Rabbi Yom Tov Glaser - Four Stages Of World History

to uh the uh what is this course called practical practical spirituality here at the essentials course in ASA Tor World Center Jerusalem I'm just getting my past ready I just got out of the bath I just decided to take a bath right before class then R ining it was amazing I was just in there like melting away with candle light and light music and lavender I don't like bubbles and listening to some uh list you can't listen to tour in the bathroom so instead I put on some Guru from India talking about the [Laughter] afterlife I basically was there by the time you finished falling asleep in a hot bath anyway do my PS look okay um when in doubt listen to a gur in a hot bath so the anyway but I'm in a total non-resource state so I'm going to teach a class that's easy for me to teach and interesting for you to hear okay um just to give an update I feel bad we did this whole discussion about saving this family from getting evicted a family of 10 and we even raised funds BR we uh we needed uh $3,700 and uh and we we got it which is amazing so when they got to their court case to pull their house out of the out of getting ripped out from under them by the bank the um the the the bank thought they were going to walk in there showing how much he owed and when they pulled out the thing to show how much he owed the lawyer that I also arranged came out this is just for a family loose and bayar outskirts of Jerusalem so the the lawyer pulls out his like you can the ink was still dripping you know cuz it got paid that morning Bank the bank you know thought they had him you know to show he's not current on the house and uh but in fact the the lawyer reps out the frenh ink I mean you could have gotten ston smelling this paper and and it said f is f is f like z00 Z he owes nothing so the their lawyer was like what is this and we but we pulled that off this class the Facebook live we pulled this off and the lawyer went against you know obviously the lawyer is still going to do his lawyer thing so their lawyer went off and so the judge said listen he's clean we're not taking away his house he's got two months to pay his mortgage for the next two months and then I'm willing to take his house out of this whole mess and so we got two more months B and we're going to be good and uh just want everyone to know that we got that done um so it's nice to know sometimes you hear about you know people are doing a cause and then you never get to find out whether it worked so it worked I wanted it to work all together but okay I'll take a two mon two Monon extension and and the price of his mortgage is about half the price of what we raised in one day so please God we'll uh we'll get this pulled off now um and and by the way I raised eight months of his mortgage uh about $11,000 um and what I did wrong was didn't realize there were legal fees it was the 700 was the bank charging us his legal Fe is that ridiculous like if you got a poor guy who's been paying his mortgage blue his mortgage but then pays it in one big chunk like you're going to slam him and take away his house for the Le leftover legal F you know you hear what I'm saying like that's just cruel and his oh by the way his electricity is only on because I gave him my credit card number so if anyone would like to give any uh electricity to a family it's uh it runs about 300 shekels about 100 bucks a week week is what he's paying right now in electricity so whatever right now they're on my on my credit card please put them on yours now who wants the extra Merit you get it and unfortunately they don't have gas showers their showers are on the electricity in that house and uh and you should just know this is a man who supported um he supported over 10 families for the last 15 years with his business before he got attacked by his partner so like this is a man who's done nothing but help people and just one where why am I on it he put me on the map 25 years ago he marved me toid and my Sho like he's the one who brought me to my sh and the only reason I'm here today standing in front of you doing what I do is because of the broad my broad shoulders are from him and not only that but the funniest part of the story is about 10 years ago I had no money for shabas and I didn't want to tell my wife and kids but like the kids were kind of like what are we going to eat and uh and we had no money for Friday forget Sho like we didn't have any money for food and so what I did was I he's you know he's this businessman so I I just said hey can we come for shavas he's like sure so I bring me and my eight kids over for shavas and we're just cracking up during the meal just we're just eating away you know like everyone's having like double the chicken you know like like everyone's just like making up for all the lost lost protein and they uh and of course we're very close so I confided in him that really we don't have any money you know we're here for sh was cuz we couldn't have made it ourselves and this guy gave it to me over the head for the entire shabas he slam me he slamed me for an entire shavas saying like you yumove should never lack you are not monetizing yourself properly you are not putting out there in a financial way what you got and he just got me and got me and got me got me didn't stop