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to uh the uh what is this course called
practical practical spirituality here at
the essentials course in ASA Tor World
Center Jerusalem I'm just getting my
past ready I just got out of the
bath I just decided to take a bath right
before class then R ining it was amazing
I was just in there like melting away
with candle light and light music and
lavender I don't like
bubbles and listening to some uh list
you can't listen to tour in the bathroom
so instead I put on some Guru from India
talking about the
[Laughter]
afterlife I basically was there by the
time you
finished falling asleep in a hot
bath anyway do my PS look
okay
um when in doubt listen to a gur in a
hot bath so
the anyway but I'm in a total
non-resource state so I'm going to teach
a class that's easy for me to teach and
interesting for you to hear okay um just
to give an update I feel bad we did this
whole discussion about saving this
family from getting evicted a family of
10 and we even raised funds BR we uh we
needed uh
$3,700 and uh
and we we got it which is amazing so
when they got to their court case to
pull their house out of the out of
getting ripped out from under them by
the bank the um the the the bank thought
they were going to walk in there showing
how much he owed and when they pulled
out the thing to show how much he owed
the lawyer that I also arranged came out
this is just for a family loose and
bayar outskirts of Jerusalem so the the
lawyer pulls out his like you can the
ink was still dripping you know cuz it
got paid that morning Bank the bank you
know thought they had him you know to
show he's not current on the house and
uh but in fact the the lawyer reps out
the frenh ink I mean you could have
gotten ston smelling this paper and and
it said f is f is f like z00 Z he owes
nothing so the their lawyer was like
what is this and we but we pulled that
off this class the Facebook live we
pulled this off
and the lawyer went against you know
obviously the lawyer is still going to
do his lawyer thing so their lawyer went
off and so the judge said listen he's
clean we're not taking away his house
he's got two months to pay his mortgage
for the next two months and then I'm
willing to take his house out of this
whole mess and so we got two more months
B and we're going to be good and uh just
want everyone to know that we got that
done um so it's nice to know sometimes
you hear about you know people are doing
a cause and then you never get to find
out whether it worked so it worked I
wanted it to work all together but okay
I'll take a two mon two Monon extension
and and the price of his mortgage is
about half the price of what we raised
in one day so please God we'll uh we'll
get this pulled off now um and and by
the way I raised eight months of his
mortgage uh about
$11,000 um and what I did wrong was
didn't realize there were legal fees it
was the 700 was the bank charging us his
legal Fe is that ridiculous like if you
got a poor guy who's been paying his
mortgage blue his mortgage but then pays
it in one big chunk like you're going to
slam him and take away his house for the
Le leftover legal F you know you hear
what I'm saying like that's just cruel
and his oh by the way his electricity is
only on because I gave him my credit
card number so if anyone would like to
give any uh electricity to a family it's
uh it runs about 300 shekels about 100
bucks a week week is what he's paying
right now in electricity so whatever
right now they're on my on my credit
card please put them on yours now who
wants the extra Merit you get it and
unfortunately they don't have gas
showers their showers are on the
electricity in that house and uh and you
should just know this is a man who
supported um he supported over 10
families for the last 15 years with his
business before he got attacked by his
partner so like this is a man who's done
nothing but help people and just one
where why am I on it he put me on the
map 25 years ago he marved me
toid and my Sho like he's the one who
brought me to my sh and the only reason
I'm here today standing in front of you
doing what I do is because of the broad
my broad shoulders are from him and not
only that but the funniest part of the
story is about 10 years ago I had no
money for shabas and I didn't want to
tell my wife and kids but like the kids
were kind of like what are we going to
eat and uh and we had no money for
Friday forget Sho like we didn't have
any money for food and so what I did was
I he's you know he's this businessman so
I I just said hey can we come for shavas
he's like sure so I bring me and my
eight kids over for shavas and we're
just cracking up during the meal just
we're just eating away you know like
everyone's having like double the
chicken you know like like everyone's
just like making up for all the lost
lost protein and they uh and of course
we're very close so I confided in him
that really we don't have any money you
know we're here for sh was cuz we
couldn't have made it ourselves and this
guy gave it to me over the head for the
entire shabas he slam me he slamed me
for an entire shavas saying like you
yumove should never lack you are not
monetizing yourself properly you are not
putting out there in a financial way
what you got and he just got me and got
me and got me got me didn't stop nailing
