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listen to the story so a lady came to my
house
and exactly there she sat down she said
her wallet
i have to ask you something i'm like
okay sure she says my daughter will make
up the name my daughter rocco
was a really good girl she had a best
friend miriam
and rocco and miriam were in in high
school together
and they were from
sneers they didn't talk to boys
they're both very good girls they did
well in school she said
they're out of school right now seven
years
my daughter is going out with a
non-jewish guy
doesn't keep kosher doesn't keep shabbos
doesn't do anything
her friend who was mamish there were
like buddies
she's in a thrill married to a credible
guy she has two kids
brother wallistein how did that happen
how does that happen two friends
graduated together
in the same place both from my
daughter's with a guy
doesn't keep anything and her best
friend
is married to a kyle guy in israel he
what does that show want from me
what's her question okay and i thought
about russ and arpa
two girls same place
and today and and and and a few years
later
one's the great grandmother of david
melvin the other one's the the
the mother of a of a giant plishti
how does that happen i got the perfect
story for you to explain it
so there was a king and always in the
mattress kings had beautiful daughters
the message never said a king had an
ugly daughter there's no such thing
because
in the marriages the king is our shaman
we're the daughter we're beautiful
so anyway there's a king around who had
this daughter
and he wanted to get a up for her
but there were thousands of guys that
wanted to marry her she was beautiful
and she was rich and whoever marries her
becomes the prince of one day the king
so the king didn't know what to do who
who who whose resume should he take
he said you know what we're gonna make a
contest
and he builds a tower a thousand steps
high
and each step is not a little step
crazy wide and he tells he makes an
announcement to the country
whoever wants to marry my daughter who's
single
two days as the sun sets
there's going to be a race up my new
tower
and wherever by sunrise the next morning
gets to the top gets to princess
but if you don't make it to the top you
get nothing
it's not like who wins the race who gets
to the top
first but if you don't get to the top
you don't get nothing
okay everyone's excited i'm gonna get
the princess and
right comes sun setting
thousand guys are running are gonna run
up the steps everybody wants the
princess
sun sets and the race begins
but there are a lot of guys that were
totally very overweight
and extremely out of shape and they only
could make 100 steps and they couldn't
breathe anymore
but they're guys they don't want to say
like i'm fat and i can't breathe and i'm
out of shape and i can't do this so they
had to make up a story
so they started a story that ah there's
no
princess there's no princess in the top
of the tower
nobody can make it up there it's a trick
and the king in the morning is going to
sit with all his friends
at the bottom of the steps and laugh
their brains off at all the idiots that
are running up the steps
we can't make it it's just a joke
there's no princess he's not getting to
a princess because a guy
can go up the steps he wants someone
educated
handsome this doesn't make any sense i'm
telling you
the whole thing's made up because they
didn't want to say that they can't
breathe
and this is going on the whole night as
as guys were out of shape and they
couldn't breathe
they're making up the story and the
whole rumor was going and everyone's
like you know what
it's true we're only up to the 400 step
and there's only a few hours left
it is impossible it's impossible so it's
true the king is gonna it's just a joke
so let's get out of here because we
don't want to be the fools and everybody
starts running down
everybody's running down the steps
except for the two guys that are in the
best shape
and they're on the 700th step
and there's only one hour left and
there's no way
you could do 300 steps in an hour
because the whole night took them to get
it to the 700th step
so turns to maishi the two of them with
only two left and he says maishi
let's not be suckers this whole thing
is a joke because we didn't stop running
and we're only at the seven on step and
he said if you don't get to the top
you don't get the princess anyway so he
knew it was impossible there's nobody
faster than us
i think they're right i think and the
sun's gonna come up and the king and his
friends are gonna be laughing at the two
guys the two idiots
that thought they could make it so let's
get out of here
we can run down in an hour we can run
down in an hour
and go we'll teach the king a lesson
we're all his friends we're gonna be
looking at steps that are empty
one way she says
nope i'm not running down.
