The FIRST EVER Passover Program (Sinai Desert 1250 BCE)

Hi everyone. Welcome to Desert Getaways. As many of you know, this is the first time we're doing this program, so please bear with us. You all should have received your programs, and I'm here to answer any of your questions. >> When it's in Pesach in the desert, I thought it'd be more like Arizona. Mhm. Like Bilmore or something. >> By the way, I just want to let you know, some of the other guests are complaining that they wanted to go back [music] to Egypt. I just We want you to do well. We're trying to help you. You didn't hear it from me, but it was Sarah Rosenberg from Merrick. Thank you for letting me know. >> So, what's the food situation? >> Yeah, is there like a tea room or something? >> There's no tea room. No tea room. We have mun, and that's it. >> Just mun? >> Just mun. Actually, I had it. It's not bad. The caterer said it could taste like anything you want. >> Really? >> Full disclosure, the mun might be kitniyot. >> I knew it. Too good to be true. >> Listen, I checked with the caterer. He said he might be able to bring some dead birds. >> So, this program is basically non-gebrochts? Is that what you're saying? >> were slaves last week. >> Okay. Next time, we should advertise that. I'm trying to make this right for [music] you. >> Cheryl stayed back in Egypt and got a chef. Smart. Very. Okay, anyway, listen. We're boiling, and we have little kids. Is there like a pool? >> Splash pad? Something like that? >> said he's going to talk to some rocks. Rocks? >> And if that doesn't work, he's going to hit them. >> So, there's no pool? >> Unfortunately, there's no pool and no splash pads. >> No pool? It's un- unbelievable. How could you have a program without a pool? That's crazy. >> you have a program without a pool? I'm trying my best here. >> I'm sorry, the website showed that there was a massive pool, like a sea or something. >> splitting open. >> Yeah, yeah. It was kind of a one-time thing. >> Is there like a beach we can just go to? We have a shuttle. >> There's a shuttle? Oh my god. Oh my god. We're not going to take a shuttle to the beach. We have small kids with us, okay? I brought a Bugaboo Donkey. >> Oh my god. You have a Bugaboo Donkey? >> Yeah, it's great. I'll send you a link. >> Oh my god, please. >> What's the beverages situation? Is there a bar? >> What rock do I have to smash for a Dr. Brown's Black Cherry? >> I'm trying my best here. >> Also, why does that rock have a yellow cap? It's [music] just weird. >> You should know, we're very honored to have in our program as scholar in residence our rabbi, Moshe Rabbeinu. Pretty big deal. It's not easy to get. >> I actually heard he's not a very good speaker. >> Really? >> Yeah, big list. >> Oh, like Danny DeVito. Worse. Hi. Brother's good. That reminds me, we're a little bit short-staffed. We lost a couple Kohanim. >> You lost some Kohanim? Don't ask. What happened? >> Consumed by a divine fire. >> Ooh. Have you ever seen Raiders of the Lost Ark? Yeah. Yeah, Nebuchadnezzar. You know, Spielberg was on Arizona. I heard. Please make sure you drink responsibly. >> Okay, I need to tell my husband what the davening situation is. >> There's only one official minyan in the Mishkan. [music] >> I heard there's a breakaway with a golden calf and a great kiddush. >> I'd advise against it. >> Whatever. I'll let my husband decide. What [music] about Chol Hamoed activities? Anything to do? >> There's a day trip to the pyramids. >> want to think about work right now. Can we at least have that magic show again? You know, bring back some of the Maccas. >> Oh, the animals are fun? >> No. >> Maybe even that last one. My oldest is driving me crazy. Does not stop with that iPad. He just keeps asking for it. I said, "No screen time." >> Yeah, that's a plague in itself. I'll see what I can do. >> Any sort of fitness program, yoga, Pilates? What's going on? >> You just crossed an entire sea. >> so glad I got that in before Pesach. >> Oh my god. >> Okay, quick question. Second day Chol Hamoed, is the spying expedition to Canaan kid-friendly? >> There may be giants there. I'm told they're scary. >> Okay, well, my youngest is afraid of giants. Ridiculous. Any other entertainment, music or something? >> During the Chol Hamoed party, we have Simcha Lainer. >> Simcha Lainer? Oh. >> My kids like Mordy Shapiro. Same. You couldn't get Eitan Shapiro? He's like local. >> No. Whatever. I'm sorry. >> By the way, when is the rabbi coming back? We've been waiting like forever. Where did he go? >> He climbed up a mountain. So, there is cardio. >> He said he had an important meeting. [music] Something about a rulebook. >> Rulebook? >> care what he says, I'm still eating out dairy. >> anything else that I can help you with? >> Okay, well, this is ridiculous. By the way, next year we should just go to Israel. Mhm. That's going to take about 40 years. Florida. You heard they canceled Guatemala? Oh my god. >> It's a tough business.