me the whole shabas and by the time I
left him on chabas I was on fire and you
want to know something there has not
been a single day or a single chabas
where we were in that situation ever
since he gave it to me so not only did
he put me on the map 25 years ago but 10
years ago he paid for me financially and
as I told those who were here or watched
that I had their whole family over
shabas because they don't have anything
to eat and I had them all over last
shavas 10 there 10 family of 10 kids so
it's 12 souls in the house and I told
them during the meal cuz all kids are
eating there and they all know they're
in serious situation so I told them all
that you're only eating at my house
right now cuz of your father this is
your father's food cuz he he's the one
who got me to where I am today and how
I'm able to pay for this meal so it
amazing to give him that that credit in
his lowest point of his life anyway so
anyone wants to be helping out we're
going to do that we're going to cover
this mortgage the next two months and on
do disturb yeah of course and then I got
him on the I got him meetings this week
with major businessmen to like I want to
get him back on his feet now that we got
a breathing space let's get him working
and back in business okay here we go
today we're
doing five levels of relationship and
the only reason we're here is for
relationship that's why you're on the
planet
relationship that's what you're doing
here so if you have a relationship to
yourself that's the beginning you have
to have relationship to yourself then if
you have a relationship with yourself
that's good then you can have a
relationship with others if you have a
relationship with others that good you
can have a relationship with God and
have full relationships three levels of
relationship you to yourself which
enables you to
others and you can have a relationship
with Hashem now um you to others just to
explain that because you're probably
wondering why do I have to love myself
to love anyone else and the answer is
it's because when you don't love
yourself that means you're you're
basically sick
and me there's something really wrong
with you and what happens is you'll
notice until you love yourself you will
use all your other
relationships to feel better mean
everyone you know including your own
parents and siblings are Band-Aids for
yourself that's why you call one parent
when you're feeling this way and you
call another parent when you're feeling
that way they they serve different
functions for your
Wellness but once you love yourself and
that's like my main work like right now
got a group of like 50 men and not we
have 50 men in the possibly you and
we're just 50 men who are going to start
off not loving themselves and by the end
of the seminar and possi you that'll be
loving themselves see love and they have
to look in the mirror every day and say
I love you I really love you it's part
of the seminar but they can't most of
them couldn't say it so they're saying
instead I'm willing to learn to love you
which 20 years ago took me five weeks I
had to say I'm willing to learn to love
you for 5 weeks until I can finally say
I love you I really love you in the
mirror that's what it took yeah you you
had a question um can you hit me with
some water please so I mean don't hit me
literally I got a cup okay so are those
yours or someone else anyway so you
understand why you got to love yourself
before you love someone else CU until
you love yourself you're just using
people to feel better about yourself so
loving yourself is the key and the key
to loving yourself is the key to loving
yourself is to
is to recognize your essence thank you
so
much I think I should take the Bott or I
have another cup here too oh it's
used is to recognize your
essence and your essence is your soul
meaning your true Essence is your
soul and if your essence is your soul
what's not the love you know think about
it if your if your true Essence is the
soul meaning what is the Consciousness
you're looking at right now you see me
you see me right well what is you that
sees me your eyes eyes don't see eyes
just report you have uh visual cones
that report vibrational realities
outside of you which is me right now and
they're reporting those to your
Consciousness that Consciousness is the
soul and when it's if you are if you're
someone who identifies herself or
hisself as a
soul so then you know what's not the
love it's very simple just the
soul it's only the the little voice in
your head that little voice that says
you know stupid
ugly um unlovable unacceptable unworthy
you know all that crud which isn't you
at all that's not your Consciousness
that's your that's a stream of thoughts
that come from the left brain and um and
they're formed in your childhood
and but that's not you so the the way
you love yourself is by stripping away
what's not you and getting to what is
you which is the soul and once you're at
the soul there what's not the
love Soul has no identity it's not male
it's not female it's it's just pure
experience pure experience and if I'm
pure experience so that Consciousness
that is in the pure experience is
certainly worthy of Love It Is Love
what is love anyway no there's no
definition of it but it's a sense of
Oneness sense of Oneness whether it's
with yourself whether it's with others
whether it's with God love and love and
