Really funny! Bar Mitzvah presentation for my little brother! Featuring SGP Schar Mikva stars!

I'm in a secret hideout and it's super dangerous here this is the habitat of the Shoei monster look at what he lives in let's see if we can get a closer look never mind we can't show you all of us here tonight are not the only ones celebrating in fact this guy that we don't even know woke up this morning so excited because it was your bar mitzva is so excited to party he's so happy look at him he's just like so super elated and he ain't even related yeah I was always knew I was good at rhyming stuff watch I'm so good at rhyming that this even rhymes so never mind this lizard here is psyched that it's your Bar Mitzvah right bro yeah okay fine run away these folks in Texas despite their current situation are making a lot hi I'm on the occasion of your bar mitzvah even Martin Luther King jr. is finding time to break into us we should that and of course your friends in New York or whoever we can get on camera surely you should give a lot of mouths us to your parents and to your brother all these I'm Julie on your bar mitzvah and I don't really miss you wishing Mazel Tov on your Bar Mitzvah and I also want to give you a broker that you should be a revolutionary you go some strength to strength who knows you won't miss what everybody thought about it don't think they have schooi surely you'll be off to yeshiva very soon and that's your older brother I think it's only right that I introduce you to some concepts that you will most probably encounter a sinner together here's just a few ok let's start with Shakira you'll be hearing this term at the most random least expected times for example it's fear what but I just woke up exactly Chiquita is basically sunset HKIA you can no longer top in medical you most certainly cannot dive in chakras and you can no longer put on rub a new top so make sure to do that right after ah she's men not hell depending on your behavior this is either the guy you loved or really don't love he's also sometimes the guy that the newcomers do you Shiva do everything they possibly can to impressive this isn't necessarily a bad thing it's just kind of foolish don't worry most people get over it and start doing things for the right reasons the word jack and you see what this is a reference for when someone takes your things he jacked them or you can say I'm gonna go Jack some chicks from the fo bringin additionally it can be that really annoying magnet lives across the street named Jack it also can mean Jack as in Jack Daniels let's bring Jack to the fo bringin instead of jacking chips from the foe bringin or Jack from across the street can Jack your Jack from the pub ring and so you jack his chips and bring it back to the for bring it what is a fob ringin hold it we'll get there okay I'm holding it faker this is an extremely drug Ettore term used to refer to a person who is well faking not doing things right and pretending he is chances are this person thinks that he is successfully fooling everybody but really to everyone it's clear as day that he is a faker in a very severe case the faker himself doesn't even know that he is faking and it will probably take an extreme fob bringin to change that for Brandon this is a gathering of people where people come together because they love each other and they're there to give each other inspiration and encouragement in their service of God they sing Joy's Meganium and talk words of inspiration often times it is also accompanied by sniffing a black item and eating fire bison fire bison anything that is kosher and edible but usually chips and so and water here's an interesting one Mashka this stuff Mashka means liquid but i usually used to refer to this stuff it's also known as the Dove our Hamas which means disgusting thing not to be confused with Hamas which is happy disgust anything else miss I'm you're doing some free time in your week and you should use it for maybe tell you you know what that is but what you don't know is that you should be constantly doing it as long as your face still looks cute cuz it gets a lot harder afterwards mail the stuff you may never get in yeshiva but the only kind of person you should be putting to fill in on on myths I am regardless of what they try to come in a beard brush not something you'll need right away in Mississippi uh but something that later on in life your friends may tell you to buy apparently I don't know what it is and apparently I've got the wrong one I mean that's what my friends tell me that I shouldn't be buying a beard brush in the kids section but anyways now that my beard looks all fine I think we are ready for this party we're shooing on the occasion of your Bar Mitzvah Mazel Tov Mazel Tov shoo shoo shoo bagels sitting in on a microwave thanks Jill Biden wishing you a multivitamin today you are on tonight you're gonna dance away Oh keep up with your heart oh yeah anyway schooi awesome awesome bailiff yeah yeah kind of creepy please