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Taking my talents to OIC Mizrachi.
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Taking my talents to OIC Mizrachi.
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Oh, is that another Jewish Instagrammer
with no credentials telling us to go
vote in the WZO elections? Yeah, that's
exactly what it is. Why haven't you
voted yet? It's so easy. You're watching
this on iPhone, so you have $5. You're
going to go to the website. You're going
to click on make an account. You're
going to enter your email address. And
then you're going to put your password
in. The only password you've ever made,
the one with all your kids initials, #1,
and it's going to say, "Sorry, this
password is incorrect." So, you're going
to click on reset password. You're going
to enter in the same password because
you want it to be the same as all your
other passwords because why should China
only be able to hack into your bank
account and not your WO election thing.
Then you're going to get a message,
sorry, you can't use this password. This
is your old password that you tried 15
seconds ago. So, you're going to throw
your laptop against the wall. After you
make an account, you're going to go to
vote and you're going to have to click a
box that says, I'm a Zionist. At this
point, a lot of you are going to have an
existential crisis. I know you do in at
a moderately yes in the five towns and
your whole family wears Christian
Louisboutuitton heels in the citadel and
you're probably thinking oh I'm tooish
to vote in WO elections like I'm not a
Zionist. You're watching this video
which probably means that I came up on
your wife's for you page and knowing my
demographic it probably also means that
you spent the whole pesak by the pool at
PGA shoving kinwasushi down your throat.
You have bigger problems than checking a
box that says you're a Zionist and
voting in this election. In closing,
vote OIC Misrai slate 5. I checked all
the slates. It's the number one slate.
It's the slateiest of all the slates in
this whole slate business. I voted for
them. You should vote for them. Wo. I'm
going to link the website somewhere here
or here. Go make an account. Visi. And I
will see you next time on how you can
help the Jews with $5.