The Passover Program Festival

They said it would be an unforgettable experience. They were right. Is there anything you want to say to your guests from the program? I got nothing to apologize for. Everything on my program exactly as advertised. Exactly. The program was called Passover in Jamaica. What we didn't know was that it was Jamaica Queens. That's exactly what it was. Passover in Jamaica. States, Queens. The flyer had palm trees and a Jamaican flag on it. It's a template. What? You never use Canva? Simka told me he wanted to have a few people staying over at the hotel for the holiday. He didn't say there was going to be a thousand. We weren't ready for that. 29 years I've been running programs. Never had any issues. Had people dying to come on my programs. Zimbra said he needed a mashki. I said fine. We were actually going to go to Puerto Rico this year, but my wife was very excited about Kani Beef Jinx. Sim and I had a very clear deal. I was going to be there, do meet and greets, stories, and post. And in exchange, I will be able to bring my entire family for a full stay. And all meals come. When I got there, I was starving. And then I looked around. I was like, "Oh, Queens." We all thought we were going to Jamaica and we're actually in Queens. People are best. I've been on programs before. This was bad. Something strange when I had to write the check to Sima's cash advance management. Day one, we arrived. There's a massive backyard barbecue. Sima arrived with trucks of food, but we don't have a kitchen. Turns out that was all the food they have. No fridge, no storage space. I'm not going to start storying to my followers to tell them it's an amazing program when we're out of food. Blood on the door. There was bed bugs. There were branded blackouts. I said we had bed bugs in some of the rooms. Simka said, "Leave it." Authentic Pesak experience. All the markers happen in my hotel. People are complaining during the seder that the salt water tasted like chlorine. Simka came to me in a panic with a container asking me, "How much water does your pool hold? How much water does your pool hold?" I feel like Sima might have used water from the pool for salt water. Anyone who knows what chlorine tastes like, it's honey beef j. And he said, "Just take me to the pool. Take me to the pool." We ran out of salt water. I solved the problem. Turns out chlorine is cultural pesa. Who knew? Mashk did everything. Yity seemed to be doing a lot. A lot. Yity goes with me everywhere. And he does what I need him to do. He needed a little bit more than a mashia. We go to this yoga class. I kid you not, it's being run by the mashkah. Everybody doggy down. Good. I didn't know from this. I went to drop off my kids at the day camp. There were no counselors. It was just yet. Hey. Hey. I don't need this. The flyer advertised that there would be a performance by Eton Cats. But in reality, it was just Eton's cats. Some guy named Eton and a bunch of cats. Dogs. I'm okay with cat. He brings his cats. The kids love it. It's like a petting zoo. It was like walking around the old city. People said the tea room only had tea. Yeah. A tea room with only tea. That's an effing crime. Tea room. I'm very straightforward. My tea room has tea. If you had a coffee room has coffee needs to eat. Suddenly, one of the cats was missing all day, every day. I'm not making any accusations. I ate one of the cats. Definitely not kosher. Everything on the flyer was misleading. This is lies, man. They're lying. Who said Modi would be there? I assumed the comedian. In reality, he was the Indian prime minister. He wasn't even there in person. It was just YouTube clips of him in an interview with Netanyahu. Very pro Israel guy. Supports the Jewish people. What's the problem? You still want questions? It's a waste of time. We were led to believe that the scholar residence would be Rav Shakar. Turns out it was a guy named Rob Shakar. I was very clear. R. Shar, geologist from Ramapo College. My name is Rob Shakar. I'm a professor of geology at Ramapo College. To be honest, when Simha reached out to me, I was so flattered and impressed that he knew my work. Rob Shakar is a brilliant guy. I called my lecture getting stoned with Dr. Robert Shakar. I thought the lecture was interesting. Now, this here is a doomite rock and it's how they make countertops. Fun fact. Now, most people think this is limestone, but it's actually Ignous. Listen, I don't want to be anymore. At this point, no one could find Simba. Everyone just kind of lost it. Hello. Where are you? I'm starving. I'm half Israeli. I keep one day. The day things really hit the fan. The matzah with cheese. Oh, that was a dark day. My chef innovator. This is a deconstructed matzah pizza. I'm sorry. Matzah with cheese. And it's not even melted. Show me some respect. You have a problem. You don't come back. People were leaving. My reputation was on the line. My DMs were blowing up. Hey, this doesn't look very beef cheeky. That's my whole brand. I brought honey beef cheeks. She let me down. Honey beef cheeks ain't no pushover. I lose money. We all lose money. Who doesn't lose money? That's the stucker. I won't do this is over. I won't do the same. I don't want to do the same. Over. This might be the last year I work with. Simka, after everything that happened, I can't see us doing this again. Do I have a message for Sima? You bet I do. Don't mess with Hani Beef Jinx. Is it was the first Pesak program that I've actually lost weight on. There was so much tea. Never happening again. Learn my lesson. Follow Beef Cheeks on Instagram. Thank you. I'm starving. Are we done? I will never trust this guy again. We've tried to get a hold of SIMA and we can't. I'm an honest person. I told everybody if they weren't happy, 30% discount for next year. Where's the program next year? Athens, Greece, Georgia. It's a beautiful state. [Music]