nailing me the whole shabas and by the time I left him on chabas I was on fire and you want to know something there has not been a single day or a single chabas where we were in that situation ever since he gave it to me so not only did he put me on the map 25 years ago but 10 years ago he paid for me financially and as I told those who were here or watched that I had their whole family over shabas because they don't have anything to eat and I had them all over last shavas 10 there 10 family of 10 kids so it's 12 souls in the house and I told them during the meal cuz all kids are eating there and they all know they're in serious situation so I told them all that you're only eating at my house right now cuz of your father this is your father's food cuz he he's the one who got me to where I am today and how I'm able to pay for this meal so it amazing to give him that that credit in his lowest point of his life anyway so anyone wants to be helping out we're going to do that we're going to cover this mortgage the next two months and on do disturb yeah of course and then I got him on the I got him meetings this week with major businessmen to like I want to get him back on his feet now that we got a breathing space let's get him working and back in business okay here we go today we're doing five levels of relationship and the only reason we're here is for relationship that's why you're on the planet relationship that's what you're doing here so if you have a relationship to yourself that's the beginning you have to have relationship to yourself then if you have a relationship with yourself that's good then you can have a relationship with others if you have a relationship with others that good you can have a relationship with God and have full relationships three levels of relationship you to yourself which enables you to others and you can have a relationship with Hashem now um you to others just to explain that because you're probably wondering why do I have to love myself to love anyone else and the answer is it's because when you don't love yourself that means you're you're basically sick and me there's something really wrong with you and what happens is you'll notice until you love yourself you will use all your other relationships to feel better mean everyone you know including your own parents and siblings are Band-Aids for yourself that's why you call one parent when you're feeling this way and you call another parent when you're feeling that way they they serve different functions for your Wellness but once you love yourself and that's like my main work like right now got a group of like 50 men and not we have 50 men in the possibly you and we're just 50 men who are going to start off not loving themselves and by the end of the seminar and possi you that'll be loving themselves see love and they have to look in the mirror every day and say I love you I really love you it's part of the seminar but they can't most of them couldn't say it so they're saying instead I'm willing to learn to love you which 20 years ago took me five weeks I had to say I'm willing to learn to love you for 5 weeks until I can finally say I love you I really love you in the mirror that's what it took yeah you you had a question um can you hit me with some water please so I mean don't hit me literally I got a cup okay so are those yours or someone else anyway so you understand why you got to love yourself before you love someone else CU until you love yourself you're just using people to feel better about yourself so loving yourself is the key and the key to loving yourself is the key to loving yourself is to is to recognize your essence thank you so much I think I should take the Bott or I have another cup here too oh it's used is to recognize your essence and your essence is your soul meaning your true Essence is your soul and if your essence is your soul what's not the love you know think about it if your if your true Essence is the soul meaning what is the Consciousness you're looking at right now you see me you see me right well what is you that sees me your eyes eyes don't see eyes just report you have uh visual cones that report vibrational realities outside of you which is me right now and they're reporting those to your Consciousness that Consciousness is the soul and when it's if you are if you're someone who identifies herself or hisself as a soul so then you know what's not the love it's very simple just the soul it's only the the little voice in your head that little voice that says you know stupid ugly um unlovable unacceptable unworthy you know all that crud which isn't you at all that's not your Consciousness that's your that's a stream of thoughts that come from the left brain and um and they're formed in your childhood and but that's not you so the the way you love yourself is by stripping away what's not you and getting to what is you which is the soul and once you're at the soul there what's not the love Soul has no identity it's not male it's not female it's it's just pure experience pure experience and if I'm pure experience so that Consciousness that is in the pure experience is certainly worthy of Love It Is Love what is love anyway no there's no definition of it but it's a sense of Oneness sense of Oneness whether it's with yourself whether it's with others whether