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so a woman once approaches me and asks me if I could find the perfect husband for her Who's Laughing the men or the women I say to her I would love to but you needed to find to me who is the perfect husband one woman's perfect husband is another woman's terrorist she says Rabbi Jacobson for me the perfect husband is someone who wakes up five o'clock in the morning does his own laundry exercises two hours a day spends only seven minutes on the web daily sits in a library for a long time is completely predictable consistent reliable and I always know where he is cleans his own room all meals are on him doesn't drink ever at nine o'clock P.M every night he's in bed that's the perfect husband Rabbi y do you think you can find him for me I said absolutely she said there are such men I said yeah she said where I said in prison