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Camp Landau - See The Good - Episode #2

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[music] >> You hear palm oil said this year? >> There's no color oil, so no palm oil. >> Sandy, there's sandy oil. >> No sandy oil this year. >> Sandy oil this year. >> I don't know about that, but this for sure. >> I thought I listened to this year. >> Nobody said this year because of the war. >> Sandy oil. >> War? >> The war that happened in on Pesach. >> On Pesach? >> On Pesach. >> Yeah. >> On Pesach? >> On Pesach. >> Pizza? >> Me. >> Give me a meal's pizza. >> Give me a meal's pizza. >> Seven [music] slices? >> Seven slices? >> One, two, three. >> I have to tell you I know. >> No, no, no, from this side, from this side. >> I have to ask Meal. >> Look what the war driver did. He only brought seven slices. >> No, no, no, no. >> It's so weird. Oh, we should call the store and tell him, complain to the store. >> Oh, [music] that's fine. >> Also, he was eating the slice. You saw that? >> He was eating the slice? No way. >> You saw him eating the slice? >> That's Meal. >> Hey, Uncle Benji, what's up, bro? >> on? How you doing? It's a big chili. >> What's the meal serving for lunch today? >> Uh, >> [sighs] >> yeah, I have chicken. >> What? What's yap chicken? >> Don't ask. Basically you have like, you know like yap chick but like meat? So instead of the meat there's chicken. So they they think it's like good. >> What a breach. >> Kind of right. >> Yeah. Okay. You're going to order pizza. >> Pizza how you ordering? >> I will. >> I'm asking you on what? >> On what? >> I don't understand. You're ordering the pizza on what? >> Correct. >> I don't understand. On what? >> Exactly. On what? >> I'm asking you on what? >> Correct. On what? >> I don't understand. Bro, I'm just going to get my pizza. If you're going to call the pizza store, you're going to they're going to deliver it on what? >> Correct. >> Let's try this. You ask me how you're going to order the pizza. >> How do you order pizza, sir? >> I call them and ask them, could I order it? >> On what? >> You're asking me what? I don't understand what's going on. Let's get this clear. >> When you order a pizza, you order on what? >> Who? >> Who's on first, sir? >> So you're saying it's like asking who's on first or something. >> Calling Crazy Ed's Pizza. >> Greatest pizza in the country speaking, how may I help? >> Ah. Gevaldig, gevaldig. You know it's Yiddish speaking down from up here. >> Yeah, no. Down the block. >> Lunch isn't so good schmacked today, so we're taking care of it in our ourselves. Might as well. I wanted to order please six, seven slices of pizza. >> Hey, boy. >> I'm sorry. Quite frankly, we don't do six, seven slices. We only do eight slices. >> No. Mr. Trump, you could do anything. For me you can make it work. You know, I'm a favorite customer. Down the block. >> All right. Not a problem. Seven slices from Oh, Pizza the Great, greatest pizza in Jerusalem coming your way. >> Scholyer, thank you so much. We'll be in touch. It's always good doing business with you, Mr. Trump. >> Okay, have a wonderful day. Make America great again. >> A few moments later. >> Are you the waiter, Trevor? >> What? >> Yeah. >> The waiter? >> The waiter. >> Some crazy people, they ordered seven slices. Enjoy from the president. One slice for you, my friend. >> [music] [music] >> You know who promised it this year? >> There's no color this year, so I'm not going >> What's that mean? >> There's no color this year. >> Every year there's color. I can't I don't believe about this for sure. >> I thought I just >> Nobody said this year because of the war. >> What's that mean? Which war? >> The war that happened in on Pesach. >> On Sukkot? >> On Sukkot. >> Yeah. >> On Pesach? >> On Pesach. >> Pizza? >> You're going to eat his pizza? >> Ach, no, his pizza. >> Seven slices? >> One, two. >> I have to tell you I have >> no, from this side, from this side. >> I feel like I know. Look at what the driver did. He only brought seven slices. >> No, no, no, from this side, from this side, from this side. >> I I It matters what side you count it from, it changes it. >> Wait. Wait. Here? >> So weird. I don't know, we should call the store and tell them. Complain. >> Call >> that? >> He was eating the slice? >> No way. >> You saw him eating the slice? >> I saw his father and grandfather and great grand >> He was eating the slice? >> Guys, you know, look what they got you. >> No way. >> He saw Taste Good Shop. >> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 >> 6 7 >> I thought I ordered >> Yeah? >> Yeah. >> You ordered seven slices? >> Seven slices? >> 6 7 >> Oh. >> [music]