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POV - Bees on Succos #comedy #shorts #sketchcomedy #jewishholidays #sukkot

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Oh my god, I love this time of year. Sukkot is like my favorite holiday. It's a free-for-all. >> Last year I got stuck in a dish of honey. Literally couldn't get out. Gained so much weight that Yom Tov. >> I remember that. >> god, that was bad. >> Sometimes I just love like like swimming inside of like a cup of Coke. It's like I'm at the beach. >> only swim in diet. >> know about you guys, but I am going to town on the challah crumbs. I totally binge. It's terrible, but I love it. >> My fatal >> I love carbs. >> My fatal flaw. >> They often leave it left over on the table and I just go ape. When they get up to go to wash. >> Opportunity! >> I love that grape juice remnants. >> Give it to me chilled. >> Oh, that Kedem when it's cold. Down my esophagus! >> One time they had Welches. Disgusting. >> Ugh. >> Like what are they reformed? >> Is that even kosher? >> You know what I love to do? Fly around by a frum cousin who like won't kill you or trap you cuz it's Yom Tov. >> Oh my god, yeah. Oh, they wouldn't even show me when they were dating, but all of a sudden now two frum to trap a bee. >> That only Simchas Torah pic when they got engaged standing shoulder to shoulder. >> No one's buying it. >> Ugh, I hope we don't bump into those lantern flies this year. >> Ooh, I went to the beach in Deal in August. They were covered everywhere. >> Apparently you're allowed to kill those. >> Oh yeah? >> The head of the invasive. >> Oh yeah, I saw the rabbi sent out an email. >> Remember last year when Shaindy stung that toddler? >> Ugh, poor Shaindy. >> For after Yom Tov I miss >> Hey, she did it for the queen. >> Yaz, queen. >> You know what's hilarious? This one house I go to, they're also scared of the bumblebees. >> [laughter] >> They don't even have stingers. They're not even real bees. >> Talk about as a Jew bees. >> There's this one guy who needs an EpiPen that I fly around with. I love to mess with him. He freaks out. >> [laughter] >> That's awful. >> It's like who's going to die, you or me? I love pestering like the wife and just hanging around her and she's like I'm going inside and the husband's like >> You're not even hired anyway. When [laughter] you It's none of your business. >> By the way, good hack. I always find a family that eats in the sukkah on Shemini Atzeret. Bonus meal. You're welcome. >> What about those annoying families who don't go inside to wash? What do you >> Very hard to get a bite in in situation. >> You know my cousin in Florida said that they have air conditioners in their sukkah? >> Okay. >> I had this wimpy family last year. One drop of rain, they go inside. >> to go to Chabad families. They'll stay outside for everything. >> Also, is it just me or has the s'chach gotten thicker? >> No, it's just you. >> You calling me fat? >> I'm not calling you skinny. >> Okay, miss GLP-1. Back in the day with plastic panels and blue tarp, I could get in easy. Now it's like a freaking fortress. >> And I had a question, when did CDs become sukkah decorations? >> Yeah, my cousin broke a wing on a Now That's What I Call Music 35. >> Oh, really? I have someone you should see. >> Oh, please. >> Yeah, I have a wingman. He does amazing work. You can't even tell. Cuz you know those ones that fly around, it's like >> Mhm, yeah, you can tell. >> You do it wrong, you do it twice. >> Any plans for Chol HaMoed? >> Yeah, I might sting an NCSY kid at Six Flags. >> Ugh, they take over the whole park. So annoying. >> a good look. >> What about you? >> Actually, believe it or not, my kid's side has school. >> Lucky. >> What about you? What are you doing? >> Oh, we're actually going to Israel for second days. >> Really? Oh my god. Actually, I have a whole suitcase of pollen. I need you to take for me. >> Pollen? >> Pollen. >> Correct.