The Oorah 'Shark-Tank' PARODY- featuring Isaac Mavorah

now we go straight to our next beautiful segment the Shark Tank the sharks are in the water welcome to ura's Shark Tank the battle for a cause you are wrong wrong wrong wrong R krait that's the best you got the tension Rabbi Beerman it's clear you're not listening the excitement it's clear that my program is the program the yelling I'm not going to raise my voice at you it's simple logic you can believe in your mission but can you sell it [Music] and now our next shark is about to enter the studio this evening he is a highly successful entrepreneur who has been a dedicated suppor supporter of Ura for many many years and he will finally get to choose where in Ura his money goes welcome to the Shark Tank Isaac marora welcome same rules as before apply Rabbi Beerman rabbis rabbis reichman Kravitz and Beerman will each have 60 seconds to pitch their program now for the sake of our viewers this is going to be an entirely different pitch I'm assuming uh than it was for Mr zooker before and you listen You'll have a couple seconds afterwards to ask him some questions to redirect to cross-examine however you want to say it and then you get to decide you'll tell us where your money will be going RAB rman you'll begin 60 seconds being that you are from the Syrian community of deal I do not have to tell you how important the sense of community and family is and my pitch to you is that Torah Mates is what creates the sense of family and Community throughout all our programs here in uro Torah Mates is the program that encompasses the entire family the parents the children anyone in the family that is interested in a Torah mate will get a Torah mate it also gives the touch between our participants that the Tor can invite them forab each s actually my wife's Tor mate came with her family to our house for the first days of pesak my wife's been learning with her for a number of years they started off totally assimilated and now they are uh on well in the way from the they moved to a community that children are in a Yesa they mooved from their Community to a community where they can put their children in a Yesa and they're totally sh is totally from and that came through the closeness of their Torah mates and their family and uh you can invite also you can uh and through the Torah mates we can strengthen all the other programs as you may be aware that our camp department has a Torah mate which keeps the keeps the keeps the kids connected throughout the year and tuition and other and we have Retreat shabbatones that people come together with the Torah mates to spend the shabas and Y and theim together thank you RAB see 60 seconds begins right now and thank you for coming and thank you for donating all these years 50 seconds present present the great case and Tor Mates is great and tuition is great but I need to talk to you about camp and I got a few seconds to do it everybody knows the summer months could be the worst months in a child's life or could be the best months in a child's life everybody knows that in the summer when we're not in our structured School environment we have a way to take things in and see things that we never have before our camp in the summer invites children that are not religious to come to the zone and experience not just the school hours of the day not just a Torah mate get together once a week or the like this is to live as a Torah Jew with excitement and with with uh um with everything being relevant and alive for four weeks straight 247 hours a day that getting their attention for those 247 hours a day is something that these other programs do not have an ability to do just based on the shear um when they take place and things like that I get the kids okay Rob krait I'm sorry you've reached the end of your lotted time thank you so much for listening I can go on and on but I got stupped okay Rabbi vman go ahead I'm sure you get I'm sure at home you get many letters from you shot asking you soliciting you for contributions I get I know I get several hundred several times a year and um Ura is probably the only we're not as you've seen we're not a we're not a tuition subsidy organization we're a c of organization we do a we we take the whole package but our but our but our tuition subsidies alone run about $2 million a year that's $200,000 a month for 10 months it's $200,000 know people can't hear me that's $200,000 a month for 10 months we have 600 children enrolled over 600 children enrolled in yot and day schools throughout the United States Canada and Israel many of our students go on to spend years in Israel and most that is the success of our program it's not just we are giving millions of dollars that are helping children and they're helping other most out directly and these children are getting put into an environment where they can St where they can grow where they can achieve our kids in Israel are doing great right we all know the important so many people go for a gap year in Israel those kids got to the Gap year because they went through our tuition program and now they're spending a year in Israel eating the fruits of the labors that were invested excellent excellent very good presentation so what are you thinking Isaac um first of all each one of you g uh gave great uh presentations thank you very much um rabman I have a question for you how many shabat tones did you think you did in the last year about 15 this is Torah mates Tores all of our all of our shabbaton and we uh you know there's only uh two of them that are strictly for Tor mates but all that are strictly for Tor mates but all of them are focuses and we give preference to any of our participants