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POV - Bees on Succos #comedy #shorts #sketchcomedy #jewishholidays #sukkot
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Oh my god, I love this time of year.
Sukkot is like my favorite holiday. It's
a free-for-all.
>> Last year I got stuck in a dish of
honey. Literally couldn't get out.
Gained so much weight that Yom Tov.
>> I remember that.
>> god, that was bad.
>> Sometimes I just love like like swimming
inside of like a cup of Coke. It's like
I'm at the beach.
>> only swim in diet.
>> know about you guys, but I am going to
town on the challah crumbs. I totally
binge. It's terrible, but I love it.
>> My fatal
>> I love carbs.
>> My fatal flaw.
>> They often leave it left over on the
table and I just go ape.
When they get up to go to wash.
>> Opportunity!
>> I love that grape juice remnants.
>> Give it to me chilled.
>> Oh, that Kedem when it's cold.
Down my esophagus!
>> One time they had Welches. Disgusting.
>> Ugh.
>> Like what are they reformed?
>> Is that even kosher?
>> You know what I love to do? Fly around
by a frum cousin who like won't kill you
or trap you cuz it's Yom Tov.
>> Oh my god, yeah. Oh, they wouldn't even
show me when they were dating, but all
of a sudden now two frum to trap a bee.
>> That only Simchas Torah pic when they
got engaged standing shoulder to
shoulder.
>> No one's buying it.
>> Ugh, I hope we don't bump into those
lantern flies this year.
>> Ooh, I went to the beach in Deal in
August. They were covered everywhere.
>> Apparently you're allowed to kill those.
>> Oh yeah?
>> The head of the invasive.
>> Oh yeah, I saw the rabbi sent out an
email.
>> Remember last year when Shaindy stung
that toddler?
>> Ugh, poor Shaindy.
>> For after Yom Tov I miss
>> Hey, she did it for the queen.
>> Yaz, queen.
>> You know what's hilarious? This one
house I go to, they're also scared of
the bumblebees.
>> [laughter]
>> They don't even have stingers. They're
not even real bees.
>> Talk about as a Jew bees.
>> There's this one guy who needs an EpiPen
that I fly around with. I love to mess
with him. He freaks out.
>> [laughter]
>> That's awful.
>> It's like
who's going to die, you or me?
I love pestering like the wife and just
hanging around her and she's like I'm
going inside and the husband's like
>> You're not even hired anyway. When
[laughter] you It's none of your
business.
>> By the way, good hack. I always find a
family that eats in the sukkah on
Shemini Atzeret. Bonus meal. You're
welcome.
>> What about those annoying families who
don't go inside to wash?
What do you
>> Very hard to get a bite in in situation.
>> You know my cousin in Florida said that
they have air conditioners in their
sukkah?
>> Okay.
>> I had this wimpy family last year. One
drop of rain, they go inside.
>> to go to Chabad families. They'll stay
outside for everything.
>> Also, is it just me or has the s'chach
gotten thicker?
>> No, it's just you.
>> You calling me fat?
>> I'm not calling you skinny.
>> Okay, miss GLP-1. Back in the day with
plastic panels and blue tarp, I could
get in easy. Now it's like a freaking
fortress.
>> And I had a question, when did CDs
become sukkah decorations?
>> Yeah, my cousin broke a wing on a Now
That's What I Call Music 35.
>> Oh, really? I have someone you should
see.
>> Oh, please.
>> Yeah, I have a wingman. He does amazing
work. You can't even tell. Cuz you know
those ones that fly around, it's like
>> Mhm, yeah, you can tell.
>> You do it wrong, you do it twice.
>> Any plans for Chol HaMoed?
>> Yeah, I might sting an NCSY kid at Six
Flags.
>> Ugh, they take over the whole park. So
annoying.
>> a good look.
>> What about you?
>> Actually, believe it or not, my kid's
side has school.
>> Lucky.
>> What about you? What are you doing?
>> Oh, we're actually going to Israel for
second days.
>> Really? Oh my god. Actually, I have a
whole suitcase of pollen. I need you to
take for me.
>> Pollen?
>> Pollen.
>> Correct.