one are the same that's why Bob Marley
said one love one
love one
heart let's get together never snap
RIT
so
anyway all love is is just an experience
of Oneness that's what love is but
that's not a definition it's just you
know lack of separation and so if you
can recognize the Oneness that's you you
can love yourself meaning the Oneness of
your soul with and it's also the Oneness
of your soul with all the others all
other people so that's also
love and obviously we have something
called soulmates that's also love and
then we also have a relationship with
the the actual energy source of all
reality that's also love so anytime
you're there's lack of separateness in
your life and you've got this level of
unity in your life so you're in the
world of called
love and it's an amazing place it's our
greatest desire and the funny thing is
it's it has no definition there's no way
to define the word love and
interestingly what's another UND
definable thing that also is very
important I hate you canine the other
one's God God has no definition love and
God have no definition there's zero
definition for God and there's zero
definition for love and yet there the
two things that you want more than
anything else you you have no exact
definition or no definition well God has
no definition at all and love has
everyone has their own version of love
everyone has their own interpretation of
Love yeah that's true but the um but
there's never a time where you can stand
up in front of a bunch of people give a
definition and have them all say that
that's love has their own thing but it's
not that it has own definition right so
the closest I can come though to
something that everyone would agree with
God is no is uh is
Oneness meaning when you're not on
yourself you're notus with yourself
you're not you're not in an argument
with yourself an argument with yourself
would be I'm no good or I'm I'm I'm I'm
you know awful or I'm unlovable that
would be having an argument with
yourself but if you let go of that
argument and just be in love with
yourself so now you're at one with
yourself you're not M you're not broken
up but I don't want to go there I'm not
in a philosophical mood at all right now
okay I take it back I'm actually I'm
actually in crazy mood right now I I'm
like I'm doing my best to even be
nice um
so so when when God created this place
I'm listen I'm professional like I've
been in believe me I've been in some
crazy situations I mean I've been in
situations where literally I was balling
for six hours straight and then having
to go be the the speaker at a dinner of
a major organization meeting the
MC and giving the
keynote and I literally like drove there
not even be able to see it looked like
it was
raining that's not and then got up there
and nailed it
CU because there's no other way you know
when you do the thing you do for
thousands of hours it doesn't matter
really what kind of move you got a
thumbs
up still trying to figure out what that
means exactly at my age someone liked
what you said okay that's
good hey our solders back yeah we feel
so much safer
now
now the
now
the God created this world for
relationship that's the whole point the
whole point of creation is relationship
that's it and who's the relationship
supposed to be with god with God that's
the relationship but how do you have a
relationship with an infinite being so
what God does is he has you have all
kinds of other
relationships to practice everything's a
practice in all your relationships
you're always practicing in your
relationship with God and so we so for
the example how I treat you all here is
is a practice in my relationship with
God how I treat my children is really a
practice in my relationship with God how
I treat my wife is a practice in my
relationship how am I treating myself
it's a practice in my relationship God
these are all practices because none of
this exists like cabalistic we're in the
mind of God like none of this I know
this looks 3D but my hands are like
going through goop right
now you know this this is not nothing's
left God's mind everything's in God's
mind so this is all God playing video
here God's in playing some video game
where we have this illusion of Free Will
and all these relationships that we're
having everything is relationships think
of that your whole life just or how
about this this will really drive it
home ready for this statement your life
is only as good as your
relationships think about that
one your life is only as good as your
relationship so for example someone who
sees like someone who sees like business
as like their life but they have like
their relationships are just like
totally burning all around them how's
his life
going it's not going well his life's
only as good as a relationship and the
opposite is someone
who's someone whose business is Crash
and burning his financial life's crash
and burning but he's got a tremendous
relationship with his wife with his or
she has a tremendous relationship with
her husband or their children how's
their
life life's
okay the important things are okay I
have a friend who went through some hell
financially in New York so whenever I'd
call him and say how are you he'd always
say the important things are okay yeah
um I hear the statement but I don't
necessarily agree with it I'm not good
at pronouns I've made a lot of