it's with God love and love and one are the same that's why Bob Marley said one love one love one heart let's get together never snap RIT so anyway all love is is just an experience of Oneness that's what love is but that's not a definition it's just you know lack of separation and so if you can recognize the Oneness that's you you can love yourself meaning the Oneness of your soul with and it's also the Oneness of your soul with all the others all other people so that's also love and obviously we have something called soulmates that's also love and then we also have a relationship with the the actual energy source of all reality that's also love so anytime you're there's lack of separateness in your life and you've got this level of unity in your life so you're in the world of called love and it's an amazing place it's our greatest desire and the funny thing is it's it has no definition there's no way to define the word love and interestingly what's another UND definable thing that also is very important I hate you canine the other one's God God has no definition love and God have no definition there's zero definition for God and there's zero definition for love and yet there the two things that you want more than anything else you you have no exact definition or no definition well God has no definition at all and love has everyone has their own version of love everyone has their own interpretation of Love yeah that's true but the um but there's never a time where you can stand up in front of a bunch of people give a definition and have them all say that that's love has their own thing but it's not that it has own definition right so the closest I can come though to something that everyone would agree with God is no is uh is Oneness meaning when you're not on yourself you're notus with yourself you're not you're not in an argument with yourself an argument with yourself would be I'm no good or I'm I'm I'm I'm you know awful or I'm unlovable that would be having an argument with yourself but if you let go of that argument and just be in love with yourself so now you're at one with yourself you're not M you're not broken up but I don't want to go there I'm not in a philosophical mood at all right now okay I take it back I'm actually I'm actually in crazy mood right now I I'm like I'm doing my best to even be nice um so so when when God created this place I'm listen I'm professional like I've been in believe me I've been in some crazy situations I mean I've been in situations where literally I was balling for six hours straight and then having to go be the the speaker at a dinner of a major organization meeting the MC and giving the keynote and I literally like drove there not even be able to see it looked like it was raining that's not and then got up there and nailed it CU because there's no other way you know when you do the thing you do for thousands of hours it doesn't matter really what kind of move you got a thumbs up still trying to figure out what that means exactly at my age someone liked what you said okay that's good hey our solders back yeah we feel so much safer now now the now the God created this world for relationship that's the whole point the whole point of creation is relationship that's it and who's the relationship supposed to be with god with God that's the relationship but how do you have a relationship with an infinite being so what God does is he has you have all kinds of other relationships to practice everything's a practice in all your relationships you're always practicing in your relationship with God and so we so for the example how I treat you all here is is a practice in my relationship with God how I treat my children is really a practice in my relationship with God how I treat my wife is a practice in my relationship how am I treating myself it's a practice in my relationship God these are all practices because none of this exists like cabalistic we're in the mind of God like none of this I know this looks 3D but my hands are like going through goop right now you know this this is not nothing's left God's mind everything's in God's mind so this is all God playing video here God's in playing some video game where we have this illusion of Free Will and all these relationships that we're having everything is relationships think of that your whole life just or how about this this will really drive it home ready for this statement your life is only as good as your relationships think about that one your life is only as good as your relationship so for example someone who sees like someone who sees like business as like their life but they have like their relationships are just like totally burning all around them how's his life going it's not going well his life's only as good as a relationship and the opposite is someone who's someone whose business is Crash and burning his financial life's crash and burning but he's got a tremendous relationship with his wife with his or she has a tremendous relationship with her husband or their children how's their life life's okay the important things are okay I have a friend who went through some hell financially in New York so whenever I'd call him and say how are you he'd always say the important things are okay yeah um I hear the statement but I don't necessarily agree with it I'm not