Wrong answers only: Adar edition 🤡

Wrong answers only: Misheh nichnas Adar marbim...  B'WhatsApp. Why do we eat hamantaschen? Because   Jews like cookies. Why do we fast the day  before Purim? So the children should ask.   Who was Haman? The nicest guy ever. Who  was the king in the Purim story? Jacob.   Who was the queen of the Megillat Esther? Marie  Antoinette. What are the four mitzvah of Purim?   One is to eat so much that you can't move after.  Two is to text all your friends Happy Hanukkah.   Three is to organize all of your  files. Four is to light candles.