Explaining the Jewish Holiday Schedule to your Boss…

David congratulations you came highly recommended welcome to the company uh we have Jonah over here who's going to show you around and get you acquainted we'll get you started here and get you set up uh early September like after Labor Day do you have any questions for us and does that timetable work for you actually I'm going to need a few days off in September for religious holidays you understand totally cool we like what is it rash Ro Jon is Jewish right yeah yeah I had Bar Mitzvah you do that one right they all do yeah yeah take a day off two days two days two days it's one day it's two days hey I know it's really important and I I've had a lot of Jewish friends a lot of Jewish friends so many Jewish friends okay that's totally cool it's just three days in September that's fine that's fine yeah rashishana yamor so after those like main holidays you're good to come in well there's a holiday called soup coat I've never heard of that one this is new to me Jonah is that a thing Festival of the Tabernacle I don't know you build a Hut outside and you eat H well that's 5 days that's not such an issue okay so 5 days in September and and it's worky work time after those two days you're coming in and we're good to go right well there's another holiday after that oo what is that the same holiday first two days and then the last two days but it's a different holiday what do you do on that one so you know the Torah the Torah that's their Bible right we dance you dance with it dance with the with the Bible we're very Progressive here so Progressive we accept anything we love having all kinds of people and all I think the next one is what Hanukkah that's not a problem yeah hanuk is no problem great so you'll be in the office actually every Friday in the winter I'm going to need to leave mad early the entire winter that's fine it's fine wow um it's fine because then when you get home you'll work from home actually you're not logged in completely offline completely offline we can call you text we can't call okay okay I want to leave early on Friday we have the holidays we got a couple more holidays you can come in for Hanukkah we get through the winter and then after the winter is done you're coming to work I'm going to need a couple weeks in the spring a couple of weeks couple of weeks in the spring did we already signed his contract I did I did I did brilliant can he work can he work I don't think he work out they work for free we're paying this guy take me with you it's a lot it's a lot to take in a lot I'm looking forward to you starting when you start and get here and if there's anything sorry hi what oh my god really okay I'll talk I love you talk to you later so what's your paternity leave situation wow oh