good at pronouns I've made a lot of statements recently which one that your life's as only good as your relationship yeah oh okay don't think necessarily I I think it's it's for some people are like that and some people are not some people you're not like that obviously no no no that's not true not at all I'm have a very good relationship with and they don't have to have so many relationships want other and they're still very content in their life so I think it's a matter you know I always wonder I know people who have a terrible relationship with themselves in a terrible relationship with others but a really strong relationship with God so I always wonder because I've met many of people like that and especially in the community and they they many of them are seem OCD to me a little bit meaning they're not dealing with certain things in their lives and so they've just put it all like they're throwing it all up there you know what I mean like I've met a lot of people like that but i' like to be able to believe that it's that you could hate yourself have terrible relationships with others but still be totally connected to God why not why not kind of like what you're saying like why not have to hate someone could love them I'm saying if I'm putting it in the ultimate when you do theoretical you want to go to the ultimate end like I'm going to the ultimate end I would think that would work but I've tended to I've notice that when I interview them and you know you're watching their facial muscles and you're watching the way they're talking about stuff you that it's uh that it there's some there's some level of like an OCD thing going on and that and and then they're just kind of their obsession is is God's going to somehow save me from all of this which is wonderful it's true and it's faith and it's good and it's but um but I I haven't gotten to the bottom of how much we have to be okay to have a relationship with God can we be totally messed up and have a relationship with God it's probably not the healthiest relation ship if you're struggling so many there's there's so many other issues if you don't love yourself you can't communicate with other people and then your relationship with I just feel like there would be issues some themselves and and be very confident themselves they just relationships overwhelm them so they don't have that many I don't think it makes them a bad person or no one was speaking about good person and bad person I know but I don't think it's the opposite of Tri I think nor there's some people that are very normal and they just can I ask here's the yeah sure um how you said before uh you know people that have a very bad relationship with themsel and with other people but they have a very good relationship with God but before that you said that everything is kind let's say you have a good relationship with your wife and with your siblings and with your friends so automatically it's connected to the relationship you have with God that it's one big practice I didn't say it's it's it's a practice in your relationship with God what does that ex because we're not we're inside the mind of God none of this is here meaning I'm married to this giant thing of goop called Leia and she's married to this giant thing of goop called yumove and we have all these little giant things of Goo sitting around our table we're this is all going on in the mind of God so when you're really holding in the cabalistic level of life and you've been given all these relationships literally Bashar like you notice how Bashar who your siblings are who your parents are it's so Bashar you know and I think my relationship with God is very much mirrored with my relationship with my father and and it's really if I'm not okay with my father relationship it's question how good I'm going to be going with God and there's been some struggles in my life over that and so and so like we really got to be at peace with our fathers and our mothers those are the people who had us they're our creators and God's our true creator I mean God's the one who created the Eternal part of you but they created the physical you God created the soul they created the body and so this is all those are that's your major practice if our relationship with our parents is is not going so hot so I mean if you can't like stay on the phone with your mom when she calls she like seems to not be able to call the right time ever you know so that's kind of where you got to be focusing on like it's very nice you said to Hill him at the cotel but but you got to you got to work that out and when that's worked out then your relationship with God becomes more possible to to work that out because there's a whole our all these relationships are all part of this thing don't forget there's not even time meaning the passage of time there's no passage of time God doesn't do time time's only our perspective of of lots of Nows what are what is now now is reality lots of Nows is time but God only does now and so yo God only does now and there's lots of Nows going on so but God doesn't do time and he also doesn't do space he only does What's called the elus which is godliness fused into this goofy big Goofy creation of ours now I'm getting too calistic I wasn't planning on going cabalistic at all that's why there's one two three four