Blue Terry Tablecloths

What is this? A pigsty? Again without a cover. People don't clean up. What is this? I think it's time this year to change to cloth tablecloths. What?? You fell on your head?? Why not? It'll look a lot nicer. You know what, I want to show you something. Whoa! Where are we? What do mean? In my head! It's dark in your head. Check this out. This Bachur Is maaver sedrah before davening every Shabbos. You know what else he does every Shabbos?! This Yungerman. Makes sure. That everyone can smell. His snuff. Friday night. Then you have this Yid. Chol Hamoed after davening. And the shul is his ashtray! And this Tzaddikel, just won, a box crayons, by Avos Ubanim! And I'm not even talking about the Gabbai's work. This isn't for me. Now let ME show something. What?? Beautiful, wonderful, spotless tablecloths! How can this be? Because in my head, there is Blue Terry. Blue Terry, what is it? Blue Terry! They bring their beautiful cloth tablecloths, every month. Or even every Shabbos! If sooo...