problem Morty this place is amazing where you built over here and our new single support you all the way through guys don't trust them you can excite ooh cut in peace random clips to get in order to show you how bad some orphanages it's a lie [Music] hello there and welcome to Reno's we'll give you the real news without any exaggeration and the good part is we never brainwash you hey Josh its Pepsi well today's news might seem quite upsetting but shall orphanage has been rumored to be home to their children in insulating conditions and also has been brutally hurting their children over the last couple of months real news has decided to send out our top reporter Josh in order to investigate the situation and here is the scoop the Josh well Michael first of all the facilities are no less than horrendous parts of the walls are missing there is no protection from the elements and there's just dirt and garbage scatter all over the place this is absolutely unacceptable let's take a look at some of the footage [Music] well Josh I don't know if you notice this but if you looked very carefully at that footage I believe I was able to make out a little bacteria and viruses crawling around that building did you notice that Josh yes definitely I noticed it too yes what they couldn't see was the Phantom that destroys cells well luckily I got have in before the viruses got me definitely Josh was a lucky one anyways what's the children's personal hygiene like the showers are just bad it's beyond belief just take a look [Music] Wow with every drop I can just feel the bacteria dripping into my hair what other negativity did we discover in this place well in our initial interview with owner we revealed that you want to kill the children in the orphanage kill the children we have first-hand evidence and it's clear just take a look show them or flaw billing Aldrin eye killing children wow that is first-hand evidence and it's clear well the scariest part was at one point that walks into a dark corridor and I saw the older hitting a child with a hammer a hammer do you mean a metal hammer yes one that could potentially kill definitely a metal hammer can definitely kill let's take a look [Music] Michael are you okay sorry Josh it appears as if I have not after seeing such negative footage it seems like my stomach is upset can you please pass me the garbage Thank You Josh whoa whoa don't Josh would you also like the garbage after seeing such negative footage um yes please Thank You Josh so what did you do at that point well I jumped in front of the kid and thereby saving his life Wow what if you really key in such a terrible situation who's the child appreciative he was and he also told me that he hates the orphanage rightfully so are you happy here I hate this place the owner also revealed to us that he believes the children are you subhuman speaking children are and of human he's Wow how can someone even say such a thing this is getting even worse I been hammering all day children we use children life or not so all hats over well we hope to brief mention to the authorities of this terrible Jewish organization guys as I'm telling you this message I have no doubt that the authorities already on my case to a matter of time before you catch me or I want to tell you at last Precious Moments that the reason I'm putting myself on the line today it's not because of what the news is doing wrong it's because of what you're doing wrong that's right you you the people you the people are no less guilty than the news you cut in peace and create fake stories just like the news dust that's the reason why we're still in exile okay let's give an example let's say one day you walk by a person it's Mallahan but instead of smiling back you're proud of you so you get upset and off you go snip snip snip you cut and paste an image of the person crowning at this point your story is this person is me then later that day you see the person in a distance talking loudly at someone else and then he throws an object on the floor so you get more upset at him and snip snip snip you could have pasted that image right next to the original image and now your story just got bigger this person is a mean person also yells at people and damages their property then the next day you see the person walking and all of a sudden two trips and hurts himself you can't help but smart yourself snip snip snip cut and paste and your story is now complete with the beginning and and then this person is a mean person who doesn't care about other people and yells with them in public and then throws tantrums and damages their property and now you just got punished by tripping and hurting himself I deserve so there you have it a wonderful story with a beautiful beginning and beautiful ending the only problem is stories a hundred percent false why because I have a question for you do you really know the entire story of this person's life or you're just cutting and pasting a few moments that you happen to have seen do you really know that this person is a mean person if he's really nice guy you just happen to have had a couple of bad days what if not maybe he's not a nice person what if it's not his fault what if he was born with a chemical imbalance in his brain that makes it harder for him to be happy than it is for you to be happy what if you don't know how he grew up how his parents treated him or his siblings or his friends you literally have no idea what happened to this person a couple seconds before you saw him you just saw him for a couple seconds and bam you judged him don't judge other people it's not our job some job help others people and we do that by giving love not judges cause people not for that you are how did before us well people because they're inherently amazed beautiful we hope to bring more attention to the atrocities of this terrible Jewish organization then we are whistled that the police will take heed to our cry and put an end to this organization for once and for all gentlemen thanks for tuning into real news and this my friend is a can of Pepsi [Music] [Applause] [Music] you