on the board so number one is uh uh humanity and we're talking about God's relationship with humanity and and that lasted until the time of U I mean it lasts for all time obviously but the failures meaning the constant failure of God's plan a this was like God's plan a um know really it should say ABC D cuz when people say plan they don't say plan one so it's really plan a plan B plan C okay so God's original plan was just God in creation you'll notice that the Jewish people only show up after 20 meaning let's say Mount sin is like kind of our big in you know inauguration so that's 20 thou 2448 years 2448 after the humanity thing so this this goes on for 2,448 years where it's really just God and humanity and if I really want to be more accurate I would say like this because when God gave up wasn't at Sinai God gave up on this whole plan a was uh gave up on it in 1948 1948 was the birth of Adam um sorry birth of Abraham Abraham in 1940 it was the birth of Abraham and that's about when God threw in the towel so um what do you mean he threw in the towel well I mean he threw in the towel many times the tow with in the generation of Noah I mean with everybody else but he kept Noah and his sons alive and then 10 Generations later of just God and Humanity he threw in the towel and then there was Abraham Abraham he did this whole breeding exper experiment where he bred off yesma and then he bred off ASA in order to create a Yakov that's why we're not called Ben Abraham we are not Ben Abraham we are not B why because B Abraham are also all the Arab nomadic tribes B aam are all the Eastern tribes meaning all the people of India and stuff like that and Bak are all the European tribes ASA like the United States of Asa the westerners so that's all the children of Asa and so we're not B we are called B Isel or bov the children of yob and that all started in 1948 through the this this breeding experience took place from the Advent of Abraham and this is where God moved into Plan B Plan B was the Jewish people and and it's now it's really important you get this God did not give up on Humanity think about it the Jewish people are only 0 1% of the world population that means 99.9% of the population of the world are the is Humanity God didn't give up on Humanity God just changed his game he change the plan what's the new plan the new plan is to create what's called in University a teachers assistant system where you can have this like kind of spaced out Professor who's like you know living in his Ivory Tower he has office hours every third Thursday from 11:00 a.m. to 11:05 he's hooked on caffeine tobacco's been divorced four times and he is deeply depressed and he has very lofty thesis that no one seems to understand except what he has about six graduate students who are his Tas and the meanwhile it's philosophy 101 but how do a bunch of like drunken Stone college kids understand philosophy 101 from such a professor and the answer is they're Stone teachers assistants they have graduate students who are also half Stone and because they're half Stone they know how to explain to this the kids in philosophy 101 cuz you you can't get out of University without at least a philosophy class and so those teachers assistance now what's the ratio of teachers assistance well different university has different rules but let's just say um let's just say it's 1 to 20 something like that well it's interesting C our your uh iPhone for a second do you want Market yeah okay what's 7 ion divided by 13 million so there's about 538 Gentiles for every Jew cool is that Mak sense no not at all no it shouldn't 538 Rob are you person let's just say the ratio of a university teachers assistant is very I guess according to God's rules of what you know the policy is there's got to be this amount of Jews for the world you got that did I blow the number there no okay so anyway what it is is I'm going to put light beams that go towards who who are those light beams going towards Humanity God I didn't give up on you man he just realized he bit off more than he could chew cuz think about it this this Matrix we're in this Matrix we're in probably most of you thought you were living in a real world until I started talking about my hands going through goop right didn't you all think this was air and that you're actually having a real life here so you've been you spent all this time thinking it's real and you're a Jew in Jerusalem imagine what the Gentiles are thinking and they are locked into the Matrix big time the Jews are locked into you yourselves who probably most of you are observant you actually keep Shabbat which the whole point is that none of this world's real and God lets us pretend for six days that we're actually doing something and then he says no get your get your stinking hands out of creation for one whole day so we can so we can rendevu in the real world shabas is the real world of pure relationship six days he lets us go into the Matrix and pretend we're part of things and the truth is when you close your door shabas night and make shabas dinner it should be that your neighbors could like come pounding on your door and there's nobody home and like we just saw the whole family go in they just got back from sh and they're pounding on the door and they're like we know you're in there finally you know