statements recently which one that your
life's as only good as your relationship
yeah oh okay don't think necessarily I I
think it's it's for some people are like
that and some people are not some people
you're not like that obviously no no no
that's not
true not at all I'm have a very good
relationship with and they don't have to
have so many relationships want other
and they're still very content in their
life so I think it's a
matter you know I always wonder I know
people who have a terrible relationship
with themselves in a terrible
relationship with others but a really
strong relationship with God so I always
wonder because I've met many of people
like that and especially in the
community and
they they many of them are seem OCD to
me a little bit meaning they're not
dealing with certain things in their
lives and so they've just put it all
like they're throwing it all up there
you know what I mean like I've met a lot
of people like that but i' like to be
able to believe that it's that you could
hate
yourself have terrible relationships
with others but still be totally
connected to
God why not why not kind of like what
you're saying like why not have to hate
someone could love them I'm saying if
I'm putting it in the ultimate when you
do theoretical you want to go to the
ultimate end like I'm going to the
ultimate end I would think that would
work but I've tended to I've notice that
when I interview them and you know
you're watching their facial muscles and
you're watching the way they're talking
about stuff you that it's uh that it
there's some there's some level of like
an OCD thing going on and that and and
then they're just kind of their
obsession is is God's going to somehow
save me from all of this which is
wonderful it's true and it's faith and
it's good and it's but um but I I
haven't gotten to the bottom of how much
we have to be okay to have a
relationship with God can we be totally
messed up and have a relationship with
God it's probably not the healthiest
relation ship if you're struggling so
many there's there's so many other
issues if you don't love yourself you
can't communicate with other people and
then your relationship with I just feel
like there would be issues some
themselves and and be very confident
themselves they just relationships
overwhelm them so they don't have that
many I don't think it makes them a bad
person or no one was speaking about good
person and bad person I know but I don't
think it's the opposite of Tri I think
nor there's some people that are very
normal and they
just can I ask here's the yeah sure um
how you said before uh you know people
that have a very bad relationship with
themsel and with other people but they
have a very good relationship with God
but before that you said
that everything is kind let's say you
have a good relationship with your wife
and with your siblings and with your
friends so automatically it's connected
to the relationship you have with God
that it's one big
practice I didn't say it's it's it's a
practice in your relationship with
God what does that ex because we're not
we're inside the mind of God none of
this is here meaning I'm married to this
giant thing of goop called Leia and
she's married to this giant thing of
goop called yumove and we have all these
little giant things of Goo sitting
around our table we're this is all going
on in the mind of God so
when you're really holding in the
cabalistic level of life and you've been
given all these relationships literally
Bashar like you notice how Bashar who
your siblings are who your parents are
it's so
Bashar you know and I think my
relationship with God is very much
mirrored with my relationship with my
father and and it's really if I'm not
okay with my father relationship it's
question how good I'm going to be going
with God and there's been some struggles
in my life over that and so and so like
we really got to be at peace with our
fathers and our mothers those are the
people who had us they're our creators
and God's our true creator I mean God's
the one who created the Eternal part of
you but they created the physical you
God created the soul they created the
body and so this is all those are that's
your major practice if our relationship
with our parents is is not going so hot
so I mean if you can't like stay on the
phone with your mom when she
calls she like seems to not be able to
call the right time ever you know so
that's kind of where you got to be
focusing on like it's very nice you said
to Hill him at the cotel but but you got
to you got to work that out and when
that's worked out then your relationship
with God becomes more possible to to
work that out because there's a whole
our all these relationships are all part
of this thing don't forget there's not
even time meaning the passage of time
there's no passage of time God doesn't
do time time's only our perspective of
of lots of
Nows what are what is now now is reality
lots of Nows is time but God only does
now and so yo God only does now and
there's lots of Nows going on so but God
doesn't do
time and he also doesn't do space he
only does What's called the elus which
is godliness fused into this goofy big
Goofy creation of ours now I'm getting
too
calistic I wasn't planning on going
cabalistic at all that's why there's one
two three four on the board so number
one is uh uh
