Shlomo Carlebach - Stories of The Holy SANZER Rav / - Chassidic Stories / צאנז

okay i want to be mom mom just want to bless everyone i want to tell you a cabal story and the special story is i told her just a few days ago um because when the boba rabbit told the story the great grandson of that person to whom it happened was sitting next to bob rabbit okay you know sans is in galilee so the so the holy son they had to see them [Music] so the holy son they had seen him from galitski in poland and also a lot from hungary so somewhere maybe he needs to be can you die him down maybe yeah okay no i don't it doesn't disturb me i'm just like honest on him because he's tired maybe i have my coat here hey first of all i want you to know that the holy sense do you know that when the thunder passed away the kaiser of austria sent a special delegation to his funeral never happened before never after and they asked the delegation the kaiser of austria is sending a special delegation what happened so they said that the kaiser austria knows you know how many thousands thousands thousands and at that time the the money in in ireland was cornered it was part of the austrian empire he says the kind of austria knows that the prime sansa received more money via the mail in conan than the salary of the austrian kaiser can you imagine he received thousands thousand thousand thousands of corn millions and the kaiser of austria also knows that he never took one penny for himself so the kind of austria wants to honor this person think about it let's take one unbelievable story also at the funeral i mean some of you remember the story at the funeral a general was walking and obviously a non-jewish those days we didn't have jewish generals so a general is walking and his daughter obviously a young lady of 22 is also walking mama's crying behind the coffin girls are saying they were thousand thousand people so to see them ask this general and the the daughter what brought you to the holy sons so they said we are followers of the holy sons they asked them how to add you how did you become a follower of gossip of the holy sentence so this is unbelievable story a delay in vienna or somewhere you know those days sadly enough it was still the law that a jew can a jew cannot be a witness only christians can be witnesses so that means you can take pay a shikka a gun of a gazan ten dollars and he bear witness against the jew and any decent person who is jewish cannot be a witness so you can knock of any jew in the world so and the competition mamash hired some people to say something about him and first of all they ruined his business he was left without a penny mamash without a penny and besides that he was taken to court and god forbid he was could be sentenced for her for a hundred years and it was all alive with ramshack mama she comes to the holy sense and at that point israel is so poor he has nothing and and you know in sans you don't have to say what you want because like the monkey just says if you don't know after if you don't know before you don't know after right so he comes to the holy sansa and the son of looks at him and he says to them when is the next train to vienna let's say it's a quarter to twelve and before he didn't say anything yet the sander says when is the next straight to vienna he says 5 after 12. the sun says so what are you standing here like a dog right here's 100 corner and jump on the train you go first class and the italy you know the sun is so holy it's on fire you don't even have don't even know what to think right he runs with his last strands he arrives at the train the train is just pulling out he jumps on first class and you know he was by this time he was not rich and it was second dirty and next to him is mama very obviously first class all the outstanding people were sitting there and he felt so bad you know i look so dirty and filthy and here next to me it says obviously and the person next to him also was wondering what's he doing first class you know he doesn't have a penny by the nashama obviously to buy a new shirt why doesn't you want to sit next to me sweetie want to sit want to sit in charlie's lab okay so this person obviously says to him you know i i don't want to hurt your feelings but what brings you to first class he said he was so glad that someone talks to him he says tim you know it may sound crazy to you but i tell you my story i have to be tomorrow in court in vienna and there is no way no way because all the witnesses i have are jews and a jew cannot be a witness and he tells them the whole story and he says i'm so desperate i don't know what to do i'm going to this wonder rabbi of sons and uh he doesn't even i never told him the story i walk in and he says to me when is the next day to vienna here's hundred kron jump on the train and go first class he says it may sound too crazy for you but this is the story i have no idea what i'm doing here trevor's unbelievable the next morning he's in court and who is the judge the person next this is not the end of the story okay the judge already knows what's going on there mama she questions the witnesses those two can know them godzilla i'm going