The Twins From France (DVD #06) Back to China

Music Ha ha ha, oooh aller! on y va! Uppah! It's all grown out Hu hu! Heeeey! What? Million dollar? There's a million dollar in there!?! We're rich! Yessssss! We're gonna be rich! What in this?!? There is nothing! une carte? Ha! A treasure! A Treasure! Back to China? No no no no! Twins hat! No no! Vests! Over here! Ouch! Hi! Oh no! Dollar! No good? Good good! I go on, and you bring me there! I need to go here! You can bring me? I pay you! I pay you ¥20 You bring me! Okay! I don't speak Chinese! Bravo! Bravo bravo! Very good! You know Avraham Fried? Huh? Moshiach moshiach moshiac You don't know? uho uho uho uho ay ya ya ya! Try! uho uho uho uho ay ya ya ya! No! Tr, try to do uh uh uh... ay ya ya ya It's Moshiach, moshiach song! You don't know? I want to put this here, It's my turn I think I hear something foreign... Smells 'American'! You a Rabbi? Bitul Torah! No? Ha ha ha on est en china on va la-bas aller c'est parti! There? It's there? You guys are lost? Yeah! There! America??? ??? Min Chu tchrohn ??? haaa petard! c'est pas vrai! Hi! We are looking for treasure! Ooh! Thank you! Treasure! Thank you, Thank you! We can bye this? We can bye? Money? I just made these hats Thank you, thank you very much! Yeah yeah yeah.... Shéh Shéh! Thank you! PFouu! where would it be? We are totally in China, look at the roof! Look what is there! It's a miracle! We finally found it! What is this? Pull pull pull It's a Sefer Torah?! Wow! We found it! But this is only Bereishis! Come! Let's go to find the other one! The Sefer Shemos! Yoo Hoo! Let's go, fast fast! Woe! Woo hoo hoo hoo! So , we are here! And let's go there! Show me! Show me! Waah! It's Sefer Shemos! Who are these people with the hats? English? You speak English? I really like your hats French? Hebrew? Looking for the treasure! We are looking for precious treasure! The donkey knows The donkey knows everything! Come! Ssssh! Good boy, good boy! The map says that way! Hi! Are you going to do the Shechitah? Yes, I am a Frum Shochet! It's not a Kosher Shechitah!! This! Over there! Yes! Yes, there is a Yeshiva that way! Where is it? There is not Yeshiva here Aaah? You speak French? Mojiang? Good luck! Let's go this way... Do you know where iz eet? I the treasure is that way! Over there?! Okay! Thank you! I hope you find the treasure Around? Okay! Mountains, mountains! Where is it? Over there? Yes? Okay, Thank you! Hi! Excuse me! We are looking for the mountain! Ah, a measuring thingy! The mountain, We are looking for the mountain! Over here... Where is it? I am also learning Chinese ah? The Sefer Torah! We are looking for the Sefer Torah! Over there? Looks like you are lost seefu turaar? Very lost Ha ha! Sefer Torah there? Yeah, go there! ... and then Turn right? Sure, go that way Okay, okay. Thank you! The mountain, over here, You are doing zeh Shechita? The Kaporot? I think this guy wants our chicken Bon appetit Where did they get this treasure map from? Looks like they might be close Here, where? There? Ha! We are looking for the mountain... You know where eez ete It's over there? We want to go to the mountain Eeetz ther? Hoo hoo! Put it on this broom! Okay Let's see if it works What is this? Yeah, What is this? Let's put it on! It's the same material as the scarfs! The same, it's the same! Come on! Come on for a ride! No, I sprained my foot Really I can't Come on, let's go! Okay fine Bye bye! Yoo hoo! You wanna go on? Come let's go for a ride! Let's go, let's go! Hah! Woo hoo! Vayikrah! Vayikrah! Wooooow! No no no! Baruch Ata... Borah Prei Ha-adamah! Hi, we have tickets! No, No horses! It's okay! It's okay! Yeah yeah, good good! Three people! I don't have a horse-cart Ooh, nice horse Okay okay! Great, thank you! woo hoooo! No no! Here, I'll show you! Like that, like that. You see? uhp! You put it like that! And then you sit... You see? uh! Bye.... Thank you! The luggage! Aaaaaaah! Oh! Over there? Okay, thank you! They are not hungry... Ha ha ha Here! No, I just had, thank you! Yummy Yummy? Anybody hungry? woo hoo! It's for Shabbos? For the Gefiltah fish My favorite Good job! Bravo bravo! Aah! Next time! Should we pet them? Hay, no petting the koi Where looking for eeh... Twins! Twins Not here! No? There, here we go! Thank you! Thank you! Hey wait a minute.... Look! Oh! Let's put it up. We have to go! Come come! This was Kaporot? Kaporot, Kaporot Yes, I got it again! Here, one more, one more! Yissi now! What is that? Where are we? Over here. We need to go there! No, I think we are lost! You want a show? Show? Okay, so everybody clap ze hend... You want more? No！ Money money! Ha ha ha! No money Why not? A little bit, a little bit! Everybody! Okay everybody! Thank you, thank you. Alright - we gotta go find the missing treasure, people! Maybe ask them No, I don't know. Okay thank you! Bye bye! Buy! Okay You're filming me? Yes, I made it in! wooh! Alright! It's Yissi and Yisroel... Alright, let's do it! Alright, get out of here... It's recording now? Yeah! Hi, we are looking for a trezzure... "Treasure" "Treasure?" Yeah.. zhehhh Hi we are looking for a ...... The bus in the back is no good! Hold on, let me turn it off (Singing) It's 5(am) in the morning! We've been up for the past hour We are preparing the music for the music for the music part The music-video part Of the next video from the Twins from France And we are in China right now! Yissi, come to help us Oh... That... ... is our quinoa that we are making In our kosher pot We Kashered it this morning. Second day the Twins are on France! Welco... I mean "China" Sorry, my bad! The Twins from China in France! There you go! So what do you guys say for yourself? We are stuck here for 2 weeks... No food! Help! Send us something! Come pick us up! Some cheese Some Fleish Some Chummus! Chummus... Okay! Baruch Ata... Aal Tevilat Keilim Okay, so we just made quinoa... Not sure if it's so good. Yaakov fell asleep Yaakov fell asleep, so it's... We are out of spoons So... (Friendly brotherly expressions in French) (...other Friendly brotherly expressions in French) (...and more friendly brotherly expressions in French) Dhun du-du don! (X1) Dhun du-du don! (X2) Dhun du-du don! (X3) Dhun du-du don! (X18) Dhun du-du don! (X19) Dhuh.... (X24) 1-2-3 Go! Dhun du-du don! (X25) Dhun du-du don! (X26) Dhun du-du don! (X37) Dhuh.... (X43) Dhon... (X44) Dhun du-du don! (X45) Dhun du-du don! (X46) Dhun du-du don! (X61) Dhuh.... (X73) Okay Dhun du-du don! (X74) Dhun du-du don! (X75) Duh da-dun-da... Duh... (X78) Keep rolling! 1-2-3 Dhun du-du don! (X79) Dhun du-du don! (X80) !!! Dhun du-du don! (X84) Duh... (X85) !!! ?? Dhun du-du don! (X98) Dhun du-du don! (X99) Dun da Dun Dun... Hold on, hold on, hold on! Ready? Go! I need some Moshkeh! These Lubavitchers...! I am just filming this! It's magnificent! It's not a tree! It is a tree! It's fake! How could you tell? It's all fake! Look! Oh my gosh! I think these are real Those are real. Nothing is real Yeah! Come, come. But on the side! Okay, go! Thank you! Thank you! Okay, let's go. Rolling! With the smile! 1-2-3... (Singing...) (CRASH!) Uh... (Laughing) I got it! Cut and do it again! Okay! Just one minute! No, no! It's good! One minute! It's good, it's strong! No, no. It's good! Come down from there! No no! !! Okay fine... Try to not see that it's a show, maybe... You know what I mean? Nah, NO! You have to avoid people! Five minutes, okay? Five minutes! Let her come down first - so she's not in the shot! Okay, I am cutting for now (Singing...) One minute! One minute! Yissi, you good? Yeah yeah yeah No no no. One minute! One minute, One minute, The show is starting! Just of the legs... !!! You see the legs? No no no! Do you speak English? Of course I do! Thank you! Picture, picture... We are French! French... Video... Yissi - You have to record all this... I am! Hello! Hi guys! We are in the China, the cabin, to go up the mountain... They gave us trouble to go in But we did it! I don't know why... They did let us... Our friend... Uh, what's his name? Horses have right! What's the name of the horse? Yitzi! We have 2 Yitzi's People are little bit confused when they see the horse Today was my most fun day of filming, That's forsure! Oh, look at those boats! More more more Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Yissi, Okay so what we are going to do right now because there is nobody... Twin towers.. In China? They stole it... Aaah! Okay, go go, It's okay, Go! It's okay, go go go Other - Other side! Go go go, go through the gate! My pants is falling Okay Okay, go through the gate, just go through the gate! Let me try! Avoid the ladies Yeah I can hurt myself also! Yeah! You ready? Not yet! There is a lady.. Should we wait? No-one behind. No-one! Then let's just wait Hold on So hold on. They are climbing all the way up. Yoo hoo! That's how you go - Did you get it? Waaaaah! Thank you! wooooh! Keep recording! Keep recording! Yeah, thank you! They all waited for us! This is our crew... That's our gaffer... That's our lighting director... That's our AD... That's mics The next 10 people are all our audio people... They mic'd everything. It's perfect! Oh, that's costume design..