humanity and we're talking about
God's relationship
with
humanity and and that lasted until the
time
of U I mean it lasts for all time
obviously but the failures meaning the
constant failure of God's plan a this
was like God's plan a
um know really it should say ABC D cuz
when people say plan they don't say plan
one so it's really plan
a plan B plan C
okay so God's original plan was just God
in creation you'll notice that the
Jewish people only show up after 20
meaning let's say Mount sin is like kind
of our big in you know inauguration so
that's 20 thou
2448 years 2448 after the humanity thing
so this this goes on for
2,448 years where it's really just God
and humanity and if I really want to be
more accurate I would say like this
because when God gave up wasn't at Sinai
God gave up on this whole plan a was uh
gave up on it in
1948 1948 was the birth of Adam um sorry
birth of Abraham
Abraham in 1940 it was the birth of
Abraham and that's about when God threw
in the towel so um what do you mean he
threw in the towel well I mean he threw
in the towel many times
the tow with in the generation of Noah I
mean with everybody else but he kept
Noah and his sons alive and then 10
Generations later of just God and
Humanity he threw in the towel and then
there was Abraham Abraham he did this
whole breeding exper experiment where he
bred off yesma and then he bred off ASA
in order to create a Yakov that's why
we're not called Ben Abraham we are not
Ben Abraham we are not
B why because B Abraham are also all the
Arab nomadic tribes B aam are all the
Eastern tribes meaning all the people of
India and stuff like that and Bak are
all the European tribes ASA like the
United States of Asa the westerners so
that's all the children of Asa and so
we're not B we are called B Isel or bov
the children of yob and that all started
in 1948 through the this this breeding
experience took place from the Advent of
Abraham and this is where God moved into
Plan B Plan B
was the Jewish
people
and and it's now it's really important
you get this God did not give up on
Humanity think about it the Jewish
people are only 0 1% of the world
population that means 99.9% of the
population of the world are the is
Humanity God didn't give up on Humanity
God just changed his game he change the
plan what's the new plan the new plan is
to create what's called in University a
teachers assistant system where you can
have this like kind of spaced out
Professor who's like you know living in
his Ivory Tower he has office hours
every third Thursday from 11:00 a.m. to
11:05 he's hooked on caffeine tobacco's
been divorced four times and he is
deeply depressed and he has very lofty
thesis that no one seems to understand
except what he has about six graduate
students who are his Tas and the
meanwhile it's philosophy 101 but how do
a bunch of like drunken Stone college
kids understand philosophy 101 from such
a
professor and the answer is they're
Stone teachers assistants they have
graduate students who are also half
Stone and because they're half Stone
they know how to explain to this the
kids in philosophy 101 cuz you you can't
get out of University without at least a
philosophy class and so those teachers
assistance now what's the ratio of
teachers assistance well different
university has different rules but let's
just say um let's just say it's 1 to 20
something like that well it's
interesting C our your uh iPhone for a
second do you want Market yeah
okay what's 7 ion divided by 13
million so there's about 538 Gentiles
for every
Jew cool is that Mak sense no not at
all no it
shouldn't
538 Rob are you person
let's just say the ratio of a university
teachers
assistant is very I guess according to
God's rules of what you know the policy
is there's got to be this amount of Jews
for the
world you got that did I blow the number
there no okay so anyway what it is is
I'm going to put light
beams that go towards who who are those
light beams going towards Humanity God I
didn't give up on you man he just
realized he bit off more than he could
chew cuz think about it this this Matrix
we're in this Matrix we're in probably
most of you thought you were living in a
real world until I started talking about
my hands going through goop right didn't
you all think this was air and that
you're actually having a real life here
so you've been you spent all this time
thinking it's real and you're a Jew in
Jerusalem imagine what the Gentiles are
thinking and they are locked into the
Matrix big time the Jews are locked into
you yourselves who probably most of you
are observant you actually keep Shabbat
which the whole point is that none of
this world's real and God lets us
pretend for six days that we're actually
doing something and then he says no get
your get your stinking hands out of
creation for one whole day so we can so
we can rendevu in the real world shabas
is the real world of pure
relationship six days he lets us go into
the Matrix and pretend we're part of
things and the truth is when you close
your door shabas night and make shabas
dinner it should be that your neighbors
could like come pounding on your door
and there's nobody home and like we just
saw the whole family go in they just got
back from sh and they're pounding on the
door and they're like we know you're in
there finally you know cuz I don't know
let's say something's wrong there was a
