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[Music]
hey welcome to another episode of kosher
vids today we will be playing a game
in which one participant tells a joke to
the other participant whoever laughs
first is out
i hope you bear through because it's
gonna be painful round
one oh what's up what's your name my
name is your ear
you're coming nice what is the
computer's favorite snack
computer chips
[Laughter]
what did one volcano say to another
i don't know i love you
how can you tell a vampire has a cold
she starts coughing like
okay my turn what building in new york
has the most stories
the twin towers the public library oh my
god you're insane
what's worse than finding a worm in your
apple
what's worse than finding a worm yeah i
don't know yeah
what if you find a half a worm
[Laughter]
you don't get it what water cannot
freeze
uh inside
was that what water cannot freeze uh
water cannot freeze hot water
what that's not true though
how are false teeth like stars
they come out at night
what
what falls in winter but never gets hurt
leaves snow shoot i was so close
like element off how does a scientist
freshen her breath
with experiments
that is so dumb
why don't elephants chew gum
they do but not in public
round two and how's it going how are you
greg
how are you let's start go first what
did one play say to the other play
dinner's on me
are you good what sound do you hear
when a cowboy breaks the barrier
cowboy boom cowboom
why did the student eat his homework i
don't know
because the teacher told him it was a
piece of cake
what is loud and crunchy a potato chip
a rocket chip i don't get that
next two pickles fell out of a jar
what did the other one say to the other
pickle
no idea deal with it
good what's the witch's favorite
subject in school math
spelling think
what do you call a guy with a rubber toe
roberto
why does a seagull flat crack
why does a seagull
crack why does a seagull fly over the
seat
i don't it's because because
if it flew over the bay it would be a
bagel
you win round
three hi how are you
good nice to meet you what's your name
our mayor shma oh nice my name is akiba
balsam nice to meet you yeah
you're not gonna crack up right no of
course not
what do you call an old snowman
water
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what did the wolf see when he stubbed
his toe
what ouch
painful what did zero say to eight
seven eight nine nice belt
what did one turn another toilet what
you look flushed
it's not funny i think it's hilarious
what do you call a sleeping bull
a bulldozer
why didn't the orange win the race
why it ran out of juice
what happened when the skunk was in
court
the judge said order in court odor
in court
why did johnny throw the clock out of a
window why
do you want to see time fly
okay
you win well
that was that hope you enjoyed we're out
you