that would like to come together with the Tor mates clear about that originally I'm just saying you made it sound like everything was ter just cut off rudely before I was able to clarify myself it sounded like Jeb Bush on on the Iraq War knowing what he knows now he may know now he may not try to deflect from the issue at hand is going to say that it's Old Camp and re is going to sell bunny R yeah no okay uhit I have a question for you if I may um this last summer how many campers do you think were um greatly affected by your work so I I there's a very good question how do we what's our success rate and how do we know know that we're successful or not and how how do you gauge it I mean how do you gauge with successful or not so if if you'd like to if you'd like to count the amount of kids we put into yiva I can give you that number but that wouldn't be the the the gauge of success right if you'd like to if if you'd like to know that the amount of kids that worked out with a tremendous love and and and feeling for Judaism on whatever level that they are I'm not going to say 100% cuz anyone that convinces tells you that you're investing your Investments 100% you know that that don't go with them but the the the place is like a Disney World where everyone's happy just like when you go to Disney World the the parking attendant at the at the gate looks happy and you know he's not happy but I use that example um in in the zone everyone's happy and the kids everything is done with a smile with love with warmth and the point is that they can actually grow after Camp to the other programs with the truth of the matter is is the summer experience is 100% the the summer experience the warmth the happiness to Joy that's 100% I I guess I'm picking up where wi is money could say that but I can't say that cuz I'm trying to get your donation I think kravis is trying to say is the way we gauge the success of Camp is as many campers as keep up with the Torah mates that's how successful we know we are I I just want to deflect we would love for again 100% of the campus to keep up with t but I can't tell you that it happens some kids get home some kids get home and the parents say that they're not really interested but again without Camp they never hear about Tor mates or they never hear about tuition thank you rabie Kravitz RAB bman um rabie rman and rabie Kravitz make a very good case and they've been fighting very ferociously to try to get my donation how are you going to convince me that I should give it to you instead because you want to put your money where it really counts and Jewish experience and Feelgood is wonderful but the bottom line is without a Jewish Education and as I said earlier in our previous presentation which you didn't hear um with keeping them in an environment that undermines little for the donor that undermines that undermines what what the the other programs are teaching him they can go to they can go to tour mate the kid can have a tourmate and the kid could be in Camp for two months a year but for 10 months a year they're in environment where they're hanging out with non-jewish kids and they're being inculcated with non-jewish values they're walking down hallways that are promoting all sorts of Lifestyles and all sorts of teachings and all sorts of educational programs that undermine anything Rabbi Kravitz can do in two months is undermine undermined them far less than two months shal how they getting to hear about Torah mates or tuition they don't come they don't just walk in magically to the UR office we need to you know they we need to we need that's wrong one second the adult I'm hanging on one the adults heard about Tor mates and then our torate coordinators convinced them to send their children to Camp that's what they heard about Camp through the how do you keep them there he had all the money in the world I'm sure he would want to support all of us and by the way we don't want this to sound like the opening of the Israeli knesset I watched it last week if you saw that didn't didn't look that pretty but end of the day you want a springboard you want the kids to hear about Ura come to the Zone springboard is a wonderful kids drown let me tell you something let me tell you something you know you know what I'm sitting here and I'm thinking about this and I'm saying you know what's wonderful you know what's truly wonderful that um that Ura has indeed you know you guys are fighting for the funding for Isaac's funding but what's really wonderful is that Ura does actually have all three of these programs and and that's really I think that's the most most important auction but let's see who's getting Isaac's money that's the question here um I'll tell you re wife with your permission I I can't make a decision I don't know what to do here I think you should ask a RV and the RV would tell you give to all three okay then I think I'm going to take the rubs advice I'm going to give each one of you $1,800 for each one of you I just couldn't make a decision each one of you each one of you made a great case and uh I've come to the point where I can't make a decision so it has to be all three oh that is now that is the most uh that is called being decisive with your indecision you know it wasn't like I can't really decide so I'm not giving anybody everything it's more like I can't dis make a decision we'll give you all $1,800 thank you so much for being here thank you so much for your donation and all of you uh out there this evening can call in white 8777 auction you don't have to give $1,800 to each program $5 auction would be uh would be absolutely wonderful and now for a word from our sponsors gornish mid gourish Hangout