Jewish Joke High Holidays 🤣

You know, there was a Jewish couple celebrating their 50th anniversary. And she gets up, she says, "I want to make a to me for sticking it out with him for 50 years. And I say to you that the 50 years of our marriage went by like 2 days." People were, "Wow, oh my god." A Jewish couple after 50 years, not only are they on speaking terms, but apparently the marriage was so romantic and heavenly, just flew by like two days. There was one nudnik in the crowd. Every crowd I travel the world, every audience I ever spoke to, except this one always has a nudnik. You know the definition of a nudnik? It's more of an Ashkenazi thing. My grandmother would say there are three types of Jews. Schlamile, Schlamas, and Nudnik. The difference is as follows. The Schlamile pours the soup on the Schlamaz. The Nutnik wants to know what type of soup was it. At this wedding anniversary 50 years, a nudna gets up and says, "Excuse me, ma'am. Why do you say that the marriage 50 years went by like two days? Why don't you say it went by like one day? I told you he was a real nudnik." She looks at him and says, "Because our relationship for 50 years felt like two days. Tish above and yum kipper.