Shake

meet meny meny's a good person meny is a neat mild-mannered well-dressed trim bearded Flatbush accountant spends time with his family never blocks the driveway and cares about his neighbors meny takes his Judaism seriously very seriously Foria Mitzvah is a Mitzvah period whether it's suus or PES or [Music] Shas next week meny takes his Judaism with him no no no wherever he goes he's a leader no he plays by the rules and he really loves to learn torahs he just could to sleep I'm so tired sleep you'll sleep later all is well until one day Mendy gets a wedding invitation in the mail Leia cousin Freddy is finally getting married at Our Lady of Rosary Church myy is shocked to learn that the Jewish people are assimilating at a staggering rate of 52% that's the equivalent of losing 100 Jews every 24 hours meny feels horrified guilty helpless meny has been apathetic for far too long he understands it is time to do something about it meny do something there is much to be done but here's what you're not going to do you're not going to leave your job I quit abandon your family the next time you see me dear it'll be with mashiah by my side single-handedly rescue cousin Freddy from the clutches of intermarriage start a kiru revolution I'm going to save you star in a wildly successful viral kiru video hijack the podium at the C do it now perform Miracles become the new subject of a worldwide bestseller truth is I owe it all to my cousin Freddy risk your life spreading Torah to the masses hey guys look I got the matah here just want to show you guys how to break it what is that take that back to Israel mix and mingle with the Rich and Famous travel to Israel address the knesset only to be arrested beaten and deported downtrodden and depressed ignored and victimized ready win the sanity you once enjoyed is now long forgotten hero you realize it's rashash Shana and find your way to sh only to find your replacement at the ummed the next day limp home home only to discover that things are not quite the same as they [Music] were no you're certainly not going to do all that here is what you can do you can do the shake the shake the shake doesn't take much just open your heart starts with a shake a shake all you need is an open mind and an open hand say hello be friendly one little handshake leads to a smile sometimes a lot more than that reaching out one Jew at a time just shake shake shake so you never have to feel that way [Music] again stop can I interest any of my boys in one of these [Music] maybe okay fine you're done with that one hold it as [Applause] [Music] high one on my Phong no I never get a chance to laugh on rash [Music] even better the between the and the would anybody want to hurt these Jews go with your moah want I break your [Music] face are you doing do you have any questions so you had your hand up so I figured you might have some questions anyway I'm here if you need me great that was probably the worst I've ever heard one the worst got the words wrong I words were wrong all right no more one more [Music]