who were paid to say bad things about the either you question sam and mama dick to say bad things the other one did it for five the whole thing is dismissed and it's a joke but now listen after the whole thing is over the judge goes to the idola and he says so far i did you a favor but now i want you to do me a favor he says obviously the rabbi is very holy i want you to now have one child while our children should be well and something happened to her he said she's 18 years old and she's never paralyzed without and there is no way no doctor can cure maybe your holy rabbi could cure her so the most unbelievable thing is and he says this time i'll pay you also first class but i'll pay so they took all the three people went back to sons and the holy sons and marmish blessed her and the son the taller please he says the truth is he can walk up long and walk but don't walk until you get back to the end so they carried her out and then so this general and his daughter were walking behind the coffin are the holy sense the holy son there a woman comes to him and she says rabbi i i'm selling apples on the marketplace and nobody buys me apples because they say the apples are no good the holy summer to say such things about your apples can you imagine the holy sunser ghosts were served to the marketplace and the holy sons of gods on a chair took an apple and it says who wants to buy the best apples it goes without saying sansa right and in the meantime my holy sons and apple from the sansa they give 10 robots from one apple right in the meantime mama's the few apples she had she sold mamas for a geval driver right and then the holy son they got off the chair and i i heard him probably she sold it i think for 2 000 rubles 100 apples she had because everybody who does that people who are fighting over the apples who doesn't have this here buying an apple imagine if i could buy an apple from the holy sunday when would you eat it mama friday night and turn your kishkies over right while you're eating it so the sun that comes down from the chair and it says to the woman you see the world just didn't know how good your apples are i have to tell you one more unbelievable thing the holy sunday is sitting on the train station and you know from suns to vienna is a train and they're waiting for the train and see them sitting here and they brought a chair the sun is sitting down and it's telling stories and suddenly you know the sander was so in tune with people crying you know like you could hear 100 miles away somebody crying so in the middle succeed in paying attention to his torah the sanders says like to this one particular process it says do me favor go to the ticket counter i hear a little girl crying there so jankely goes to ticket counter and he comes back to the rubber he says i tell you what happened there's a non-jewish girl and she's supposed to go back to vienna and someone stole a pocketbook and she's crying so the sender says so so what do you again what are you standing here like in all auction buy her a ticket so he goes back to the little girl and says my holy rapper wants me to buy a ticket for you and she says thank you so much he knows this i want you to know that my father is like a top man in vienna by the kaiser and i'm not i'm not a i mean from a very from a simple family i'm a very noble family and my family will be so thankful to you just please give me your address the list has to believe me i'm buying the ticket that's on my heart you don't have to send it back to me but she says please cannot feel so bad i'll be so glad if i tell my parents that a gentleman bought me the ticket this is his address five minutes after that the eagle i had already forgotten that he bought a ticket for this little girl the holy sons had passed away and this is 25 years later this heather was a very big millionaire because somebody had some very rich exceeding buddha personal vienna and the same thing happened can you imagine if a jew cannot be a witness and any that a jew never had a chance in court the jew is taken to court again and he has no way of winning the case and he's so broken he thinks maybe maybe i should go to the judge and talk to him straight not in court but in his house and you know it's he could say no but anyway he knocks on the door palace and a very beautiful lady opens the door and she says do you know how long i'm looking for your address already and mama she says i'm so glad finally you came how did you find me and he didn't even know what she's talking about can you imagine this little girl married the judge can you imagine he says yankela you buy the ticket you know what kind of eyes it's awesome i'm just giving you the shivers you remember the story when people were hit with that stick the last time from the story it's unbelievable how this mama's awesome i mean who would who would dare take this on the stick and hit somebody we got to be a big rabbit to do that so the story is that the volvo ramp and the last bob forever inherited that stick on the holy sunset but he never did anything with it and obviously never he saw what's coming a few months before before now maybe a year a week and a half before