cuz I don't know let's say something's wrong there was a gas leak in the neighborhood and they're trying to get everyone out finally someone comes into the house and searches all they're not there meaning we really disappear every shabas it's just that God wanted the Gentiles to have free will so he keeps our bodies looking like we're here and the way we disappear every shabas into TR the truth is by CE ceasing from manipulating matter think about it the 39 malas of chabas are 39 ways of manipulating things because what do we do all six days God lets us go like knock ourselves out like manipulating things sending email here doing this there buying this here turning this off here turning this on here taking ra cooked here you know cooking up some food and making it cooked and like he lets us do our thing comes Shabbat he's like let's get back to the truth let's get back in now think how much God one second think how much God bit off what's your namey schamy schy think how much God bid off thinking the Gentiles were going to get what I just said the Gentiles of the world you're Jews and you barely get what I'm saying and you probably even keep the shop as your life and never even thought about what I just said am I right you probably most you keeping shabas never even thought about any of that about what about what shabas is meaning what I just shared chabas to be could you explain a b more likea and N that's what shab it's not just you know you explain past the spicy mustard please M deli roll didn't get enough yeah so Shalom can you imagine God trying to do this with Humanity you get to do it with us however there was a way he did it and the way he did it was prophecy by giving prophecy God had a Fighting Chance a Fighting Chance one second he had a Fighting Chance on giving it over to a nation One Nation wow he already saw the other idea flopped what if we try this what if what if I just like what if I just break all the rules meaning normally the rules are we're here and he's there what if I break all the rules and just like do a major power surge you know what a power surge is like right now this is coming down at 220 but like on in our building we have like you know who knows 10,000 volts probably more 100,000 volts and then that gets broken down through our circuits to 220 but it's hitting this part of the Jewish quarter at probably 250,000 BTS as is probably taking a lot of that but you know it it keeps coming down from a power plant that's probably putting out a million volts or probably 10 million volts or 100 million volts you get what's going on so God's like H this has failed for a really long time and when it comes to siai at 2448 why do you wait so long when it comes to Sinai it's really hard to get it between it looks like an easy shot but between the ceiling and that thing it's not so easy um so at 2448 at sin God said what if I just like go for you know what a power surges I mean we have surge protectors to protect our building but what if we didn't have a surge protector and instead of 10,000 coming in h what if a 100 thou sorry 100,000 come in age what if like a million volts or 100 million volts straight from the Jerusalem power plant came in here what would happen to these bulbs it's just inst we'd all be covered in glass right now oh joy yeah well sin was no joy and why do you think Moses came down and said like y'all got three days we're like three days to what and he was like I'm not sure I just got the message that we got three days to like figure ourselves out cuz something's going to go down in three days no one knew it was going to happen no one was going to no one had any idea what was going to happen but all we had was these instructions to prepare ourselves for something super heavy duty and I believe me it was not cheesecake it was far from Cheesecake oh maybe I want to say in fact if if if they even found out that cheesecake was the way we were going to celebrate it just be like someone explain this like sukot you were in a Suka okay that makes sense um okay there was a show for blast that would make sense too you know pesak okay eating the bread of Affliction you know that all works out when God does the full-on power surge and everyone's covered in glass we're eating cheesecake you're eating cheesecake this this week and you're like so you're like it's a little shark like you can see my brain is like totally out of control now one sec one sec no question right now I'm going to roll then I'll come to question what someone had a question here oh that's cool I'm sorry listen I told you at the beginning of this class I'm holding on for dear life today you know like no questions for a little while so anyway anyway the point is is just like the point is is that it's just like God said I'm Breaking All the Rules here for part for Plan B plan a was an utter disaster it was an utter disaster and what do I mean by disaster it's very simple sexual licentiousness sorry to go for the jugular and idolatry those are the too biggies all the time sexual licentiousness is why is that of issue for God the reason it's of issue for God is it's selfish and the meaning you don't even exist all there is is God but you the ultimate expression like no there's only me is you doing whatever the hell you want with your body that's like total loss you lost