gas leak in the neighborhood and they're
trying to get everyone out finally
someone comes into the house and
searches all they're not there meaning
we really disappear every shabas it's
just that God wanted the Gentiles to
have free will so he keeps our bodies
looking like we're here and the way we
disappear every shabas into TR the truth
is by CE ceasing from manipulating
matter think about it the 39 malas of
chabas are 39 ways of manipulating
things because what do we do all six
days God lets us go like knock ourselves
out like manipulating things sending
email here doing this there buying this
here turning this off here turning this
on here taking ra cooked here you know
cooking up some food and making it
cooked and like he lets us do our thing
comes Shabbat he's like let's get back
to the truth let's get back in
now think how much God one second think
how much God bit off what's your namey
schamy schy think how much God bid off
thinking the Gentiles were going to get
what I just
said the Gentiles of the world you're
Jews and you barely get what I'm saying
and you probably even keep the shop as
your life and never even thought about
what I just said
am I
right you probably most you keeping
shabas never even thought about any of
that about what about what shabas is
meaning what I just shared chabas to
be could you explain a b more likea and
N that's what shab it's not just you
know you explain past the spicy mustard
please M deli roll didn't get enough
yeah so
Shalom can you imagine God trying to do
this with Humanity you get to do it with
us however there was a way he did it and
the way he did it was prophecy by giving
prophecy God had a Fighting Chance a
Fighting Chance one second he had a
Fighting Chance on giving it over to a
nation One Nation wow he already saw the
other idea flopped what if we try this
what if what if I just like what if I
just break all the rules meaning
normally the rules are we're here and
he's there what if I break all the rules
and just like do a major power surge you
know what a power surge is like right
now this is coming down at
220 but like on in our building we have
like you know who knows 10,000 volts
probably more 100,000 volts and then
that gets broken down through our
circuits to
220 but it's hitting this part of the
Jewish quarter at probably 250,000 BTS
as is probably taking a lot of that but
you know it it keeps coming down from a
power plant that's probably putting out
a million volts or probably 10 million
volts or 100 million volts you get
what's going on so God's like H this has
failed for a really long
time and when it comes to
siai at
2448 why do you wait so long when it
comes to
Sinai it's really hard to get it between
it looks like an easy shot but between
the ceiling and that thing it's not so
easy um so at 2448 at sin God said what
if I just like go for you know what a
power surges I mean we have surge
protectors to protect our building but
what if we didn't have a surge protector
and instead of 10,000 coming in h what
if a 100 thou sorry 100,000 come in age
what if like a million volts or 100
million volts straight from the
Jerusalem power plant came in here what
would happen to these bulbs it's just
inst we'd all be covered in glass right
now oh joy
yeah well sin was no joy and why do you
think Moses came down and said like
y'all got three days we're like three
days to what and he was like I'm not
sure I just got the message that we got
three days to like figure ourselves out
cuz something's going to go down in
three days no one knew it was going to
happen no one was going to no one had
any idea what was going to
happen but all we had was these
instructions to prepare ourselves for
something super heavy duty and I believe
me it was not
cheesecake it was far from Cheesecake oh
maybe I want to
say in fact if if if they even found out
that cheesecake was the way we were
going to celebrate it just be
like someone explain this like sukot you
were in a Suka okay that makes sense um
okay there was a show for blast that
would make sense too you know pesak okay
eating the bread of Affliction you know
that all works
out when God does the full-on power
surge and everyone's covered in glass
we're eating
cheesecake you're eating cheesecake this
this week and you're like so you're
like it's a little shark
like you can see my brain is like
totally out of control now one sec one
sec no question right now I'm going to
roll then I'll come to question what
someone had a question here oh that's
cool I'm sorry
listen I told you at the beginning of
this class I'm holding on for dear life
today you know like no questions for a
little while so
anyway anyway the point is is just like
the point is is that it's just
like God said I'm Breaking All the Rules
here for part for Plan B
plan a was an utter disaster it was an
utter disaster and what do I mean by
disaster it's very simple sexual
licentiousness sorry to go for the
jugular and
idolatry those are the too biggies all
the time sexual licentiousness is why is
that of issue for God the reason it's of
issue for God is it's
selfish and the meaning you don't even
exist all there is is God but you the
ultimate expression like no there's only
me is you doing whatever the hell you
want with your body that's like total
loss you lost it like once your once
your brain has been taken over by a
