How to be a Husband and Not a Pussycat

some welcome to practical spirituality here in Asia torah in the old city of jerusalem overlooking the Temple Mount Judaism is a is an extremely liberal tradition with the exception of when it's not meaning there are certain commandments that wouldn't fit into any liberal agenda like for example male homosexuality which which by the way is not forbidden in the Torah the only thing that's forbidden in the Torah is sexuality in homosexuality meaning meaning men who are interested in men that's okay just don't just don't do nothing about it yeah that's all right that's not forbidden the toward never forbids it Torah forbids the act it's considered completely within the realm of kosher to have same-sex attraction there's that is of no issue in Judaism whatsoever and the so that's one one thing that's that's totally misunderstood in Judaism is that is that that particular act is forbidden but it's not it's not a it's not forbidden to be someone who's got same-sex attraction like Judaism's Chisholm's okay with that and it could even be that it's the most natural thing in the world because males and females just are crazy about each other but sometimes the females got male in that I mean sometimes the males got female anatomy you'll notice couples when you look at a lot of couples not every single one but you've taken undred couples you'll see that there's generally a man and a woman it's not always their Anatomy there's always someone playing that role because we're all built androgynous Lior above all we all both have the mask in the feminine if you're lucky you got a lot of feminine in you if you're a man because otherwise Judaism is just one long punishment because it's just it's you know it's it's extremely spiritual path and all that like he-man you know construction guy you know with the drills and the hammers and you think about it Judaism is just constantly emasculating men it's the most emasculating tradition maybe in the world I mean not to mention the fact that on your eighth day you already have an alteration and they're not adding I promise you and this is removal here and and then of course you're told like what you can and cannot do with that partner [ __ ] it's like you know you go tell like a man's man what to do especially with that part of his body you know like no like you just don't it's a mess Judaism is basically emasculating it's always emasculating how about how about man you know men are generally conquerors which one of the sad things of course is men are conquerors that's why women have to marry them you know because because if you just go out with him he will conquer you and move on but if it becomes really hard for him to move on if you make it like that his life's gonna turn into utter hell if he moves on he'll stay with you that's it but otherwise men are just conquerors by nature and Judaism once again just emasculates and me and makes a man be tied down to to these things I mean it goes further Shabbos like yeah every man has to be like a woman once a week you know cuz the man's like he wants to like he wants to urinate on every lamppost he walks by you know he's just trying to sign his name he's putting his signature anywhere you know he can't you know and and we're told on Shabbos that we just gotta like you know hands off you know like like get your freaking mitts off creation for 24 hours and stop trying to make your mark man stop trying to make your mark and just just be be for a whole day mister do ya you got a B you got a one day a week you gotta be a beer instead of a doer and that that just makes men crazy you know and then there's uh and then there's of course the what's really interesting is we have to strap ourselves down once a day I mean that that's what's up with that you know we've got this like we got this leather a thing going on with with like straps you know and we got a we get strapped down everyday like a Jewish man has to strap himself down because he's just a loose cannon and if he doesn't strap himself up and notice how many loops he puts on his arm when he straps himself up with that his leather straps he's got to put seven sevens the feminine sevens the sevens everything having to do with the feminine it's the colors in the rainbow it's the it's the seven is the you know it's the moon cycle and it's weeks I every civilization that tried anything but sevens it never worked and it's the scale 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-1 and it's it's just everywhere sevens and also the woman's reproduction and reproductive organs work in sevens and the you know women are the seven and men have to wrap seven so like if you think about it Torres really feminizing them the men as best as possible and not to mention in Judaism Jewish women are rough really really rough you know they are genetically created to thrash their men and and it's amazing meaning they have a woman a Jewish woman will have full amnesia you've ever done anything for her ever ever you know it's just gone and she will thrash and and so you know Jewish men are just Jewish men are doomed to be more effeminate we're just doomed to that and it's a good thing because think about the relationship with God think about relationship with God God is causing creation now what do you think causal is masculine or feminine don't use your imaginations with too much here but God is always called in the masculine everyone people don't know this like you get like traditions you know that what I call God a woman it's like God's causing he's like causing the flow to happen here so we call it him it's a it because it's not even in it because it's it's beyond all space and time so it can't possibly have genitalia you know I mean if it did that'd be scary just ask Mary so now the God is is causing creation that causal and every single thing in the physical world the causation is called the the masculine it's in everything every single thing that's causing something is in the masculine and then there's the the receiving of the cause that's the feminine the feminine is always the receiving it's everywhere you look there's nowhere you look where there's not that's not going on you know it's in the weave of my vest it's in the buttons it's in the the water is the is the is the masculine it's the flow the bottle is is the feminine holding it the window is the mask on the pane of the windows the feminine it there's nowhere you can ever look where it's not either masculine or feminine but God gets this masculine name because he's causing creation so us men need to discover the woman within us so to speak have that relationship because when you have one of those he-man woman haters you know if I'm so buff I'm so tan hell both from tan yeah when you get those guys they they have a [ __ ] so hard from them that relationship with God like you can literally like watch who walks through the door of this building to know who's gonna go easy you know who is this gonna be like easy for and who is this gonna be rough