Gefilte Fish asked an AI to write a Purim script and... well here's how it went @CreativeJudaism

foreign [Music] Ty fish this Zoom meeting better be important I was in the middle of preparing for Purim yeah and I was in the middle of waiting here since yesterday because I misread the invite and also because sometimes I just hang out in your private Zoom room waiting for you to show up oh it's important do you have the documents I sent via ubereats yeah I got it but it looks like complete nonsense and mine smells like pizza it's not nonsense it's a sample script for valuable video content that could make you millions of cents of AD revenue and it was completely free to create because I generated it with this brand new AI the AI turns out scripts we shoot them post them and then we make Bank that's why it doesn't make any sense because it's a bunch of gobbledygook put together by a computer computer it's a i artificial intelligence and it's gonna make us rich yeah you also said that about those nfts you had me take out cash advances on my credit cards so I could invest in yeah and I can't find anybody who will trade using that fish coin cryptocurrency you made me buy not even on the darkest corners of the dark web yeah this is different it's the next big thing and we're gonna ride it to the moon baby now let's do a table read you each read your parts and I'll read the screen Direction and also the lines for the surprise bonus character oh the AI added a bonus character I hope it's a robot wait no maybe that would be a sign that the robot Invasion has begun I hope it's not a robot fine let's just do this quickly so I can go back to peeling the stickers off of all the shark one is bags I got last year so I can reuse them again this year all right let's do this and just remember every single word of this was written by an actual AI you ready hello everyone and welcome to the it's a goodoozy show today we are going to talk about Purim the most joyous holiday of the Jewish year hi Rabbi icha I'm so excited for Purim I have my hamantashin ready and everything that's wonderful jono what a hamantasian almentation they are these delicious triangular cookies that we eat on Purim they have different fillings inside like poppy seed apricot chocolate or cheese I see and why do we eat amantages while some say they represent haman's ears or hat because he was the bad guy who wanted to destroy the Jews and some say that they represent Esther's hidden Identity or mordechai's strength I feel funny about this it's not entirely accurate but it could be who knows well I know I'm a rabbi and it's not accurate do you want to start raking in that sweet sweet ad revenue or not why did the AI give me all the boring lines well I guess it's trying to be informative and it's just giving you all the good parts if by good you mean boring let's continue interesting and what kind of filling do you like best oh I like them all but my favorite is robot robot what do you mean robot oh I'm sorry I wasn't reading the script oh no that's what it says robot what do you mean robot I guess it actually knew what I was gonna say that's pretty impressive you know robot that metal thing that can talk and move and do stuff jono you can't put a robot inside of a cookie sure you can look Jano shows a hamantash with a tiny robot sticking out of it what Jesus you were right this is the best script ever hello I am a hummintash robot please eat me the robots start shooting lasers at itchy lasers oh sorry I wasn't reading the script ah jono where did you get this robot I made it myself I thought it would be fun the robot flies out of the cookie and chases its hair around come back here you must eat me okay I think I've read enough of this this is ridiculous what what's wrong with it it's just a bunch of stuff that sounds like it could be us but it's all smushed together in an illogical way it just doesn't make any sense I don't know if you don't pay close attention or are neurologically unable to pay close attention to anything ever it kinda sounds like maybe it sort of makes sense kind of that's exactly what I mean it technically all fits together and there are elements of a story in it and some things that sort of sound like meaningful ideas but it doesn't add up at the end of the day it's just a bunch of things strung together that kind of sound like a story Oh you mean like the megillah what ooh Magilla burn what are you talking about the mcgilla is an incredible story it's like a Hollywood Thriller with plot twists and Intrigue and hidden identities and very high stakes and you're in film school jono you should be able to appreciate that actually Rabbi I turned in the Purim story as a screenplay writing assignment in film school earlier this year and my professor accused me of having an AI generated ooh Film School burn what no I don't understand did he say why he told me he couldn't figure out who the protagonist was and any of the people that it could have been didn't show up until several pages into the script he also told me that it spent a lot of times on drapes and party details and stuff and the inciting incident where Queen vashi gets executed was only like a line he also told me that the part where Queen Esther throws a party and then nothing happens and then she throws another party and then something happens was clearly an AI Loop come to think of it after humming and his sons get executed it it just keeps on going it feels like the obvious obvious resolution kind of like an AI just kept on going until it used up the amount of tokens it had available for a response and honestly why not more eyeball time means more ad Revenue right right that actually makes perfect sense good look you say the McGinley reads like a story written by an artificial intelligence right well my professor said that but he was forced to resign and flee to France last month so he could be wrong no no your professor was right about the mcgilla sounding like it's AI generated not about whatever he did that made him have to resign the fleet of France it's also clear to me now see Purim is named after the lottery then Homan made to randomly pick the date and he was going to destroy the Jews he knew then according to how things normally worked even when Jews were persecuted we always managed to make it through so we decided to leave things up to random chance the miracle was that even when things seem meaningless and random the Jews still made it through okay even when life seems so random that it feels like an artificial intelligence is writing the plot Hashem is really in charge behind the scenes and taking care of us can we go back to reading about the hamantashan robot I really want to know where his character Arc is going that's the thing jono you could keep on reading that script forever and you'll never find a satisfying character out for the hamantasian robot oh man it's meaningless nonsense strung together in a way that's supposed to make you feel like it's not meaningless but it is but that's okay a lot of things in life seem meaningless but Purim teaches us that even in the most confusing senseless situations we can trust that we'll be okay and even more than that we can find ways to be happy and even rejoice so does that mean we are going ahead with generating dozens of meaningless videos each day no absolutely not oh come on come on all right guys I've got a heart out in about 30 seconds so I gotta bounce you're gonna try to build a hamentashian robot out of toilet paper tubes and pipe cleaners aren't you jono yes sir bye