the 6 million was the wedding of his youngest daughter it was almost the last big serious wedding in poland and uh you know it was unbelievable you know the rebel murmish had 500 see them on horses mamas in with a special uniform and and they and they were riding on horses before the carriage of the crossing and it was unbelievable and and there was a whole army walking before the carriage of the color and do you know that was unbelievable in electricity he had mama's psychedelic lies at the wedding and you have to realize this was maybe 19 1937 30 38 who knew about psychedelic lies in those days and mama she had also marched the whole thing the whole area where the wedding was was wired and you know let's say the hussein is coming two miles away someone press a button and the psychedelic light would go already on the wedding hall oh when the color would come would go green close and red i don't know what but it was unbelievable at the end of the wedding you gotta go okay mama thank you so much see you hey that's concentrate it's getting late um at the end of the wedding so approximately five six thousand sit in there you know never so he said to someone bring me the sticker of the holy sanzr and he says i want to hit you and mama's five thousand stephen were dancing slow and he was standing on the table and each time person passed by the hand i want you to know something said that he was guarding that stick with his life and one time he was sitting on a train and he had he had the stick of the holy sensor and i know yankee likes the story or some of you remember the story about he signed god at the on the yeah you have to tell the story in a minute so he had this envelope of elijah novi and one more thing three things he had with him and suddenly he was sitting in the wagon and he thought it's safe suddenly the wagon the whole train was stopped by the germans and you know when they find him this costume they they shoot him on the spot he opened the window and he jumped out and he forget the sound of the stick yeah it was from heaven but he says i know i know that some of the stick is scattered somewhere in heaven shifts come and come back when i tell you an unbelievable story about this stick i began telling you before so in hungary in the little state of there there was a jew a farmer and uh mama he lived far away from what happened he is so cute i want you know from all the people and the doctor made her crazy that when she when she give birth to the baby it would be very very dangerous you know sometimes doctors have this specialty in making them they're they're women crazy and even even if it is hard why do they have to make them crazy what they do mama's this doctor made her so crazy that she know what to do with herself he says so husband please go to the sunset asking for a blessing but please come back because i'm all alone here okay it so happened that he went there and he was late he could not leave anymore before shuttle so i thought i'll tell the holy son one minute after shabbos friday night friday night in the middle of the night the thunderstitch about one o'clock suddenly the holy sense calls this he the lamb and he says that's the moisture come here and he comes the holy son takes a steak and i'm just kissing my sets my machine doesn't say anything okay he didn't say listen don't worry somebody fixed everything the easily comes back there's an awesome story and i want you to know when the bubblegum tells the story the grandson great grandson of that person was sitting next to him he comes back and his wife has a little baby in her arms and she says he won't believe what happened i want you to know about 12 o'clock friday night suddenly labor paint began and i'm all alone how much i didn't know what to do anymore she says i don't know but i swear to you think i'm crazy exactly one o'clock the holy sons i walked in and it says to me i know you won't feel comfortable but just close your eyes i want you to know the holy sons that delivered my baby you think about awesome so the mother ever said that this baby was something delivered i mean it's unbelievable you know not to be massive you know awesome i mean it's so awesome there's no words right about i want you to know some of the story i've heard this from the call itself the helicopter told his son and i heard it from his son he said like this the holy santa when the girl was 12 or on the midstream boy was 13 the holy son that was calling his children and he says until this minute until this minute i was murmish your father and you had to listen to me i want you to know from today on mamish i trust your judgment from today on whatever you do is i trust i trust that you learned enough in those 12 years or 13 years did you know what to do so he says you don't have to ask me and if you want to ask me ask me as a friend i couldn't believe when i heard it and the holy son there was a rapper who was given advice to the whole world he should tell his children listen i'm your father i'm a rabbit you can always ask me so you're 2000 years old [Music] hey [Music] oh [Music] my [Music] so oh [Music] uh [Music] you know [Music] uh [Music] so [Music] my [Music] you