The Shpy - Chazzan Mix Up Part #2

Because spy, my super secret yetzer hara nasty beam detector sounded the alarm. Look. The red light is on. That means he's beaming some sort of laser beam here. Wow, how does that work, Nachama? Well, spy, this light emitting diode is wired in series with this integrated circuit. That connects to this amplitude modulator. This speaking device listens for laser beams and radio waves that are not within the normal spectrum of gamma emissions. Nachama, I didn't understand a word of what you just said. Spy, believe me, any nasty laser or radio waves coming from the direction of the yetzer hara's hideout can be detected. Now, tomorrow morning, when you go to shul, take this portable unit with you and plug it in next to the chazzan. Push the record button and we'll record where the waves are coming from. Then, press this button here and we can analyze where the beam is coming from. Thanks, Nachama. A good secret agent is always learning new ways to do mitzvahs and defeat the yetzer hara. The next morning, in shul, I plugged the machine next to the chazzan. The chazzan asked, "What is that thing, spy?" "Why, it's a super secret light emitting multiple beamer in radio uh frequency uh oh, I can't remember what Nachama said it was, but she said that if the yetzer hara was up to a trick, this machine would find it. Let's start davening." We started to daven and I pushed the red button. Altito me pachad psaim. Oh, mish mish Laki so el voy oh, so aissa vessu far away black line I I I it's happened again. My voice sounds funny and I can't daven. Look, Faivel, the detector just went off. It is the yetzer hara, spy. Look at the machine. There must be laser beams all over here. After davening, I called Nachama on my super secret new and improved discount portable wrist watch phone. Nachama, the alarm went off. What should we do? Spy, push the green button. The screen will light up and show you which direction the beam is coming from. Faivel, push the green button. We need to find out what the yetzer hara is doing right away. He pressed the button. The screen lit up pointing towards the window. Nachama, it's pointing out the window. What do we do? Simple, spy. Do you have a mirror? A mirror? Oh, yes, I do. The one I use to check to make sure my tefillin are on straight. Good. Point it in the direction of the laser beam. I took out my tefillin mirror and pointed it at the laser beam. The mirror grew so hot, I knew it was working. Spy, look at the screen. What's happening? The beam is bouncing off the mirror and back to We really got THE SPY THIS TIME. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW ABOUT my secret laser beam that mixes up the chazzan's voice. The beam is invisible. Heh heh heh heh heh. NO ONE WILL EVER DAVEN PROPERLY ANYMORE. I will aim my laser beam at EVERY SHUL IN THE WORLD. THE WORLD WILL BE MINE, ALL MINE. WHAT'S HAPPENING, YETZER HARA? What's happening to your voice? I I DON'T KNOW. I I CAN'T TALK ANYMORE. LOOK, SPY, the beam is being bounced back to the yetzer hara with the mirror. It's being reflected back to him. It's working. Yay, Nachama. Altito me pachad psaim. Oh, mish mish Wow, he sounds so nice. Baruch Hashem. Yay, he sounds so wonderful. A golden voice. Meanwhile, Oh, baruch Hashem, I've got my voice back. Meanwhile, at the yetzer HARA'S HIDEOUT, YEAH, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY VOICE? IT'S LIKE AS IF MY LASER BEAM IS BEING BOUNCED BACK here to us, to our machine. Look, yetzer hara, the machine is shaking. The red light is blinking. The laser beam will make the machine explode! MY BEAUTIFUL MACHINE, MY LASER MACHINE, BLOWN UP BY MY own evil deed. And my voice, my beautiful voice. And shul to our scientist and computer genius, Nachama, we present this certificate of bravery defeating yetzer hara's. It's from all of us here at the secret agent headquarters. Without you, Nachama, we would not have been able to daven properly ever again. Baruch Hashem, Torah and mitzvahs won again. To defeat the yetzer hara, that's our mission, that is clear. To listen to the Torah and bring Moshiach here. To rebuild the Beit Hamikdash, that's our mission, you and I. So, keep on doing mitzvahs and fly from the spy. To defeat the yetzer hara, that's our mission, that is clear. To listen to the Torah and bring Moshiach here. To rebuild the Beit Hamikdash, that's our mission, you and I. So, keep on learning Torah and fly from the spy. And fly from the spy, spy. And fly from the spy.