for and the answer is the mores feminine sites developed the easier will be the experience and the less they're feminine sites develop the harder is gonna be the experience because God's here to basically break our yoke to break the yoke of our stubbornness of our of our you know this need to assert ourselves you know on this creation to mark every lamppost we walk by like God wants to break that and all of us men we have to develop that feminine side but here's the interesting thing is that men have to have also a powerful masculine side we have to have them both because if we don't have a powerful masculine side so then our wives get scared and insecure because the flow of the flow of the nature of women which is much more the masculine side but it is a flow that flow has the femininity rises and the femininity Falls rises and falls when the femininity rises she's looking for the masculine cuz it's all plus and minuses like batteries so when the feminine arises she needs the masculine and so now what she should do is go up to her husband say my femininity has risen so I'd love it if you would just kind of be the man here for me they don't do that what they do instead is what's called Fitness testing is they come with what they do is they attack their husband they attack their husband to check if he's a worthy mate and they attack him to see how he'll deal with that attack now the men have two choices they'll either they because most men don't realize what in the world's going on and why this woman's gone like temporarily insane you know why he's getting attacked by this one his wife who he loves and has been providing for and just yesterday she wrote him a poem and that was the last time he saw her so he doesn't know why she grew pointed ears and things but she's coming after him now and what'll happen with most men is they don't know what the hell is going on so they will either like anyone in trouble they'll either flight-or-fight they would prefer to flight so that's the beauty of being an observant Jew an Orthodox Jew is you can go to Mincha for like three hours we have three times a day where we have a full-on excuse to disappear for hours min hiya three hours min five okay because we have coffee tea rooms in shul and that's where you hide it's just where you hide and then and then and then there is and then of course if you've already Dobbin what do you do if you already prayed well then we have the bathroom and so we'll go the bathroom not for three hours because then you can get hemorrhoids but but uh but it's pretty amazing how long I'm hustlin can sit in in the bathroom I can stay in there quite some time and but he does have to be careful with overuse of the bathroom and and that's why maybe it's better just to stand for a while in there but be anyway but but the bathroom is an option and but what do you do with a man who's being attacked by his wife and she's really just fitness testing him she's just saying she's like smelling for male she does it is there a man in the house and so she says there's one and I think it's my husband and it is the beauty of having other children cuz it's like having a mosquito in the room when you're sleeping but there's like five guys in there you don't get them all you get some bites yes--that's of guys remember how cool was when i finally had some kids to get like some of her wrath and you know it started spreading a bit you know to the children which was great and and you know i wasn't like just getting completely have all the blood sucked out of me every day so anyway what happens is she's just smelling for a man except what does she have what does she have she has a wussy just wussy cuz either he runs like a little girl he like runs away or or if he's really got his back against the wall like what would happen if I cornered a little cat in the corner leaving a kitty if I courted a cat her didn't get my way to run away what would he do he'd hunched his back yeah his hair would stand up a little bit and he'd just be like yeah and that's what a man does when he's already gone in the bathroom he's already prayed man huh he'll fight and any man who can learn a page at Gomorrah is gonna rip his wife to shreds okay there's no woman who can beat a man who knows how to learn a document in an argument and he's gonna he will ground you into fine sand you know and make you sorry you ever lived and and the but here's the craziest thing about it is what what really went wrong nothing she's at the height of her femininity she's looking for a man and she wound up with a pussycat she went up with a wet rag yeah and and so she's got this pussycat her husband's turned into a cat and and so he's totally failed his fitness test and so and not now the man is especially in 2019 now the man's like wounded he's wounded he's gonna go to his therapist as if she meant anything that she said she meant nothing she doesn't mean anything when she says these things she's just simply seeing if she has a mate or not that's all she wants to know can you stand there and take it like a man and keep your mouth shut and just let her check you out just let her poke and prod a little bit to see if there's a man across from her just shut up and take it and be a man be amela big king for a woman who's at the height of her femininity which means the height of her insecurity because women are extrude like on the height of their most feminine place that is the place that they need to be held right there they need to be held there at the height of her femininity that's where she needs to be held as I don't confuse the word feminine feminism's masculinism it's masculine as a minutes it's trying to put a knife in the female ND but at the height of a woman's feminine that she needs to be held but she's not gonna just let anyone hold her she wants to see if you've got if you're worthy it's fitness testing she's trying to check if the man is worthy of holding her K is she good is he gonna drop her can he hold her and the wave [ __ ] she finds out if he hook can hold her is does he fight or flight or a flight or fight if he flights a fight she's married to a kitten but if he can stand there and be a man for him and just hold his ground and just be there for her while she jabs him multiple times and he can stand there and breathe and even maybe repeat some of the things she said and say I hear you a few times not much more than that don't see her sorry cuz that gets repetitive just I hear you expressed yourself well and just be there for her that's your lucky night because when a woman's at the height of her feminine ISM femininity she's she's smelling for a male which should be her husband but what happens the man's so wounded that he can't even like come up for air for like three days and so they totally miss it it totally missed their time together and this happens couple after a couple missed their time together because the man is just so darn wounded and he totally missed all the cues he didn't understand what was going on okay everyone good luck