it like once your once your brain has been taken over by a small part of your body no offense the the you know at that point God's like what was the point what was the point of me doing this you know you imagine when God showed the Angels you know there was that conversation with the angels of creation like should I do it should I not you know that's from the letter n let us cre creation n you imagine when the when he showed the Angels the diagram of man and he starts explaining that part of the body because angels are probably like hey what's that you know God had like a whole diagram of man was a stick figure quite literally and and he's like what's that and God explains and like shows like the whole history of it and the angels are like we're out we're out this is this creation's going nowhere you know like man's never going to get that he's never going to get the relationship ship so this this is a deadend relationship this is going to be pure selfishness you know people are going to ruin their entire families on this their entire careers on this their entire everything will fall apart on this one part of the body it is insane and God's like oh don't worry about it um after after a thousand 948 meaning after two Millennia of of death and destructions through sexuality what is the Commandment Abraham gets when figures got out circumcision uhhuh now it all starts to make some sense cuz that is a little bit of a bizarre place to be making covenants with people wouldn't have been the first place I would have thought of if I were making a covenant with someone you know you making a business deal okay everybody drop your drawers you know we're going to lock this in here so I was like what so especially if they're Gentiles cuz they're like stay away now but that is why when God finally says we're going for Plan B we're putting the Covenant there so that maybe maybe at least at least if there's enough light in the room the guy might see it and and put a pour a cold ice bucket of water he'll join the Ice Bucket Challenge and get little ice water over his head and get his brain back together now the but the other one is idolatry and idolatry is very simple you imagine like God's like you know imagine God's like H Let's see we got to make an Earth how are they going to how are they going to see I guess we need light okay let's make a sun and what's going to keep them warm oh the sun does that too okay we got a sun for that too oh we got to eat oh we need photosynthesis okay let's try the Sun and like wow man God's like this sun is great like it does it all it gives light it gives heat and then he's like but the Earth's just going to be shooting around who knows gets hit by an asteroid what's going to happen so he says he says oh my gosh gravitational pull the sun works for that as well the sun is awesome God loves the sun he made the sun and it just does it all for us now imagine I want you to imagine this morning but not our morning earlier in India you know we're all asleep so we're more or less covered so God's just kind of watching some Monk in a big sheet come out you know he's wearing a sheet and he comes out of his cave staring over the Himalayas waiting for that sun to hit the Horizon and the Sun hits the Horizon and God's like really excited to like have this guy you know like he's getting up like imagine this never happened before obviously and the guy just like drops on his face and Bows in front of the sun now if you were God you'd just be like does anyone have any crackers for my chopped liver that was so Coring talk about chop liver so here God created this perfect entity called the Sun that is just so perfect for our planet in so many ways serving so many purposes and people worship it instead of the creator of it you know what I'm saying it's crazy so those are deal breakers those are deal breakers for God and so Humanity was an absolute disaster for this however the Jewish people how's God going to pull it off Jewish we're also people we also have sexual desire we also have we also can easily forget there's a God and think our money comes from work or something it's EAS easy for us to think that our food comes from the market you know doesn't come from the market oh comes from the field okay where' it come for there from the seed okay where' that come from but you see we can easily we as Jews can forget so the way God got us was through fullon Power surch Mount Si boom but prophecy didn't end there God actually let prophecy be part of our national tradition we were a nation of prophets do you know there were Times of Israel Temple period that there were millions of prophets millions of prophets millions of prophet meaning it was almost impossible to play a card game on shads you'd be sitting around the table and like your you know your 14-year-old brother's just like just give me your Aid already so we were we are a nation of prophets We're a nation of prophets I mean how is it possible otherwise that our cist have everything in common with all of the tribal medicine Chiefs of the planet how's that possible I mean the tribal medicine Chiefs who have entered into the the E ether on their whatever things they take in in the jungles and have thousands of years of experience and have rules and regulations of the spiritual worlds and when they meet a Jew