Jewish Joke.... 🤣

It's an old anecdote about a Jew who came to shul every day for Mina and he would read the Cairo Gazette. Cairo Gazette. So somebody asked him, "You have to bring this trash into a holy place, into a synagogue." He said, "What do you want me to read?" He said, "Read read Jewish newspapers." He said, "I don't like to read Jewish newspapers. They give me headaches. They give me heart attacks. They're always filled with Torus and Mortarus. They found a new cell of terrorists, a new group of anti-semmites, another attack, another planned attack, another I hate it. I open up the Cairo Gazette headline, Jewish people own all the banks. Jewish people are now about to conquer all the governments in the world. Jewish people are wealthiest, most successful, most property. I turn to my wife, I say, Mashiach, you want the good news, go to the anti-semites. You want the bad news, go to the Jews.