Shmorg 4: Don't Take Kids To A Store

[Music] listen everybody there's somebody inside the mailbox playing music I met my good friend Mr cats yesterday he looked all upset so I started to say things can't be so bad why are you so sad you better tell me right away I'd be just as happy as I was before if only I'd listened and trusted you more I ignored your advice now I'm paying the price I went with all of my kids to a store you went to a store with your girls and your boys and it was a big store a store filled with toys but I warned you not I know I forgot oh it was a day that I did not enjoy I know just what happened don't tell me a thing I know cuz I took my kids there last spring when you got to the store and walk through the door all of your kind started to sing we want Lego UNC construct and the hockey set the lck we want baseballs we want bats we want helmets we want hats like I said to you before never take kids to a store all you're going to hear is we want more and more pry shiny golden hair I'm sorry little sha I A Millionaire you already have that train I know it works just fine but look it's such a bargain we want cars and tracks you see and of course Monopoly see this camera it's so nice look it's made by Fisher Price like I said to you before never take kids to a store all your going to here is we want more and more why do you need that Care Bear there's one at home I think that one's yellow and this one here is Pink do you see the story book is something then I need I'd love to buy itly but you don't know how to read we want robot that and talk and animals that walk we want Checkers we want chess we won't never leave a m like I said to you before never take kids to a store all you're going to hear is we want more and more they were crying they were sh doubting why I'll bet one even screamed and you whispered please be quiet we don't want to make a scene so you bought them all they wanted more than you can afford and an hour after you got home they said we are Bor but kids who have good MOS are simply not that way they know how to appreciate whatever comes their way then you could even disregard all that I've said before and let them come along with you when you go to a [Applause] star you