who's done nothing but sitting Yesa his whole life but he had a spiritual tendency towards cabala and when they sit down and compare noes they're talking the same exact stuff how's that possible we don't have those kinds of we don't have jungle medicine in Israel we have no tradition of jungle medicine and yet when they go into the details they you find out that the cabalist has about 99.9% more more um intricacy outlined in cabala than that medicine Chief could ever have dreamed of and while he teaches him some of it the medicine Chief's like you know for every like 15 details he's like ah my teacher taught me that about 20 years ago meaning there's another thing in common and and then the cist goes on for another 40 details and then he said ahuh I met one medicine chief of a tribe and he uh he actually was keeping all of the laws literally not just tah he was keeping all the laws of the coin gutle he keeps all the laws of the coin gutle crazy stuff and and it's like he was like how do you know this stuff I'm like how do you know this how do you know all these details of of the coin guttle and he's like who's the coin guttle you never heard of a coin guttle you know and I asked him to sing me some of his chants so some of the chants he does when he's in a trance every single consonant was either a yud or a hay or a v or an olive every single consant that's all that was going on there was just yudes and Hayes and VVS and olives an Olive's just what's an olive an olive is a V with two UT the whole that's and he's got like know about 60 hours of chance believe it I didn't sit there for 60 hours but I he gave me several samples like what you want me to start singing yeah yeah you could YouTube or whatever go on you know music music spots to to hear it so anyway long story but you get what I'm saying prophecy We're a nation of prophets we didn't how do we know this stuff how do we know know all this stuff the answer is prophecy now everybody how did we do in our 12 tribe Jerusalem Temple orb of light for the humanity how did we do oh that great oh boy plan C Exile now the truth is God would have gotten rid of us there except he promised he wouldn't um God like said we'd be an eternal nation which on the one hand is a blessing on the other hand we've been through hell you know like had he just forsaken us we would have just disappeared into the Gentiles and like it would have been over with the temple destruction but God had this whole Eternal Nation thing meaning God was only going to do this once for our planet and that's us we we are the ones we are the ones we are the chosen yeah so he basically chose us for this job we blew the job big time and so what we did instead is we went into Exile which is our carpet uh sah it's our this is our ethical monotheism carpet bomb we basically carpet bomb the planet with ethical monotheism that's that became our new job meaning if you guys can't get it together in Israel and do what you're supposed to be doing which we blew big time first temp and second temple God said so you'll do it an exile by just being there and you'll be this like holy righteous bunch of people in a little stle singing If I Were a Rich Man and the Gentiles will just feel all like bombed out by you for like you know being being you know you know toothless wonders who like have have you know like six children all with different mothers they'll uh you they'll just kind of have to deal with Jews in all their areas and then they'll of course expel us every time they get a chance why they expelled us for their own reasons but why so that we can carpet bomb the planet cuz Jews tend to stick together and we would have just wound up in a couple countries we'd never leave but you have to Exile us and Exile us and Exile us and Exile us and Exile us till the whole planet is talking God which it is today and we didn't do a great job of that either so apparently we needed Christianity and Islam to talk God as well but but uh I don't want to go there exactly you know cuz that's been pretty rough on the globe those two been rough on the globe we've been pretty gentle on the globe we're we're only we keep to ourselves we just make you feel really guilty um they on the other hand have been uh a little bit vicious now the the last is the period that we went into in the 1800s Common Era when all these like super capitalistic exous rabbis realize simultaneously simultaneously that the Exile is over the Von the B the benishai other cblas in Yemen like like spontaneously just went like Redemption is [Music] coming and that is the Redemption period and that's the period we're in now it's going real slow I mean not that slow I mean if I can pull away the board for a moment exhibit a the Temple Mount yeah it's not going that slow it's moving but I think when you're in it it feels impatient I mean how many of you are getting Los your patience a little bit with messia so but redemption's for sure coming I mean if you're if you're impatient you're crazy because if you know any history we are in the most insane time ever is amazing times and the in gathering of the exil is happening now like like more strict opinions a year ago two years ago looser opinions are going to be in the next year or two we're going to be in the majority of Jews on the planet [Music] shom everyone go Ahad