says what are you talking about i'm
telling you the whole thing's a joke
like she says i'm going to keep going so
what are you going to keep going
you're not even going to make it to the
800th step he says
i have to tell you something i worked
for the king for five years
in the castle there's two things you
need to know about this king
one he has no
sense of humor he doesn't make
jokes this is definitely not a joke he
don't laugh
and he don't make jokes so this is not a
joke
yeah but we can't make it we can't make
it he says the second thing about the
king
he never lies ever ever in five years
one thing we all know
if he says something it's true
so i don't understand what's going on
here there's something we don't know
but it's not a joke and it's not a lie
time says might she you wanna be the
only guy left here
i'm gonna be on the bottom laughing at
you too and he turns around
and he runs as fast as he can down the
steps
and like she's standing there by himself
and he's looking up at the top of the
tower and he's like
i know the king king don't make jokes
king word is aware but
but i can't get up there in an hour you
know what
maybe because i'm the only guy left the
king will break his rule
and let me marry her because i got the
highest
maybe so i'm going to keep going i'm
going to use that hour that i have left
and i'm going to keep going wherever i
get do i get to but at least i did my
best
and he takes the story changed my life
and he takes the next step
on the 70th first step and there's a
trigger
it's a movable step and it triggers and
all of a sudden the steps in front of
him
open up and an elevator comes out
and meanwhile he turns and his friend is
chugging down
kind of chugging down the steps because
he doesn't want to be up there and he
screams to him
oh my gosh him
elevator time's running down he hears
oh my god my friend mike she fell off
the steps
he's chugging chugging
he gets it to the elevator
there's a rose bottle champagne two
glasses two candles
and a button that says p on it letter p
and he says oh that's cool penthouse
princess i'm not sure
and he pushes it and the doors close
elevator goes underneath the steps and
there's a track
like an express train this thing is
zooming
comes up to the top the doors open as
the sun
is beginning to rise he steps out of the
elevator
and girls as he steps out of the
elevator to the top
floor his friend steps off
the last step on the bottom
two guys in the same place in the same
moment
and now an hour later
one is at the top
and one is not even on the bottom he's
totally off the steps
and he opens the door and standing there
is the most beautiful woman
he ever in his life dreamt of
and she says thank you
so much for making it
and he looks at her and says i'm a
farm i'm a peasant you're the princess
no thank you
she goes no you don't understand
my father said that if no one makes it i
will be stuck
up here for the rest of my life by
myself
and i saw the two of you on the 700 step
and i knew the elevator was intended but
i wasn't allowed to interfere and i saw
the two of you talking i'm like
stop just one more step i was thinking
she couldn't yell
she wasn't allowed to do that but she
was like i was praying take one more
step and then your friend turned around
and he started running down i'm like
whoever that guy is on the seventh step
please don't turn around cause if you
turn around i'm stuck here for the rest
of my life
and you took the next step thank
you so much
and by the way there's something my
father didn't tell anyone
because he thought maybe more than one
guy would make it
i want to introduce you to someone up
here that's with me he says
who's here with you she says i have a
twin sister
that was for the second guy and he runs
to the door
and he screams all the way down a
thousand step
try him twin sister
and kind of hears oh my god he fell
again
crime is nothing
and why she has everything
so i told this story to the parent of
this girl that's off the darach and i
said
tell me you tell me i don't want to tell
you you tell me
what's the difference between hayam and
maishi
why did one guy give up
and one guy keep going there's only
one difference girls anyone know the
difference
come on swat girls what's the difference
between the two
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what'd you say hey what he gave up on
himself
oh come on
everybody who's watching ontario i know
the answer
what's the difference between the two
what you got it must be my niece
one knew the king one didn't
one knew the king's not a joker and not
a liar
the other one had no idea no
relationship with the king
so i said to this lady i said it might
have looked like
that the two of them were in school
basiaco graduated
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the other girl knew the king your
daughter did not
that's the difference you can go through
school the whole time
do your subjects get 100 be
valedictorian you have no relationship
with hashem
you're a subject matter person if you
know the king
the king is not a joker hashem is not a
joker he doesn't have a sense of humor
and his word is the word
so if the king tells you you can do it
you can do it
you