The Late Parsha Show! Torah Portion of Vaera!

I couldn't find a celebrity to introduce Philippe our show this week as much as I tried and trust me I tried hey welcome to the partial so welcome to the partial show okay don't say I found my friend Rosie and I consider him a celebrity and he is more than willing to be my celebrity this week thank you very much Rosie we're gonna film this scene later welcome to the light wire oh ok in this week's drama-filled torah portion we witnessed Moses and Aaron confronting Pharaoh and basically telling him that when God said let the Jews go he means business what kind of business well let's just say that this week's Torah portion goes through the first seven of the ten plagues that plagued Egypt big time actually I told you last week that I could wrap the Torah portion for you and that's because my mother wrote the story of Passover in a very cute rack in this week's Torah portion is a very big chunk of the episode of Passover so it makes sense to sing it for you here's an excerpt okay so um sitting here trying to get into that mode of rapping but I don't oh I know how to get into that knowledge no no I'm feeling it mother put Moses in the basket to hide and in the Nile River he took a little ride this pearl outside found Moses in the water guess what everybody she was our starter so Marshall was brought up within the palace wall and addiction into motion may involve he has to run away to a faraway land from a burning bush she was given the command go back to me climb set my people free most of that answer is it has to be me can't even talk right the people there when they are questions it right now there ain't no time to spare so mother came and said comes in let the news though Oh King brown said no OC file said no BdoubleO the L copy all hands to Marcel l.o.v.e Egyptian water was very blood oh he s the frogs were making such a mess I see and be like we're getting very itchy Moshe kept saying has a lot of you grow fast a gentle man changes you know I think I said no Oh Keith Brown said no lions and tigers and bears oh my all the Egyptians laid out of Christ Calcutta dead all around the town over thought the real bad was going down for the blizzard it hurts so bad on banking sours going mad fire a knife two down as hail satin bow scare was allowed well not well-liked animal whale whale as in like wa ILX screaming spectacular lesson in service of God from the plague of blood and the plague of hail first plague and last plague in this week's Torah portion water in the Nile River symbolized the cold and apathetic attitude the Egyptians had towards godliness holiness and spirituality spiritual stuff were needed we know how to enjoy that unfortunately it wasn't and isn't only the Egyptians with this problem by transforming water of the nile river into blood God was in essence saying change your cold apathetic attitude to life life holiness holiness is like symbolized by blood blood is the vitality and warmth of a person this lesson for us Jews we must realize that holiness is our life you're a Jew your holy you should be warm with this holiness the hail was the combination of the two opposites of fire and ice the outside being ice and inside of the ice fire its materiality it's what's on the outside it's the world that we could be cold and apathetic towards but the purpose of the world the meaning of life spirituality holiness our connection with God that is the warmest thing and that is where our vitality and energy and our fire should be good job thank you for tuning into whether he cheap-ass sad we love Pharaoh up today's weather soon first urgent report happy birthday snares almond white tops Immelt a bit now about the weather motifs is saying it's going to be raining fire and ice tomorrow make sure you take cover I'm not even sure our house [Music] and that should be on fire