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Shmorg 9: Shmorg Classics - Fiveish Live
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come to that time of the year once again
Boras annual auction 2010 we're so glad
you could join us wherever you are it's
the auction where five dollars go very
very far I'm five ish the $5 guy and I'm
back so pull up a chair and take out a
good snack here's your chance to win
doodles of valuable prizes which come in
all colors styles shapes and sizes let's
check out some of our awesome prizes get
touring get shopping it pulls by the
mystery every square inch is steep in
our very own history
okay like OMG this is such an awesome
prize I just came back from Eric's trial
I really want to go back so much I mean
it's so amazing to be able to walk on
the same street where Moshe Rabbeinu did
if I win it I'll probably have to buy a
new tehilim lol my old one got soaked by
the KO so when I went there from benefi
an Arab us Arabic a base I heard in this
chair from Rabbi Orlowski
that it's a school official of him to
give a home of your money tomorrow out
there so I was gonna buy a lot of
tickets to burette anyway my friend was
21 and she couldn't find his chitta and
then he put in money by the radio side
and got engaged like three days later
your car needs some fixing before it's
all junk with 2900 at the mechanic man
no matter what you just got to remember
that the Kurdish bar who loves you man
like for real and it's like totally real
and movie way I mean even if you've done
like you have said man there's
you just got to feel with them you feel
that no you kind of learn to feel it
dude feelings that doesn't happen man
straight up the prize I'm putting in for
is a car repair cuz right now that'd be
like really cool besides curing I am so
down with that man
I mean hook me up with some bona fide
cure of any time and I am there yeah
buddy
kirisaki I'm a chum loves it yeah she's
holy wow you feeling this here I got a
book on this I know how about one on
cure for it up keep rubbin shmear
Shabbos Chris Cassius carousing I'm
fixing cars but whatever you want it's
good he's adorable
she aureus and just full of zeal stock
up veggies and toys and bananas to peel
wella every year we definitely wait
anxiously now maybe your earnestly is a
better word a further aura auction
leaflet and of this year the prize that
are really grabbed both Debbie and I was
was the monkey I mean we really feel we
connect with this on so many levels but
with monkeys being an endangered species
and with the concerns of global warming
taking this a circle pint accord into
our home and providing for it would be a
unique experience it's also something
that will help our children learn about
their world because both Debbie and I
highly value education as you can see by
the many books behind me that are of
equal height in color
have you hankered to be like your
great-uncle Zuba who masterfully played
lovely tunes on his tuba 3000 and
lessons will teach you a skill from
diving to flying each one is a thrill
heck my back is killing me
prizes who needs these prizes what's
going on in here garrovick fun dirty not
matter Dima hits earth let me tell you
something when I was a young man if I've
given degress 2000 against Virginia in
in Portsmouth let me tell you there was
at this time the artist and a matzo
given in Portsmouth there was two souls
a running event from the Americana
mention Hamza is Indian hi I'm a
hoo-ha and we would go there who
would go there oh no no not me I
wouldn't go this was not from me as they
are beneath us and coach Troy is an
essence or trunk maybe once a year to
get from mr. Houston who is telling the
hassanis people go across a single
matter of fact they often dodge this
here and there I've darling whoo hohoho
let me tell you when I was a husband
over there one time I think it was first
night because they had to close off the
whole street
Newhall is getting in Alex became him at
the police I event the fire logistic
given the posting event now there are
skinfinish Force down there cognizant
whoo-whoo I was singing
now another teenager anymore
I could use these prized lessons to have
cartoonist lessons and get back to where
I was
hahaha module is a module of iha
delicious what i'm talking about me at
the fair as me I need suck me I only
have two fat as they are lately yeah I'm
talking about cartwheels and backflips
Oh a happy day
your debt has packed up and is speeding
away we'll put you back in the black
$5,000 worth and make your life carefree
and just full of Merton
my dad sent me many little barrel action
Saluda and ink marker i am the eggman
eat hummus trio has there any Aguilar
has the lobby's really officially yet
sansan the Mossad I and I'm good ol me
miss Packard Sokolov that's your money
buffet a reamer Thalia we wrote seem
senator burr my auction man it's a
little a vote the tariffs time Michelle
man you want I should speak in British
English also that work no problem I
speak in English a bit elite what can I
say
I must working from come Tel Aviv I have
much debit
na one prices to pay this debit yyu
snobbish mo na hito Kazan TB tuba Thumma
Kalla lord pam pam karate hilarity wish
me Laura Annie observe Java Papa we see
one of many free gifts with your $250
donation there's something for you no
matter what your occupation choose from
Hill Keshava sperm or toys for the kids
or perhaps accusin hurt stainless steel
pots with lids
the more that you donate the more gifts
you'll be sent and at aura every raffle
ticket is money well spent
don't forget our bonus prizes a free
entry for you win a shopping spree
make a wish or 25,000 cash to you get
free entry with your $36 donation or
more to miss the excitement that ORS
auction has in store how do you enter
it's a walk in the park entering a time
or visit online or give us a call we'll
take in your order in no time at all
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