small part of your body no offense the
the you know at that point God's like
what was the point what was the point of
me doing this you know you imagine when
God showed the Angels you know there was
that conversation with the angels of
creation like should I do it should I
not you know that's from the letter n
let us cre creation n you imagine when
the when he showed the Angels the
diagram of man and he starts explaining
that part of the body because angels are
probably like hey what's that you know
God had like a whole diagram of man was
a stick figure quite literally and and
he's like what's that and God explains
and like shows like the whole history of
it and the angels are like we're
out we're out this is this creation's
going nowhere you know like man's never
going to get that he's never going to
get the relationship ship so this this
is a deadend relationship this is going
to be pure selfishness you know people
are going to ruin their entire families
on this their entire careers on this
their entire everything will fall apart
on this one part of the body it is
insane and God's like oh don't worry
about it um after
after a thousand 948 meaning after two
Millennia of of death and destructions
through
sexuality what is the Commandment
Abraham gets when figures got
out circumcision uhhuh now it all starts
to make some sense cuz that is a little
bit of a bizarre place to be making
covenants with
people wouldn't have been the first
place I would have thought of if I were
making a covenant with someone you know
you making a business deal okay
everybody drop your drawers you
know we're going to lock this in here so
I was like what so especially if they're
Gentiles cuz they're like stay away
now but that is why when God finally
says we're going for Plan B we're
putting the Covenant there so that
maybe maybe at least at least if there's
enough light in the room the guy might
see it and and put a pour a cold ice
bucket of water he'll join the Ice
Bucket Challenge and get little ice
water over his head and get his brain
back
together now the but the other one is
idolatry and idolatry is very simple you
imagine like God's like you know imagine
God's like H Let's see we got to make an
Earth how are they going to how are they
going to see I guess we need light okay
let's make a sun and what's going to
keep them warm oh the sun does that too
okay we got a sun for that too oh we got
to eat oh we need photosynthesis okay
let's try the Sun and like wow man God's
like this sun is great like it does it
all it gives light it gives heat and
then he's like but the Earth's just
going to be shooting around who knows
gets hit by an asteroid what's going to
happen so he says he says oh my gosh
gravitational pull the sun works for
that as well the sun is
awesome God loves the sun he made the
sun and it just does it all for us now
imagine I want you to imagine this
morning but not our morning earlier in
India you know we're all asleep so we're
more or less covered so God's just kind
of watching some Monk in a big sheet
come out you know he's wearing a sheet
and he comes out of his cave staring
over the
Himalayas waiting for that sun to hit
the Horizon and the Sun hits the Horizon
and God's like really excited to like
have this guy you know like he's getting
up like imagine this never happened
before obviously and the guy just like
drops on his face and Bows in front of
the
sun now if you were God you'd just be
like does anyone have any crackers for
my chopped
liver that was so Coring talk about chop
liver so here God created this perfect
entity called the Sun that is just so
perfect for our planet in so many ways
serving so many
purposes and people worship it instead
of the creator of
it you know what I'm saying it's crazy
so those are deal
breakers those are deal breakers for God
and so Humanity was an absolute disaster
for
this however the Jewish people how's God
going to pull it off Jewish we're also
people we also have sexual desire we
also have we also can easily forget
there's a God and think our money comes
from work or
something it's EAS easy for us to think
that our food comes from the market you
know doesn't come from the market oh
comes from the field okay where' it come
for there from the seed okay where' that
come from but you see we can easily we
as Jews can forget so the way God got us
was through fullon Power surch Mount Si
boom but prophecy didn't end there God
actually let prophecy be part of our
national tradition we were a nation of
prophets do you know there were Times of
Israel Temple period that there were
millions of
prophets millions of prophets millions
of prophet meaning it was almost
impossible to play a card game on
shads you'd be sitting around the table
and like your you know your 14-year-old
brother's just like just give me your
Aid
already
so we were we are a nation of prophets
We're a nation of prophets I mean how is
it possible otherwise that our cist have
everything in common with all of the
tribal medicine Chiefs of the planet
how's that possible I mean the tribal
medicine Chiefs who have entered into
the the E ether on their whatever things
they take in in the jungles and have
thousands of years of
experience and have rules and
regulations of the spiritual worlds and
when they meet a Jew who's done nothing
but sitting Yesa his whole life but he
had a spiritual tendency towards
