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[Music] in CUC is sponsored by flush go spice make everyday of Luschka day not to prove from asking some somebody have the excessive use may cause dizziness like spontaneous thinking hi coachman who dead you're a girl welcome to Inka I am the agony today we are preparing my famous goulash and for special surprises I am going to share with you my secret ingredients the secret ingredient eat we interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin from renews we now have a breaking news report from Brooklyn New York we are receiving unconfirmed reports that a have rusa tumult has broken out mids man in yeshiva base Henshaw again we want to stress that these reports are as of yet unconfirmed for more on this story as it develops we go to renews senior correspondent Jeff Miller live in Brooklyn Jeff oh yeah five ish at this point we still go very little but my sources inside base venture tell me that indeed if I'm lucid come on has broken out it's not this time you have no idea how big the trouble is or what caused it only that it was entirely unexpected five is we're going to move toward base henge right now to see if maybe we can find out some more so we're just trying to maneuver ourselves closer to base Hansa here and as you can see I mean the tunnel is excuse me it's just it's just astounding we're just gonna try some use me chinchilla did smear this woman is actually a neighbor to the yeshiva so tell us what you know I managed I'm Amish had no idea there was anything coming everything seemed perfectly normal my son my little money is very clerk he told me said math things have every chance in venture but I was like what could he possibly know and and look at this terrible tunnel dizzy a speck that was our correspondent Jeff Miller in Brooklyn we are trying to make sense of this astounding development and with us to brief us on the status of the tumult is experts senior distinguished person dr. alan greenberg PhD thank you for joining us on such short notice dr. Greenberg so dr. Ellen what exactly happened here well five-ish this is very exhilarating for the scientific community as you can probably imagine as you can see here the epicenter started from inside the base metric a rating outward towards the achievers exterior which is the chaotic scene we just witnessed this is incredible as you know since the opposite is what usually occurs is there any word on what caused the Tomos actually fibers we have just gotten word that the entire incident was a direct result of the appointment of Rabbi Yosef available at you Shiva's basehead no I think you're referring to the position of Assistant nights hitter show elevation yes exactly now we all know that rubiaceae Belleville presents a very impressive resume he has been groomed for this position for a long time and we're getting live feed from the yeshiva where they are handing over the legendary capita of base hench's assistant show elevation where BAC Volvo has extreme quality over the course of his career he's a crude over a 300 blob holds the record for the longest time spent on a twice vez holds an unprecedented 15 quorum and is 12 and 3 in mock cloaks him with his traversal of course there was the well-publicized scandal back in O 3 where he was caught using an arts welcome art to prepare for chair oh we all remember yes well that did send him back a bit but overall he remains a very good candidate thank you for joining us dr. Greenberg well it's madcap events like this to make it glad to have some study things to depend on in life like auras auction still only $5 a prize enter now at hora org for a chance to win over $200,000 in prizes check out the bonus prizes and free gifts yeah gotta be in it to win it so after a quick break we'll be back here at hora News headquarters to cover the continuing crisis of Tomo 2012 we'll have representatives from both Taster's Choice and Nescafe here with us and we'll ask them some pointed questions about whether they were truly ready to deal with this crisis that's coming up next don't go away stay tuned [Music] you