Joke From A Rabbi

So the Jew, a Hindu and a politician went hiking. They were searching for a hotel or motel. In desperation, they knock on the door of the home of a farmer. They say, "We just need a place to stay the night." He says, "Sure. Problem is, I only have two beds in my home. So one of you three will have to sleep in the barn." The Hindu goes to the barn. 10 minutes later, there's a knock on their bedroom. The Hindu is by the room. He says, "There's no way I can sleep in the barn." He says, "I'm a Hindu. There's a cow in the barn. How can a Hindu sleep with a holy cow? Okay. The Jew says, "I guess I'll have to sleep in the barn." The Jew goes to the barn. 10 minutes later, there's a knock on the door. The Jew is back. They say, "What's the problem?" The Jew says, "No way. Then I'm going to sleep in the barn." "Why not?" Jew says, "There's a pig in the barn." How do you expect a Jew to sleep with a pig? Politician says, "I guess I'll have to go to the bar." So the Jew and the Hindu go to bed and the politician goes to the barn. 10 minutes later, there's a knock on the door. The Jew and the Hindu open the door and they see the pig and the cow.