cabala and when they sit down and
compare noes they're talking the same
exact stuff how's that possible we don't
have those kinds of we don't have jungle
medicine in Israel we have no tradition
of jungle medicine and yet when they go
into the details they you find out that
the cabalist has about 99.9% more more
um
intricacy outlined in cabala than that
medicine Chief could ever have dreamed
of and while he teaches him some of it
the medicine Chief's like you know for
every like 15 details he's like ah my
teacher taught me that about 20 years
ago meaning there's another thing in
common and and then the cist goes on for
another 40 details and then he said
ahuh I met one medicine chief of a tribe
and he uh he actually was keeping all of
the laws literally not just tah he was
keeping all the
laws of the coin gutle he keeps all the
laws of the coin gutle crazy stuff and
and it's
like he was like how do you know this
stuff I'm like how do you know this how
do you know all these details of of the
coin guttle and he's like who's the coin
guttle you never heard of a coin guttle
you
know and I asked him to sing me some of
his chants so some of the chants he does
when he's in a trance every single
consonant was either a yud or a hay or a
v or an olive every single consant
that's all that was going on there was
just yudes and Hayes and VVS and olives
an Olive's just what's an olive an olive
is a V with two
UT
the whole that's and he's got like know
about 60 hours of chance believe it I
didn't sit there for 60 hours but I he
gave me several samples like what you
want me to start singing yeah yeah you
could YouTube or whatever go on you know
music music spots to to hear it so
anyway long story but you get what I'm
saying prophecy We're a nation of
prophets we didn't how do we know this
stuff how do we know know all this stuff
the answer is prophecy now everybody how
did we do in our 12 tribe Jerusalem
Temple orb of light for the humanity how
did we do oh that great oh boy plan
C Exile now the truth is God would have
gotten rid of us there except he
promised he wouldn't um God like said
we'd be an eternal nation which on the
one hand is a blessing on the other hand
we've been through hell you know like
had he just forsaken us we would have
just disappeared into the Gentiles and
like it would have been over with the
temple destruction but God had this
whole Eternal Nation thing meaning God
was only going to do this once for our
planet and that's us we we are the ones
we are the
ones we are the chosen yeah so he
basically chose us for this job we blew
the job big time and so what we did
instead is we went into Exile which is
our carpet uh sah it's
our this is our
ethical
monotheism
carpet
bomb we basically carpet bomb the planet
with ethical
monotheism that's that became our new
job meaning if you guys can't get it
together in Israel and do what you're
supposed to be doing which we blew big
time first temp and second temple God
said so you'll do it an exile by just
being there and you'll be this like holy
righteous bunch of people in a little
stle singing If I Were a Rich Man and
the Gentiles will just feel all like
bombed out by you for like you know
being being you know you know toothless
wonders who like have have you know like
six children all with different
mothers they'll uh you they'll just kind
of have to deal with Jews in all their
areas and then they'll of course expel
us every time they get a chance why they
expelled us for their own reasons but
why so that we can carpet bomb the
planet cuz Jews tend to stick together
and we would have just wound up in a
couple countries we'd never leave but
you have to Exile us and Exile us and
Exile us and Exile us and Exile us till
the whole planet is talking God which it
is today and we didn't do a great job of
that either so apparently we needed
Christianity and Islam to talk God as
well
but but uh I don't want to go there
exactly you know cuz that's been pretty
rough on the globe those two been rough
on the globe we've been pretty gentle on
the globe we're we're only we keep to
ourselves we just make you feel really
guilty um they on the other hand have
been uh a little bit vicious now the the
last is the period that we went into in
the 1800s Common Era when all these like
super capitalistic exous rabbis realize
simultaneously simultaneously that the
Exile is over the Von
the B the
benishai other cblas in Yemen like like
spontaneously just went
like Redemption is
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coming and that is the Redemption period
and that's the period we're in now it's
going real slow I mean not that slow I
mean if I can pull away the board for a
moment exhibit a the Temple Mount yeah
it's not going that slow it's moving but
I think when you're in it it feels
impatient I mean how many of you are
getting Los your patience a little bit
with messia so but redemption's for sure
coming I mean if you're if you're
impatient you're crazy because if you
know any history we are in the most
insane time ever is amazing times and
the in gathering of the exil is
happening now like like more strict
opinions a year ago two years ago looser
opinions are going to be in the next
year or two we're going to be in the
majority of Jews on the planet
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shom everyone go
Ahad