Kasher Marriage From Scratch

single and she's single and by some miracle you cross paths AND YOU ACTUALLY LIKE EACH OTHER and you want to get married, it's not enough anymore. Why? Because you have to have the right portfolio to get married now. You have to have the right portfolio. Why? Listen, if we're going to get married, which whose parents are going to buy THE THE HOUSE? WHOSE PARENTS are going to give us money to live for the first year? Whose parents are going to pay for the wedding? Whose parents are GOING TO GET GIFTS? WAIT, your parents only give the watch? No, no, no. My parents you know, give much more than THE WATCH THIS. AND YOU HAVE TO LITERALLY HAVE A ARGUMENT between the families about who's GOING TO GIVE WHAT. YOU HAVE TO BE A MILLIONAIRE JUST TO GET the kids getting TO GET MARRIED. ALL THEY NEED IS TO GET MARRIED, but they need to be millionaires now. This consumerism is a curse.